Hat...

[Kozgugore]

I got that, you numpty! But considering Garrosh will be leading over us all, it shall henceforth only be waffle-day in Orgrimmar. No more cake!

[Moggrash]

Starting Demon-hugging again has a certain appeal I must say
But then again, I did fail to liberate you from Koz's madness in the past, and i doubt I would succed this time, so why bother 

[Ugluhk]

let me remind you that I was nagging at you long before Koz even joined the tribe... Ozzie confused him with some other dude that was the biggest OOCtard in the world... was fun! So Moggy, come back! you can always liberate me from Claws and Nhazsomething shaman... And dogar obviously... and probably Azuril aswell...

[Ghook Three Axes]

before Koz even joined the tribe...

IIRC, that was _second_ Koz's incoming. At least that's how I understood Akesha back then...

[Moggrash]

Butbut... poor Moggy is only level 70, you are only going to /point /laugh at him

[Kozgugore]

/point and /laugh is imminent with a hat like your own!

And I smell a Ghook! Quite the reunion topic! o/

[Ugluhk]

GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moggrash]

Ghook is just a silly Cub,
I'm Venerable! so Venerete me puny mortals!

[Burgorg]

Whuz buz gaung unz hur!?!
-Munches a rock and places the hat to his head.
Duz bu gud hut muz guez nuw buh buez.

[Moggrash]

You touched the Hat!

Sacrilege! Desecration! Profanation! Blasphemy!
Kill the Heathen! Purify It!

[Claws]

Moggrash Hat

Moggrash showed up at Mass one Sunday and the Shaman almost passed out
when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the Shaman caught up with him and said,
"Moggrash, I'm so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Moggrash said, "I got ta be honest with you, Shaman. A while back, I misplaced
me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that Zhurd  has a hat just like mine
and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he would have to
take off his hat during Mass and figured he'd leave it in the back of the church.
So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal Zhurd hat."

The Shaman said, "Well, Moggrash, I notice that ya didn't steal Zhurd hat, after all.
What changed your mind?"

Moggrash replied, "Well, Shaman, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments,
I decided that I didn't need to steal Zhurd hat."

With a tear in his eye, the Shaman gave Moggrash a smile and said;
"After I spoke about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' , ya decided ya would rather do without your hat
than burn in Hell?"



Moggrash  slowly shook his head. "No, Shaman, after ya talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."

[Vargukha]

I'll help you Moggrash. They are just jealous!

[Moggrash]

Thanks Varg, it's not easy being the only orc with a sense of fashion.

[Ugluhk]

RESURECTION OF THE ELDER THREAD!!!!!!! WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!

[Moggrash]

Sadly, this elder needs either one Game Card (does those still exist btw?) or one Credit Card to be ressed.
So.... Who want to get the prestigious achievement "Bringer of Doom!"??