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Where mu be nuw?

Started by Burgorg, September 28, 2009, 09:02:33 AM

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Burgorg

Burgorg heard something next to him, grunting in his sleep, turning to other side.
Loud bellowing to his ear woke him up, Burgorg throwing himself up from his back to his arse, holding his head, with both hands, trying to catch his tought from the beating what he felt inside between his ears.

"Grumm dumn..." he allmost whimpered opening his eyes to see... A Kodo..Burgorg blinked confused he was not sure who was more confused he or the creature. Burgorg looking around. bit up to the sky, flinching from the scorching sunlight in his eyes, looking back down grunting and moving his hands from his head. smacking his lips together, and spitting then violently staring the Kodo shouting to it; "Did yo' tuk a dung in ma mouth!?!" he flinched again his own loud yelling hurted his delicated ears. he had a terrible taste in his mouth and Prearie dogs in his brains were breaking his thinking factor... He staggered up to scratch his side. Looking down, blinking. "Wheru be mu cluths!?! Did du stule mu cluths!?!" He yelled again making his head feel even worse, looking around him finding only his Loincloth.. And cape.. but why did his cape be over something.. Harr! maybe be his gear. Burgie lifted it. dropping it again. Blinking looking the Kodo who tilted his head and bellowed. Burgorg lifted it again seeing a sleeping Orccess with a broad smile dancing on her lips.

"Uh durr.." Burgorg said, looking around seeing Mut his trusty mount, and familiar pile of equipment. Burgorg looking his cape, and then Mut and the cape, he was sure that Mut was laughing to his misfortune. It was a good cape!.. But he could not take it now... She might wake up and and and.. WANT A FAMILY!. Burgorg scuttled slowly, then ran to Mut grapping his equipment and rode off, sighing from relaxement when he was far away.

"Me bu nu drunking anymure.." He muttered when he rode trough barrens and heard the music of Brewfest in the distance.. "Maybu une stout to kill dem taste.." He smirked.

Somewhere in the Mulgore Meureh- Orgrimmar Grunttes woke up, peering around her, she was quite sure she had done something last night, using her hangover mind to count.. she had no cloths on.. And sleeping under a cape.. She smirked and shrugged and decided not to mention about to anyone, because the Orc politely had left her a new cape..


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Durr! Adventurers of Burgie

Kozgugore

(( Poor, cute, little Burgie! Amusing read, as always. Nice to see him about again sometime! ))
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

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(( Hooray for Burgie! :D Who can't love that orcie and his stories?! I look forward to finally being online at the same time again *giggle*

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