Mazguul learns a new song

[Mazguul]

After being away for a long time on her spiritual quest Mazguul just happened to wander into a tavern. While there, she actually learned another song...

As I went home late last night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a wolf outside the door where my old wolf should be
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that wolf outside the door where my old wolf should be?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before!

And as I went home late last night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
That's a wool blanket that me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before!

And as I went home late last night drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before!

And as I went home late last night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
They're two lovely cooking pots me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in cooking pots I never saw before!

And as I went home late last night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
That's a little male pup that me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a male pup with his whiskers on sure I never saw before!

And as I went home late last night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before!

As I went home late last night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a lad sneaking out the back, a quarter after three.
Well, I called m' mate and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who was that lad sneaking out the back a quarter after three?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
So drunk you can not see
That was just the elven emissary that the Warchief sent to me.
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But an elf who can last till three sure I've never seen before!

(( Based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Hb5nzwE4I ))

[Kozgugore]

Well, this was... an interesting read! Nice to see you back on the forums again, I... think.

[Morgeth]

I love that song. Love it. And now it's even better!