Dem Boulders Bashing Orc!

[Burgorg]

He breathed heavily in the cold night, his eyes looking around running forward, just forward! He could not take it! -Dem cheating like that! Dworfs have no honor! Dem less honor than hummies have!- Burgorg was furious, like a grizzly what some hunter would have scrathed with a spear, his honor had a new scar on it, No honor on dem A Warsong Orc faced so many unhonored thingies! - Rarrh!- he roared with fury and more steam to the engine gave that he was lost! Lost again! Wich way was dem Loch modan! The sign told him only. "Feralas this way" He was heading to east! Like Norviskrall told him, he was running to east.

Like a furious force of nature no rabbit or fox stayed on his way, some boars who did not want to move from his way found themself in the cactus trees. The Angry orc marching. -Me gonna Bonk them to the head then bash them and bonk them again! And then to make sure throw dem down from dem big bridge of them!- Burgorg was shaking from the anger, no anger was not the right word, not even furious. Burgorg was Furiously Angry and also Mad!. He kicked a Hyena front of him it running away from the kick laughing to him! The Hyena was soon running away some Tauren watching confused why a big grown up orc was chasing a hyena throwing rocks after it shouting some strong words also.. Tauren shaking his head to the sight.

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Burgorg walked on the road his feets literally stomping on every step grumbling muttering and cursing. Then seeing a Tauren walking around the road. Politely stopping him.
"Dis road leading to dem Loch Modan Tauren?"
Tauren blinked his eyes shaking his head. "Dear Orc you are in the wrong continent."
"...Dabu... " Burgorg stand stood and went silent.
Tauren continuing his own journey.
"Dem wrong continent...Braarrgh!"
A bystander would say that on that moment the small pieces of wood and tinder inside Burgorg' head lit the last spark to total lost of anger managment.
Burgorg walked slowly towards a boulder.
The Tauren heard a loud sound, looking over his shoulder, blinking quite suprised when the odd orc walked away, from a boulder what was seemed to be smashed with some blunt object it had a circle like quite deep hole on it. and two smaller holes next to it.
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Burgorg sitted on a odd wooden bench on the town of Dulurun(he did not know it' real name the mage said the name to him once.) peering his brand new helmet what had bumps on it. And then smoothed his own forehead what had some stonedust on it. "Dem were right 'ead butting dem boulders make dem anger go away.. Will be getting dem dworfs still!.." Burg grumbled and took a piece of coarse stone and shoved it to his mouth crunching it.

An old Undead peered from the window of his inn room, blinking a bit, was that Orc eating a rock?..Fasinating.. The Undead returned to his book.

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OOC: I could not sleep so I wrote a small story of Angry Burgie, dem cheating dwarfs made him angry *nod* And of course Burgie would not find his way around..)

[Norv]

(( Oooh epic! No idea if I ever laughed so hard at a story! Burgie is so much fun, it's great to have him around! ))

(( By the way: quote from Burgie in front of them dwaves:

Burgorg yells: Make a line! so I can bonk ya all to a pile!

))

[Morgeth]

((I liked this story! Your writing has really progressed - since I've been reading your pieces on the sixty stuff as well - and Burgorg is a truly amusing and interesting character.))