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A local business was looking for office help.
They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED”.
Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.
We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
(Just like the Red Blades)

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.
He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager.
The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least.
However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you.
The sign says you have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter.
He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.
The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities.
However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said,
"Meow."

Ah ok I understand a bit better now Rhonya excuses me.
Just proves that knowledge is a powerful thing.
I was unaware that there was so many Oathbreakers within the ranks.
Until it was pointed out to me by someone else.

They should all be publicly flogged I say to hell with the softly softly touch.


I thought it was a rank to teach discipline within the ranks a place where you could send the naughty little Orcs.   

But when you break it down can it not be a place for them naughty little orcs as well.
I firmly believe it would add some good RP.

My own take on the ones sent into exile are indeed Oathbreakers and have gone past the Blood oath taken with us so there word means nothing we could draw and quarter those ones couldn’t we just a little bit please go on just one or two peassss. 

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell.
When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To the first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alcohol and being drunk " so the devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of gorgeous naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! I’m high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A weed you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".

100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.

The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM fruit punch! IM fruit punch!”

Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door.

Sitting in the middle of all the weed, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he said: "hey man, got a light?"



After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night.
Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole, "have you been unfaithful to me Lena?"
"Well, er, yes - but only three times," she admitted somewhat embarrassed.
"Hmmm, three times?" questioned Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"
"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?" asked Lena. "That was the first time."
"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she said. "That was the second time."
"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?
"The third time was" Lena paused.
"Do you remember when you were running for President of the Housing Society and you needed 125 votes?"

New Bloods haven't taken their oaths, and won't be made oathbreakers

Oy

"But I think it should go further to protect ALL and give a better IC feel to the situation".

Not just New Bloods ya bucket head.     

I like this idea.
But I think it should go further to protect ALL and give a better IC feel to the situation.
The offending Orc and his / her accuser(s) should be brought before the tribe or a group of officers who were not involved in the offending action.
If the accuser(s) does not want to do this then the Orc is found not guilty.
It may stop certain Orc’s throwing their weight around for no IC reason.
People are too quick to judge against the new comers to the tribe and will / do kick just because of that without going into the IC reason behind the action.

If you put this into an IC situation new comers would not know all the rules nor would they recognise every Orc and there standing unless properly addressed IC.
And this does not mean whispers or comments passed in the OOC channels.

Side note this was why Orc of officer rank were the only Orc too wear a cloak in older days and all Orc wear there tabard / colours all the time to show who they are and that there not just a random Orc pretending to be Red Blade (IC) because we have not got big signs above our heads have we..
If they do not have their tabard / colours on they should be fair game for any RP and take whatever RP is thrown at them without any reprisal from the tribe / officers.

I'm just going to pretend to be a big, fat necroposter

Ahh why pretend 

The whole concept of mounts with rockets and guns that have come out of star wars is just getting more and and more stupid for words.
Well that my own view any way.

But the Graphics WOW that has come on nicely I think it will cause trouble for some people not being able to play with out upgrades to computers.

Nice
Took a while but well worth it.

Not sure what this all about missed the memo ( )
But if it is what I think it is l believe that dice rolling has no part in this type of game / set up.
Unless for loot of course.
Play it as it comes and let it unfold.
My own opinion.
May be missing the point totally but hay i read ya post.

Some good info here thanks Grogona.

I find that the low level farming stuff goes for silly prices.
Maybe because people in a rush to get high level in a profession.

Ohh nice very thought provoking

http://www.deathknightlovestory.com/

Animated film of a death knights love.
Quiet impressive and more to come I hope

Trueblood = Old-folks-home Beacuse no matter how old they get, you still love them.

I represent that remake
I mean I resent that remark.

is bribing the Orc who put it up there allowed. 

Nice