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I will write a story about future Okiba after he retires, as he spends his times in Pandaren brothels, being pissed drunk.

Sounds good, yeah?

I'd rather list the fetishes I don't have. Less work.

I had no idea your fetishes included dying from hypothermia.

You don't know many things about my fetishes.

We should set up a meeting in the middle of Ice Crown.

Or is there a colder place than Ice Crown?

Icecrown is fine. I like that is cold. It makes my nipples hard. 

You two are aware being kinky won't win you the belt right?

Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.

Regorn.. The belt is the only thing I wear. That's pretty kinky, since you all come for mah belt.

I am not even close to your level of kinky

Then the belt is mine! Hurr hurr!

Not so fast, cowboy. Don't make me kink you out of this thread. 

Something tells me you don't believe me when I change reality to fit my own view.

Well, that something is right.

Shut up, you monkey!

Actually, we know the difference between apes and monkeys. But we do not like to agree with you.

We will monkey as much as we want. And you cannot stop us.

An orangutan is also an ape.

Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.

It's nothing to go Ape over.

APErently it is.

An orangutan is also an ape.

Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.

Nice moves, ya' monkey.

Does it make you uncomfortable?

Eeeeuuwuwwwwwwwww.

In my defence. He kind of asked for it.

*Slow claps*

Well done Okiba, well done. I admire your work.