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No death knights. They technically no orcs really, aye? They undeads.

Naaaaaah... Technizalli 'em living buz still a bit servy-servy-Ner'zhul. The veri first Death Knights were kinda undead n' stuff (ressureczed Human Knights) but the second generazion (Scourge ones!) of 'em doesn' have ta be. They're sort o' like Necromancers in the Scourge, livin' wiv' dead guys but noz necessarily dead 'emselves.

MMM! Ruuuuunnneeezzz... Iz curious!

Hi Kad! =D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdhygTXzMo0

Thread about accenz Orcs talk 'bout time ta time! SHH! Play'r sez stuff!

Nazhra's accent:

Iz - Nazhra refers to herself as first person in third person. Replaces all other words that refers to her, so no I, me or blah. And if you say it, she thinks of herself! All additions to "I" (like "I'm") will be cut, except for "I'll" (Iz'll).
Bleh! - Her Iz is not going to bother with this. =D
Grom'damn, grom'dammit - "Grom damn it!", curseword instead of regular "god damn it". (Ye Iz invenzed it! Whazyagonnadohuhz?!)
Ya - You   Ya'll - You all, you'll (you will), you all will
Ye - Yes
Hiyaz! - Hey!
See yaz! - Bye bye!
Mwehehehez! - Gigglegigglegiggle! ^^
Stuff, stuffz, stuffzies - Things
k' - OK
n' - Variation of "and"
Kinda - Sort of, kind of
Wiv' - Variation of "with"
Ta - Variation of "to"
Ehz? - "What?" Confusion!
Erm/Err - Thinking/"I'm thinking up a lie to tell you"
Noes - No or serveral no:s
Stoopid - That's you! ;D (Stupid)

Regular Orcish:
Zug zug - Okay
Dabu - Roger that
Un'dabu - Ready and waiting
Lok'tar - Victory
Mok'gra - Hey, well met
Lok'tar ogar - Victory or death
Sowwy - Sorry :(

Additional rules:
- Add and mix in Z:s to a few words:
"N' thenz we kinda did some stuffz wiv' stuff and killed...thiiiings."
- Use " ' " to cut down the end of words and sometimes combine them with others:
"Lightnin'!" (Extreme) "Iz gon' rip ya'll ta slob' slob' lil' piec'z!" - I'm gonna (going to) rip you all to slobby slobby little pieces!
- If giving the old Shaman call, never ever use Iz! "Storm, Earth and Fire, heed my Call!"
- When lying, unsure or being, like, woah! make some words really long! "Errrmm... Noooooooeeeesss..."
- When telling the hard truth or being ashamed of something, stutter and combine all the words:
"N-n-noIzdidnztakealllOz'boozeIzpwomize!" - No I didn't take all Oznack's booze I promise!
- When feeling uncomfortable, err, erm and stutter.
- Skip small words inbetween others. "Ya dead soon." - You are (going to be) dead soon.
- Be bitchy! ;D

Why the Iz?:

Nazhra has an overloaded mind since she is very attuned to all the Spirits around her. Constantly having thousands to millions of small voices in your head and talking to some of them meant that when when she started socializing for real with other Orcs her head couldn't take any more and small errors started appearing in her speech pattern. She is only vaguely aware of talking oddly herself and with a thousand other things going on in her head, Nazhra just doesn't care until she totally forgot and adapted to her new language. "Iz" is an effect of talking directly to Spirits in your mind as encompassing their whole being in one word. If Nazhra would ever speak Kali'mag to you, there would be no accent, neither did she have one when she was little. Her stupid and aloof behaviour is also due to all the duties to remember and all the voices in her heeeeaaaad! =D (Not much brainpower left to think with!) If Nazhra speaks clearly to you something is very wrong, and you are probably not speaking to her at all. (If concentrating fully, she can speak clearly and not be stupid at all. Like she ever does that.)

Nazhra's accent and its form was created long before I heard of Warhammer. >_>

N' now ya can ask quezions! ASK! Also if ya want stuffz translazed!

Maaaaybez thread better in wiki...

Might wanna save the sourzcode tho'. Hi Oz'! =D

And damnit Drakash, you must be bored a lot if you have the time and interest to make those pictures.

Shh! Doncha see the genious in tha picurez? Hez artist!

Iz approf o' new Chieftain! =D

N' ya say Iz eat 'shrooms when 'dis stuffz 'round!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aTgINExt2w

Blah, bleh warnin' violenz, veri long, long intro n' cursin' n'...stuffz...

(PS. Iz think this prove Iz don't eat mushyrooms ever, zug zug?)
(PPS. Juz so ya know.)

All discussions end with Nazhra. For one simple reason: noone understand what she writes. that is fact. That is different then truth.

Grr... Iz can write perfeczli FINE thankyouverimuz. Iz just talk this way ya know.

Pff...Ya juz lame-'xcusing yerself from all dese fun mathematizal stuff! More stuffz please Chieftain! =D

Whee! Mathematiz! ^^ Iz think Chief' says good stuff n' Iz never seen that 1/9 proof 'fore!

'Bout that philosofizal stuff Iz wanna add Iz think thez no meaning ta anything withouz at leaz context n' ta give context ya need someone ta give it.

N' ta Greggar Iz wanna say that Pi is juz a tool. Ya sure can get exact soluzions by usin' it, but not if ya wanna convert it ta de 10-system! If ya juz let Pi be ya can juz give the answer o' x Pi n' it's really just there ta relate in circle-thingies.
Mathemat's juz abstrac' way ta think so ya can compare stuff n' give it meaning n' it doesn't really exiz'.

Foh' 1/9 thing n' infinity Iz think de real problem n' odd stuff come up when ya try ta use mathematizal thinking on somethin' that onli exiz in 'few ways in reality, bwit like the stuff Typh' said. 'Course Iz dunno if the theory of an unsplittable a-tom is true, buh aniwez doesn' mean anything or matter anything unless give it meanin'. ^^

STORM!

Iz too! =O

Sounz familiar n' stuffz! Ya know Secret Admiral toooo?

Iz noz a Paladin! Why ya wanna judge anyways?!

In Soviet Broken Isles, Shaman Purges YOU!