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Orcs of the Red Blade

Discussion => Game Related => Topic started by: Sadok on May 17, 2015, 04:05:15 PM

Title: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Sadok on May 17, 2015, 04:05:15 PM
Scenario: the tribe are stranded on a desert island, and they soon start to go mad with hunger. A single chocolate chip cookie is parachuted in, and whoever controls it will have the only non-Orc food-source available.

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ff43b750bc349a2afde8f6f407d7e7fe/tumblr_inline_nlivuq0i4t1qmxivf_400.png)

Look at it. Look how delicious it looks. You -are- starving, aren't you?

A bloodbath breaks out, with each Orc killing each other in rapid succession. But how?

*grabs the cookie and cowers, awaiting certain death*
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Therak on May 17, 2015, 04:08:54 PM
*poisons the cookie when Sadok looks away*
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Sadok on May 17, 2015, 04:12:03 PM
*notices Therak nearby and tries to cave his skull in with a rock.*

My cookie!
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Lars on May 17, 2015, 04:16:55 PM
((I will be posting in this thread as Muzjhath!))

*Stabs Sadok, carves off a leg and starts eating*
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Sadok on May 17, 2015, 04:18:50 PM
*flails as he's stabbed and half-cannibalised, then tries to strangle Muzjhath to death with his own disemboweled intestines.*

Didn't I kill you once already?!
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Claws on May 17, 2015, 04:21:10 PM
Walks up to Sadok.
“Hello handsome”  :-*
While he goes all bashful pass my dagger up through his lower jaw into his soft brain and mashes it up a bit for good measure.
And vanishes holding the blood stained cookie “yum yum bit of more flavour”
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Grogok on May 17, 2015, 04:40:16 PM
Ehh..I dig a deep hole, then hide it with leaves and such, then I would place a plate of newly baked sadok  and just wait for Claws to fall in, and then I would bury her alive
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Bamm on May 17, 2015, 04:48:28 PM
Hits Kargnar with a heavy looking book on the back of his head as he is burying Claws. Causing him to fall into the hole with a now very, very, very angry claws. He runs off with cookie giggling and naked as it was obviously too hot for clothes in this desert island scenario, Arkail is a very practical Orc
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Gashuk on May 17, 2015, 05:05:47 PM
Gashuk would expertly lock out Arkail's spellcasting; stun him with a buffet of wind before sending a void corruption into his Spirit; the Soul would be in useless limbo, but the flesh would be tasty.
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Umaua on May 17, 2015, 06:30:23 PM
Uma would go and seek out any plant waste stuff(Nonedible ones) and rather try make booze than fight over a cookie.
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Rhonya on May 17, 2015, 06:33:36 PM
Kyrazha would just eat those that the others killed! Done! :D
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Groshnok on May 17, 2015, 06:36:14 PM
Groshnok would kill everyone and fly away with the power of god emotes.
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Regorn on May 17, 2015, 06:36:44 PM
Zombie Regorn crawls out of the sand, imminently smells Kyrazha's meal and walk over for some fresh brains.
Title: Re: How would your character kill the one above you?
Post by: Revax on May 17, 2015, 06:47:16 PM
Fetches Karak to smite zombie Regorn with the holy light, and in the meantime grabs the cookie and rolls away.
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