Right, here's today's challenge, Red Blades. We're gonna write an immortal saga, three words at a time! No double-posting, please. So here we go!
"One day, Kozgugore..."
...went to the...
...pond to get...
...his monthly wash...
...but he forgot...
...to bring his...
...towel! So he...
...handy dandy stick....
...to steal one...
...so he did...
..but then suddenly...
...Gruulg appeared and...
...pushed him in...
...screaming, "LOK'TAH OOGAZ"...
...to then laugh...
...in the face...
of Krogon, who
...shit his mouth...
(((http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss218/Morhen/Krogsig.jpg)))
And realized too...
...late that Gruulg...
..was jumping towards..
...the pond and...
...making a huge...
...splash, which then...
...drowned Kozgugore. Krogon...
..facepalmed and muttered...
... something about youths
. Kozgugore's funeral was...
...held in rain...
... so nobody attended ...
...Except Therak, who...
..brought a bouquet...
...of salmon, and...
...skulls to put...
...with Kozgugores wolfmask...
...which was still...
...on his face...
...soaking wet, from...
...tears in the...
...eyes of Kyrazha...
...Who appeared out..
...of a cake...
...reading "RIP KOGZUZORG"...
...It was a...
...sad day, and...
..Krogon decided to..
...shit his mouth...
...unfortunately, that created...
...a mess everywhere...
...on Sadok's favourite...
...mate, Kyrazha, who...
...was covered in...
...blue Arakkoa feathers...
...stuck with pitch...
...and a ginormous...
...pink umrella, that...
...distracted from Kozgugore's...
...poor rainy funeral...
...so it was...
..with much regret...
...That Lofty took...
...Kozgugore's bouquet and...
...threw it in...
...his coffin, and...
...sang the song...
...written especially by...
...Srelok, a lok'vadnod...
...about Kozgugore's many...
...failures with females...
...and males and...
...all in between...
...the bedsheets of...
...his love shack...
...which was located...
...on top of...
Oshu'gun with a
...jacuzzi situated outside...
...where the ancestors...
...Would see -everything-...
..that happens when..
Kozgugore has 'company'
Meanwhile in Orgrimmar...
...Sadok and Toothless...
... Sally were having...
...an awkward talk...
..About black rods..
...and the cause...
...For the warts..
...and the sores...
..But then Sally...
...called Vraxxar over...
..To rub her..
...lucky rabbit's foot...
...that she kept...
...for remembering that...
...in her vagpurse...
...there was a...
...mystical artefact that...
...suddenly sprouted tentacles...
that grabbed Sadok
...and tried to...
...suffocate him to...
...shut him up...
... Without any success...
...as he recited...
... another poem that...
...Shieldbreaker wrote when...
...She was attacking....
...Eleven sweaty ogres...
... .It sounded like....
...a squishy rubber...
...that felt good...
...When used to...
...tickle a penguin...
...that was made...
...by its parents...
..In a deep hole...
...under the sea...
..Of rotten bodies..
...wearing fake beards...
. Anyway, meanwhile in...
...Stranglethorn, Kyrazha was...
..Furiously dancing because..
...she was naked...
...but covered in...
Ants that were
hallucinations due to
...all the mushrooms...
..Which were given..
...to her by...
Shrewd who said
..."Woof woof bark"...
...before taking a poop..
...rolling in it...
...and suddenly exploding...
with a loud
..."MEOWWW" singing halleluja...
...It was Sadok...
...who then appeared...
...drunk on troll-...
vodka, cranberry flavour
...and spanked Kyrazha...
...red raw, she...
...enjoyed it immensely...
...until suddenly a...
...Krogon shit his...
mouth and started...
...to suffocate and...
...vomit shit everywhere...
...Turning everything pink..
((Grats on the forum ding, Uma!))
...and making Kyrazha...
... smash a rock...
suggestively against a
... Drunken vraxxar which....
...made him kiss...
...Kozgugore and Shrewd...
. Zombie Kozgugore said...
...Lets have cake...
and play banjos
... The cake was...
...a lie and...
...in fact pie...
...Made off Siyah'gosh...
..including cat hair..
. It was delicious...
...But those who...
..Use whips get..
fondled by Goblins...
...and a Groshnok...
...who also likes...
To feel pretty
...in a dress...
. Meanwhile on Draenor...
...Ghost Regorn Visit...
...the pretty squirrels...
...whom rode dragons....
...in the Winter...
...to the north..
... of Blackrock Foundry...
..to swim in...
...the blood of...
...the feared Demon...
...Ridiculous Impous Magnificus! ...
...the master of...
...sillyness, balloons, and...
...the word Ni!...
...meanwhile in Tanaris...
...goblins in Gadgetzan...
...waited patiently for...
...Sadok to come...
To hand deliver
...a letter from...
...High Tinker Mechatorque...
... , Demanding more booty...
...and affordably priced...
... cogs, large cogs. ...
These cogs would ...
...Be inserted in..
...a fancy machine...
That could spank
..Pancakes with jello..
... . The Goblins refused...
...Because no explosions...
...so Sadok left...
To start a...
..riot againt pancakes..
... . He gathered allies...
...to eat all..
...the pancakes ever...
...baked by the...
...Horde and Alliance...
...starting a war...
that lasted over...
..A minute. Why...
...is the rum...
...tasting like dick...
...that is spotted...
...with weeping sores?
Only Shrewd knows...
...how it tastes..
...and it is...
....made of dog...
... , with a little
...politically incorrect fluids...
... , Fortunately, LORD JARAXXUS...
...Eredar Lord of...
...pussy shredding madness...
...die "hard", anyway...
...blood of Mannoroth...
...Inside Rhonya's head...
...caused salty seaman...
...to possess her...
...killing her braincells...
..Leaving one behind..
Which began to
...laugh by loneliness...
. Rhonya then jumped...
... into the arms...
...of an aroused...
...Cho'gall, the Ogre...
...screaming "ME SMASH....
... MORGAN FREEMAN". He...
...smashed Rhonya instead...
...to a bloody pulp...
Then had mojitos..
...with Lord Jaraxxus...
...and their best...
...friend Karak, who...
...smoked w33d erryday..
...but on Tuesdays...
...and on Wednesdays...
...they would all...
...dance like coco...
((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg))
--nuts that were..
...made of Elementium...
. Meanwhile in Goldshire...
...Sadok visited, again...
Naked as a
...newborn child, and...
...covered in bees...
...screaming really loud...
..."LOOK AT ME"...
...but nobody looked...
...Because in Goldshire...
its common place.
Kyrazha danced on...
the graves off...
...the very unpopular..
Big Papa S,
Due to his
...big man moobs...
...which smelled like...
..horror, and rape..
..Of small puppies..
Shrewd woofed softly
...then peed on...
Himself, twice daily.
...then exploded again...
..in pink dust..
..then river dancing...
...starring Michael Flatley...
...and Arnold Schwarzenegger...
...wearing a tutu...
...and pom poms...
...premiered at the...
..1001st annual Failshow...
...featuring the famous...
...Gul'thauk Strip Show...
..starring Gashuk with...
...saucy musical accompaniment...
...ending in rape..
...seed oil smothered...
...hot tub parties!...
...with Caruk and...
...Krogon's kinky hand-cuffs...
...ending in a..
...happy ending. Meanwhile...
...pokemon and blizzard...
... made a new...
...MMO, Divinity given...
...with free Charizards!...
. Back in Orgrimmar...
Trakmar was making...
...waffles with a...
...Cherry on the...
...Charizard! And Sadok...
...devoured Aged Yolks...
...in Regorn's dreams...
,...(a scary place...
, Of Fetid dreams),
...when Regorn awoke...
...he noticed that...
...he had no...
...trousers on, and...
...achieved enlightenment. Then...
...a stampede of...
...Charizards! Flew down...
...and Krogon cut...
...them to pieces...
...with Blademaster Toy...
... Released next patch ...
...with pussy-shredding...
...RAGNAROS, The FIRE...
...tit of nippleness...
bane of pineapples!...
... And owner of...
..The giganticly long..
...6.2 Blademaster Toy...
..meanwhile in Durotar..
...Rashka dressed up...
..As awesome ninja..
...in ninja lingerie...
...strip dancing for..
...Ninja King Krogon...
..lost a bet..
...But liked it...
...so she stroked...
..Groshnok's hairy butt..
..Getting stung by..
... Japanese killer wasps...
...and he exploded...
..Into Flyffy rabits..
...and Rashka cried...
...tears of blood..
...and erotic joy...
..and exploded too...
...in orgasmic joy.
Suddenly, Kul Tiras...
..Sank into Therak's..
...sour butthole, screaming..
"Nooo! Wrong way!"
...which was weird...
... for both parties...
...so they agreed...
..to crawl further..
..Into the dry..
...crevices of the...
...castle of Lemmiwinks!
Meanwhile on Argent...
...crusader land ((yes that exists now shush)) somebody
...sneezed, that's all.
..Funnily, in Netherstorm..
...someone also sneezed...
...creating an explosive...
...Overpressure which caused...
..Kael'thas to reborn..
...which was merely...
..A boisterous boil in..
...a setback to...
...his revenge against...
...squaky metal dildos...
...which had caused...
..Death of his..
...lazor chicken, Arthas...
..In pink dress..
...(his death was...
...very bloody). Anyway...
..Was way that..
...the Jaina chicken...
...strutted her stuff...
...on the catwalk...
..Full of cats..
..which ate her..
...entire left leg...
...and dirtied Kozgugore's...
..Purple nail polish..
...so he cried...
..To his blue..
...suede shoes and...
...boogied all night..
..Leaving behind wet..
...shoes from sweat...
...and collapsed into...
..The arms of..
Yogg'saron Who kissed
...Kozgugore to death...
.... mmmm, tasted like...
..Cold shrimp that..
...had been left...
... to slowly ferment ...
...in the abyss...
...of shit and...
.... Kawai painting of...
...sexy cat women...
...was shown at...
..The loser gala...
. Meanwhile in Dalaran...
..Sadok ran naked...
...fell and died...
..At Ysera's feet..
..which smelled terrible...
...due to fungus...
..Called Krogon which..
was grumpy fungus
...with no shirt...
..And pathetic abs..
..wearing a skirt..
...and flip-flops...
...(a hoola skirt)...
...and a flowery...
...beard. Strangely fitting...
...for Ysera, and...
...hen Sadok Woke.
Hen Sadok laid...
... a fresh Yolk...
...and clucked off...
((Well i've clucked up.))
...to the coast...
...drowning since he...
...could not swim...
...in pink custard.
However, his spirit...
...Ate Rotten yolks...
...until he grew...
...shockingly around, building...
...an venomous fart...
..That decimated whole..
...cities including Stormwind...
... ,Gnomeregan (again) and...
...Ironforge and Darnassus...
And a shack
...and Orgrimmar and...
... it came to...
...a tit land...
..with large hills..
..Filled with creamy..
...custard. Meanwhile in...
The twisting nether
... Kil'jaeden is trolling...
...a trolling troll...
..who trolled sadok...
...Sadok tripped over....
...Rhonya who then...
... did the dinosaur...
...Saying what did...
..The talking snake..
Say to the
..Fox what do...
..When eating muffins..
...ratatatatatata. Anyway in...
..Change the subject-land..
...Srelok was running...
...around the riverbend...
... and tripped over.....
a impressively long...
...and scarily thick...
..Orc eating anaconda..
...that was dead...
...ahhhh poor snake.......
..Said Koz and..
...cried some more...
... into Shrewd's fur...
..Sharing the lice..
...on Kozgugore's head...
..While his loved..
...Krogon took watch...
And fell asleep
..On the hard..
...big bulging...rock...
... . While sleeping he
...became a butterfly...
...armed with massive...
..Bundle of flowers..
...sparkly shiny flowers....
....he gave them.........
..To show his..
...beloved Sadok, whom...
....who smelt and.....
...Erotically purred nasally...
The theme song