Orcs of the Red Blade

Another bullshit thread. Let's crack some confusius jokes -- orc style!

I'll start:

Confusiorc say when male lay female on ground, he get piece on earth.


PS try to keep it moderately un-dirty!

Screw it, I'll crack the second one too!

Confusiorc says orc who scratch ass should not bite fingernail

Quote from: Gnash on November 08, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Confusiorc says orc who scratch ass should not bite fingernail

And to think you just said we were to keep it un-dirty! D;

Alright then, I'll bite.

Confuciusorc says, he who look gift kodo in the mouth, is sure to be seen as midday snack.

You know I can't help myself :-[

Confusiorc says orc who wear tight loincloth, is pressing his luck.