Orcs of the Red Blade

[A carefully written letter]
I am hereby inviting you orcs to a gathering in Orgrimmar.
It is my intention to make it an informal gathering, near the pools, where orcs who find pleasure in fishing or cooking may find the right place to let their skills show. Perhaps an orc patient enough could teach me and others for a change, though this is unlikely to be a success as far as I am concerned, given the complete lack of experience in these mundane fields that I must confess.

Of course, you can bring mead and friends if so you wish. Please be aware though that it is preferable that they would be friends indeed, at least initially, because I might have some things to say to you, that only concern orcs, and perhaps friends.

(( Friday, January 2nd, 20:00, Valley of Honor, Orgrimmar ))