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<dances>
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I too am testing the shoutbox for non-nefarious reasons.
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*Grabs a camera to record what happens*
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*prods shoutbox*
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<dances>
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Got Milk? (COMPLETED)

Started by Rakmal, March 29, 2016, 09:12:32 PM

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Rakmal

Got Milk?



Objective:
Talbuk milk is said to be most delicious, maybe the best in the Outlands. However, the good orcs of Garadar got uncomfortable when Rak'mal stomped over and asked to milk their talbuks. As such, Rak'mal wants a group of willing orcs to travel into the wilds, find a wild talbuk female and milk it.

Rewards:
2 Fangs per orc and a tankard of milk.

Additional notes:
Feel free to DM this yourselves! Gotta have a hunt, but don't kill the prey! Try to only pacify it.




Status:
Incomplete
Rak'mal Ironskull/Drokum Cod
Skull with the hardiness of the mountain; limbs with the nimbleness of the sea.


Rakmal

Report



Present:

  • Rak'mal Ironskull
  • Rashka Facebreaker
  • Tamrah

Additional notes:
*The report appears to be written somewhat crudely. Perhaps the writer was agitated?*

We got the milk. We had to knock out *scribbles* pacify *some more scribbles* kill one talbuk before we got the milk, as we kinda got a male talbuk first. I found that out a bit too late. So we got some talbuk meat. And hides. And a pair of testicles. We then found a female and got the milk in the end, though!

It was a success, okay?

*There appears to be a stickorc drawn on the parchment with an angry face.*




Status:
Completed
Rak'mal Ironskull/Drokum Cod
Skull with the hardiness of the mountain; limbs with the nimbleness of the sea.


Rashka

*A note is pinned onto Rak'mals* He means he tried to milk a dead talbuks penis.
- Rashka
Rashka Facebreaker - Battlesworn of the Nag'Ogar