Orcs of the Red Blade

Our very Own The Stig have apperd ingame, he is know as The Render, post the thing you have heard about him!

"Some say he cooked a clefhoof, whit his bathwater..."

"Some say he belive Rouges to be Shamans in hidding..."

"Some say Gruul is his stepfather..."

"Some say his beard is really just thin swords..."

"Some say he invented the cliff..."

"some say his blade is a kitchen knife, they could not be more wrong..."

"...We all know him, as THE RENDER!"

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Some say he once killed a dwarf so fast, the dwarf didn't notice that it was dead until two weeks after!"

Some say that the only thing more deadly than his sword is his cooking.

"Some say he once had an argument with a Tomato, and in the ensuing battle... he accidently invented tomato ketchup"

"....others say he uses the frozen throne to make ice tea, and keep the chieftians beer cold"

"Some say he posted on this very thread..."

"Some say he learned Sarufang how to cleave..."

"Some say he cut down Vordrassil in one singel hit..."

"...other say that he did not even touch the tree..."

"Some say he is the Loremaster of PvP..."

"Some say he thinks human to be Ogres children..."

"Some say he belives Goblins to be Gnomes, just painted green to hide from him..."

"Some say his muscles is large enufe to make Tauren cry..."

"...Other say Gnomes laugth at his muscles, making them dead around him..."

Most of these are so bad they became funny again.