#LPW6

[Sadok]

Hashtag this mother, cause it's round six of everyone's favourite shitpost thread!

Last time on Last Post Wins, Rashka retained her coveted OotRB HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (AT LIFE) OF THE WORLD™. The two-time reigning and defending champeen is now 111 days into her dominion, but who can topple her?



Last post wins! If you are the last poster for a period of 24 hours or more, this thread is locked, you become a CHAMPION AT LIFE™, and you get a custom graphic below your name to let everyone know how SPECIAL™ you are.

Your Name Here
Champion At Life
Proven

Posts: The Last

There can only be one CHAMPION AT LIFE™, so if Rashka doesn't retain, she'll no longer have her title! And then congratulation, a winner is you.



Let the games begin!

[Nosh'marak]

Oooh, exciting!

[Sadok]

Oooh, exciting!

#exciting

Since we're a flip to the fore on all the latest internet memes, here's the very latest trend hitting the webs. I hear it's gonna be really big:

[Regorn]

Have you tried doing the thing backward and then taking it around and around like, 6 times and after that taking the bear pelt and rubbing it in on it but first you sharpen the knife you used last summer doing 'you know what' because if it is not sharp enough it won't carve the wood good enough from the great 1 kilometer tall tree you found while looking for a toilet in the woods during that beaver safari you were on (no beaver was visible however as you were high as fuck on LSD), you know the LCD you found while killing the bear you were going to use earlier so let's get back to it but before we can get back to it we need to go over why you needed that dagger for that tree, first you take some tree splints and start chewing it, so when you are done with the bear pelt you spit it out in the trash because what the fuck is wrong with you? chewing tree splints? It's wood splints you asshat, don't you like that insult? But back to what to do after the bear pelt rubbing is done, you take the thing and wear it because gurl you look fiiiiiiiine with it on but you can't wear it on mondays so we must make a new one but this time we use squirrel pelt and I am sure you can follow the instructions from before, just replace the 'bear pelt' with 'squirrel pelt'.

[Bamm]

Have you tried doing the thing backward and then taking it around and around like, 6 times and after that taking the bear pelt and rubbing it in on it but first you sharpen the knife you used last summer doing 'you know what' because if it is not sharp enough it won't carve the wood good enough from the great 1 kilometer tall tree you found while looking for a toilet in the woods during that beaver safari you were on (no beaver was visible however as you were high as fuck on LSD), you know the LCD you found while killing the bear you were going to use earlier so let's get back to it but before we can get back to it we need to go over why you needed that dagger for that tree, first you take some tree splints and start chewing it, so when you are done with the bear pelt you spit it out in the trash because what the fuck is wrong with you? chewing tree splints? It's wood splints you asshat, don't you like that insult? But back to what to do after the bear pelt rubbing is done, you take the thing and wear it because gurl you look fiiiiiiiine with it on but you can't wear it on mondays so we must make a new one but this time we use squirrel pelt and I am sure you can follow the instructions from before, just replace the 'bear pelt' with 'squirrel pelt'.

I have read this four times.

[Rashka]

HAH! I won. Again. For the third time. Beat that. HAha.

[Rashka]

P.S. Does that make me a mega champion of life?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

LPW6 as in Little Pony Wars 6?

[Rakmal]

Stellaris will sap me of what remains of life.

What a game.

[Regorn]

I have read this four times.

This is now your Quest Arkail. You must seek out all the great scholars of the thread and ask the what the fuck I just spoke of.

Quest Accepted: What?

• Discover the meaning of the message (0/1)

[Rhonya]

I wouldn't be too happy about winning a forum contest about who posts the most, actually. xD

[Rashka]

Let me have my joys.

[Srelok]

Nolifer. 4 threads of bullcrap won...
On to round 6.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

I say we let her win already, so we save the time and words wasted. She's probably going to win again. 

[Sadok]

Nolifer. 4 threads of bullcrap won...
On to round 6.

Just three actually! Though officially speaking it's just two reigns.

Rashka: 25th May 2015 to 14th August 2015 -- 82 days (2 months, 21 days)
Umaua: 14th August 2015 to 21st December 2015 -- 130 days (4 months, 8 days)
Regorn: 21st December 2015 to 26th January 2016 -- 37 days (1 month, 6 days)
Rashka: 26th January 2016 to Present -- 112 days (3 months, 21 days)

Yes, I'm keeping track of this. Who has no life now?