Post by: Kozgugore on November 30, 2017, 09:06:35 PM
The prize? Certainly not as tasty as pizzas, anyway:
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/Themes/Catalysm_2/images/starchamp.gif)
Post by: Regorn on November 30, 2017, 09:24:18 PM
Regorns Revenge
The Shamans is back... for Revenge
Insert more movie-esq titles as you see fit.
Post by: Grogok on November 30, 2017, 10:09:12 PM
The last Revenge.
the Revenger..
Post by: Okiba on November 30, 2017, 10:29:49 PM
Post by: Grogok on November 30, 2017, 10:57:33 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on November 30, 2017, 11:11:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on November 30, 2017, 11:23:33 PM
Attack of the Revenge.
Sith of the Revenge.
A new Revenge.
The revenge strikes back.
Return of the Revenge.
The revenge awakens!
...the last Revenge.
Post by: Kozgugore on December 01, 2017, 12:04:28 AM
Post by: Grogok on December 01, 2017, 12:18:06 AM
The Revenge Unleased one and two.
Post by: Okiba on December 01, 2017, 02:41:42 AM
What about the off shot games.
The Revenge Unleased one and two.
Nah, got to have a lease.
...or they'll want revenge. Dam Housing markets.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 01, 2017, 02:51:25 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 01, 2017, 03:52:32 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 01, 2017, 04:04:11 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 01, 2017, 04:23:40 PM
Post by: Rashka on December 01, 2017, 05:00:56 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 01, 2017, 08:17:42 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 01, 2017, 09:35:29 PM
Pizza hutt... is life.
Post by: Regorn on December 01, 2017, 09:46:04 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 01, 2017, 10:35:37 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 02, 2017, 12:54:48 PM
no u
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 02, 2017, 03:16:47 PM
That is a good point, allow me to use my full intellect to retort you with a properly crafted argument using facts rooted deep in reality to make a sound debate.
no u
If that fails, just call him fat. Works everytime.
Post by: Okiba on December 02, 2017, 03:20:44 PM
That is a good point, allow me to use my full intellect to retort you with a properly crafted argument using facts rooted deep in reality to make a sound debate.
no u
If that fails, just call him fat. Works everytime.
No... U.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 02, 2017, 07:43:57 PM
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 02, 2017, 08:10:22 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 02, 2017, 08:37:36 PM
Hey, play nice, kids.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/263600d6b36f087e94cf17573f40f10c/tenor.gif)
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 02, 2017, 08:43:26 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 02, 2017, 10:02:59 PM
Okay, don't! :D
Okay, we wont.
Also, nice signature Nosh. What did you use to make it?
Post by: Grogok on December 02, 2017, 10:31:47 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 02, 2017, 11:15:39 PM
You have to be nice....some of the time
NEVER! ... wait what?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 03, 2017, 12:00:29 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 03, 2017, 01:15:07 AM
Post by: Okiba on December 03, 2017, 05:31:16 AM
What were we talking about?
The youth invigorating benefits of aged yolks.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 03, 2017, 01:21:27 PM
What were we talking about?
The youth invigorating benefits of aged yolks.
Also it benefits hair growth and helps with receding hairlines, which orcs seem to have a big problem with.
Post by: Rashka on December 03, 2017, 03:34:15 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 03, 2017, 05:16:31 PM
That is the real question!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 03, 2017, 05:26:24 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 03, 2017, 11:42:59 PM
Something about yolk or something?
of the refined, aged variety.
Post by: Rashka on December 04, 2017, 04:48:05 AM
Post by: Okiba on December 04, 2017, 08:57:35 AM
How about pig laying eggs?
Don't be ridiculous.
...Everyone knows pigs are born by looking into a mirror and saying "Squee! Squee! Squee!" three times.
Post by: Regorn on December 04, 2017, 09:17:43 AM
Post by: Okiba on December 04, 2017, 10:01:35 AM
I have some memories of leaving some aged yolk in the guild bank, are those still there?
...oh god, we can only hope not.
Post by: Regorn on December 04, 2017, 02:04:25 PM
Try eating it with a drink, I recommend Greasy Whale Milk.
It's sold by vendors in the Shimmering Expanse and Abyssal Depths.
do it.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 04, 2017, 03:07:36 PM
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 04, 2017, 06:24:05 PM
Okay, don't! :D
Okay, we wont.
Also, nice signature Nosh. What did you use to make it?
Whoops. Totally missed this D: I just used WoW model viewer and photoshop!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 04, 2017, 07:54:28 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 05, 2017, 01:05:55 AM
Ah k, I thought you used another software to animate it or something.
We should whip him until he makes them for all of us.
Post by: Regorn on December 05, 2017, 11:09:55 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 05, 2017, 03:15:43 PM
Ah k, I thought you used another software to animate it or something.
We should whip him until he makes them for all of us.
Or we could ask him nicely, as it would be a nice thing to do for his guildies?
We can whip him after in case he refuses.
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 05, 2017, 07:33:50 PM
I do them when I want to *flails*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 05, 2017, 09:15:03 PM
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 05, 2017, 11:00:59 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 05, 2017, 11:51:17 PM
Not going to make people banners if this how they're asked for ;)
I gave you help.
GIVE ME A BANNER YOU UNGRATEFUL MONGREL!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 06, 2017, 02:43:21 PM
:)
Post by: Rashka on December 06, 2017, 03:44:57 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 06, 2017, 04:08:03 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 06, 2017, 06:21:00 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 06, 2017, 07:38:18 PM
Let's just yell at Sadok for fun.
GOD DAMMIT SADOK--
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 06, 2017, 08:31:43 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 07, 2017, 01:54:37 AM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3132e765cf75e39db7f06ab6e8b92708/tenor.gif)
Post by: Regorn on December 07, 2017, 03:38:09 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 07, 2017, 03:52:28 PM
Our chief weapons are surprise and fear
...You know nothing of fear.
That's no surprise.
(https://m.popkey.co/851cea/wqLeA.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 07, 2017, 04:05:10 PM
Post by: Azolg on December 07, 2017, 07:27:41 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 07, 2017, 07:51:01 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 07, 2017, 08:25:33 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 07, 2017, 08:39:40 PM
WHERE'S MINE!?
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 07, 2017, 10:02:35 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 08, 2017, 01:30:22 AM
Yeah, I did. :P
HERESY, BLASPHEMY, IRONY, SANDWICHES, UNSUITABLE HOTEL ROOM TEA AND COFFEE MAKING FACILITIES.
...where does the treason end Nosh? WHERE!?
Post by: Regorn on December 08, 2017, 12:49:33 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 08, 2017, 02:49:57 PM
Roughly three miles from here.
That's not a long way tho.
Post by: Okiba on December 08, 2017, 06:27:44 PM
Roughly three miles from here.
That's not a long way tho.
My rage is sated, you may all go home now.
Also, I'm hungry.
Post by: Bamm on December 08, 2017, 06:35:15 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 08, 2017, 06:37:10 PM
Capping your rage isn't optimal or healthy i suggest you rage at nearest orc or next orc posting
Very well then arkail I have a surprise for you...
...
(https://discourse-cdn-sjc1.com/standard3/uploads/hitmanforum/original/3X/c/2/c232481fb366f00cb3560251c8fcdcad48ac5ca1.gif)
Post by: Regorn on December 08, 2017, 07:49:12 PM
By the way Krogon, you were last to be with him, did he have any last words?
Post by: Bamm on December 08, 2017, 08:01:32 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 08, 2017, 08:16:19 PM
I am sad to report the death of Arkail, we was the best among us and will be missed.
By the way Krogon, you were last to be with him, did he have any last words?
He said Regorn smells. then just started spluttering and choking blood, it was quite horrible.
Post by: Regorn on December 08, 2017, 08:54:59 PM
Post by: Bamm on December 08, 2017, 09:48:39 PM
So what do you call a druid who has the alchemy profession?
An owlchemist!
Thank you thank you i am here for eternity. Tip your waitress and try todays special
*winks and floats off*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 08, 2017, 09:53:58 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 08, 2017, 10:05:58 PM
Now the only reason why Kronnor doesn't die is so he's not stuck with Arkail's ghost for eternity.
Silly wikket.
Post by: Regorn on December 09, 2017, 10:47:08 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 09, 2017, 02:47:16 PM
The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.
By that logic Kronnor is immortal? Not bad.
Post by: Okiba on December 09, 2017, 06:17:33 PM
The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.
By that logic Kronnor is immortal? Not bad.
Or he's already dead, and in deep, fleshy, breathy denial.
I can fix that for you.
Post by: Regorn on December 10, 2017, 12:34:09 AM
Post by: Okiba on December 10, 2017, 01:11:28 AM
The best way to ignore reality is to simply refuse to accept it.
Sounds complicated. Can't we just pretend it isn't there?
Post by: Bamm on December 10, 2017, 01:23:57 AM
Because it was made from sha dough
Post by: Okiba on December 10, 2017, 02:22:09 AM
Reality is subjective. Speaking of reality why did the pandaren holy priest not like the sha of anger's pizza.
Because it was made from sha dough
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/srcstc.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 10, 2017, 11:41:26 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 10, 2017, 12:43:01 PM
Post by: Bamm on December 10, 2017, 01:59:05 PM
The reign never lets up.
Post by: Okiba on December 10, 2017, 03:58:43 PM
They do say a tyrant is like bad weather.
The reign never lets up.
...
(https://i.imgur.com/7CYktU3.gif)
Post by: Bamm on December 10, 2017, 04:07:27 PM
Lord Illidan knew the whey
Post by: Okiba on December 10, 2017, 05:11:11 PM
So, why did illidan win the great darnassian bake off?
Lord Illidan knew the whey
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/032be03325b3e21a57a640bfb3733ac7/tenor.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 10, 2017, 05:31:30 PM
So, why did illidan win the great darnassian bake off?
Lord Illidan knew the whey
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/032be03325b3e21a57a640bfb3733ac7/tenor.gif)
Why did that kid flinch when Anakin took out his lightsaber?
He was not prepared.
Post by: Bamm on December 10, 2017, 06:13:01 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 10, 2017, 06:25:55 PM
The father respond: "The Aristocrats!"
Post by: Okiba on December 10, 2017, 07:23:04 PM
...And then the shocked agent asks what the act is called.
The father respond: "The Aristocrats!"
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/BkPLS.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 10, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 10, 2017, 08:56:27 PM
We should all feel bad for ourselves... For no reason.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/wingsoffire/images/3/36/Plotting.gif/revision/latest?cb=20170310235945)
Post by: Bamm on December 11, 2017, 02:21:47 AM
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Post by: Okiba on December 11, 2017, 02:26:50 AM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
I will spare no expense in the efforts taken to bring about your demise.
It will be--
...wait for it...
(https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/e83adb89566b4a62f39eac18465b10bb42ac90d0f074c5cd6452f0a82724addb)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 11, 2017, 04:06:07 AM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Stop with your puns, you Ar kailling us.
:D
Post by: Okiba on December 11, 2017, 12:55:24 PM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Stop with your puns, you Ar kailling us.
:D
I'll kill you all O _O
(https://m.popkey.co/d92e5a/QXKM6.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 11, 2017, 01:44:24 PM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Stop with your puns, you Ar kailling us.
:D
I'll kill you all O _O
(https://m.popkey.co/d92e5a/QXKM6.gif)
Calm down grandpa.
Post by: Regorn on December 11, 2017, 02:35:13 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 11, 2017, 02:37:28 PM
All Blademasters are badass (apart from bad RPers that have no clue what they're doing RPing a Blademaster), so Devilstep is not a special snowflake among them.
Post by: Regorn on December 11, 2017, 02:49:03 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2017, 03:30:20 PM
Post by: Bamm on December 11, 2017, 03:40:07 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 11, 2017, 04:05:07 PM
Lore-wise, Blademasters are OP and badass, he did OP and badass things.
From a lore-wise point of view he ain't special, he just did what Blademasters do.
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2017, 04:07:32 PM
Post by: Bamm on December 11, 2017, 04:17:10 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 11, 2017, 05:03:27 PM
What I meant was something like an orc or anybody would say IC:
"I don't get why everyone is praising Devilstep. He's just an average Blademaster".
But let's not talk about him anymore, since we might accidentally summon him.
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2017, 05:14:23 PM
And even if it wasn't for that, I don't really see why one wouldn't (ICly or OOCly) be able to praise a character just because their 'class' is considered OP by default. Demon hunters, death knights, dark rangers or even Warchiefs are considered hero classes or OP positions of power comparable to, for example, a Blademaster (at least going by what they represented in Warcraft III). But certainly not every character that RPs such a role can be considered neither OP or particularly impressive.
Post by: Rhonya on December 11, 2017, 05:37:24 PM
I've seen enough people picking a class or even subrace (Half ogre or even certain troll races for example) only because then they'd be 'allowed' to be stronger than everyone else and misuse that.
Praise to those who play something more powerful in such a way that it is coming across as if it's not only played merely because it's powerful. But because they manage to make it work and keep it interesting and fair -dispite- their class/concept being stronger.
Post by: Okiba on December 11, 2017, 06:38:12 PM
Give them weaknesses, give them faults, short-fallings. Make them Mortal. That way, when push comes to shove, and everyone's back is against the wall... you, the player, can use your wit, your cunning and inate Storytelling gifts to raise yourself and others up beyond those perceived and expected shortcomings to exceed the imagination.
Then you're a Hero.
Not just a hero-class.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 11, 2017, 08:04:00 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 11, 2017, 08:08:57 PM
... And all of these walls of text started from a joke.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dfgtCBdKdZVKg/source.gif)
Post by: Bamm on December 11, 2017, 08:14:01 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2017, 09:22:10 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 11, 2017, 11:07:28 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 12, 2017, 12:04:57 AM
Actually it feels more to me like this all started with a guild member bashing another one of his fellow guild members for the character concept he's been using. That's why I saw fit to butt in here, because I can't say I was very appreciative of the tone that was being set there. ;)
1. I wasn't bashing anyone.
2. Regorn suggested we start with the Devilstep jokes with the boasting about his feats.
3. Made a joke that Devilstep's fame is overrated.
4. Krogon (the one that all this is about) clearly saw the joke since he didn't feel attacked or anything.
Post by: Okiba on December 12, 2017, 12:13:15 AM
Actually it feels more to me like this all started with a guild member bashing another one of his fellow guild members for the character concept he's been using. That's why I saw fit to butt in here, because I can't say I was very appreciative of the tone that was being set there. ;)
1. I wasn't bashing anyone.
2. Regorn suggested we start with the Devilstep jokes with the boasting about his feats.
3. Made a joke that Devilstep's fame is overrated.
4. Krogon (the one that all this is about) clearly saw the joke since he didn't feel attacked or anything.
(https://m.popkey.co/c0d2fc/1VKX0.gif)
Post by: Kozgugore on December 12, 2017, 12:26:48 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 12, 2017, 01:03:56 AM
Also, I'm not stupid enough to bash guildies for their RP concepts and whatever floats their goats (especially that I wasn't around to see how Krogon roleplayed his blademaster).
So, now that this is settled, Arkail can continue making us feel miserable with his puns.
Post by: Kozgugore on December 12, 2017, 01:28:37 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 12, 2017, 01:45:52 AM
Fair do! No harm done.
Not really. You hurt my feelings Koz, thinking I would bash a guildie for their choices.
</3 :'(
Post by: Kozgugore on December 12, 2017, 03:53:24 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 12, 2017, 05:02:57 PM
Ah, my bad. Here I thought your ego was too big for me to hurt it. :P
I'll hurt you all at this rate!
Post by: Hellbrew on December 12, 2017, 05:07:00 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 12, 2017, 05:10:54 PM
*stabs*
...So That's how that feels.
Post by: Regorn on December 12, 2017, 08:30:06 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 12, 2017, 08:39:19 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 13, 2017, 02:00:27 AM
Did you use aged yolk to bake them?
Don't-- dam it too late.
...someone get a gas mask.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 13, 2017, 04:15:25 AM
Post by: Rashka on December 13, 2017, 06:47:17 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 13, 2017, 12:17:17 PM
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Post by: Okiba on December 13, 2017, 02:14:06 PM
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Noy Cyanide?
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU ALL ... -NOTHING-!?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 13, 2017, 02:17:09 PM
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Noy Cyanide?
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU ALL ... -NOTHING-!?
All you did is garrote people... When did cyanide ever come into discussion?
Post by: Okiba on December 13, 2017, 04:42:30 PM
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Noy Cyanide?
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU ALL ... -NOTHING-!?
All you did is garrote people... When did cyanide ever come into discussion?
When murder was the lesson.
Post by: Regorn on December 13, 2017, 07:42:40 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 14, 2017, 04:03:38 PM
Is the aged yolk not enough?
Aged yolk is more than enough.. But it's also nasty.
Cyanide is more classy.
Post by: Regorn on December 15, 2017, 12:22:21 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 15, 2017, 03:22:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 15, 2017, 04:08:49 PM
Only ...Cinnamon.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 15, 2017, 04:20:08 PM
NO NUTMEG.
Only ...Cinnamon.
Yeah, I also love to snort cinnamon. It's so good, amirite Krogon?
Post by: Regorn on December 15, 2017, 05:59:50 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 15, 2017, 06:17:30 PM
I only snort the finest Vanilla sugar.
Oh, cinnamon not good enough for you? :D
Post by: Okiba on December 15, 2017, 08:40:08 PM
Belly rubs, please.
Post by: Groshnok on December 16, 2017, 03:04:48 AM
You're all weird.
Belly rubs, please.
And we're supposed to be the weird ones.
Post by: Okiba on December 16, 2017, 03:37:37 AM
You're all weird.
Belly rubs, please.
And we're supposed to be the weird ones.
(https://i.imgur.com/TQhweGi.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 16, 2017, 01:34:48 PM
Post by: Rhonya on December 16, 2017, 01:50:11 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 16, 2017, 03:19:39 PM
*Steals fox and runs away*
Oh noes. Someone catch the thief!
Post by: Regorn on December 16, 2017, 04:38:17 PM
But that would demand me actually putting in effort.
Post by: Grogok on December 16, 2017, 04:58:38 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 16, 2017, 05:18:07 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 16, 2017, 08:14:25 PM
Have you ever wondered how the lazy version of an already-lazy person would be like?
We call him...
...Tim.
(https://i.imgur.com/j4S2mHM.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 16, 2017, 08:45:44 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 16, 2017, 09:27:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 16, 2017, 09:48:12 PM
Who dafaq is Tim?
He knows not who Tim is, must count to three, not two, or four... Definatly not five.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 16, 2017, 09:56:20 PM
Who dafaq is Tim?
He knows not who Tim is, must count to three, not two, or four... Definatly not five.
That totally made sense.
Post by: Okiba on December 16, 2017, 10:19:27 PM
Who dafaq is Tim?
He knows not who Tim is, must count to three, not two, or four... Definatly not five.
That totally made sense.
(https://i.imgur.com/8swhCTa.gif)
Post by: Bamm on December 17, 2017, 02:34:23 AM
can..leap and ooh look at all the bones..
Spoiler: show
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 17, 2017, 02:35:48 AM
Post by: Vraxxar on December 17, 2017, 12:36:50 PM
AYE!
HAIL MONTY PYTHON!
Post by: Okiba on December 17, 2017, 01:38:44 PM
I hereby throw up a vote for Kronnor to lose that belt, and give it to Krogon!
AYE!
HAIL MONTY PYTHON!
...and now for something... completely different.
Post by: Regorn on December 17, 2017, 02:49:56 PM
Who here have a read a manga about Hitler playing majhong against the Pope?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 17, 2017, 03:57:04 PM
I hereby throw up a vote for Kronnor to lose that belt, and give it to Krogon!
AYE!
HAIL MONTY PYTHON!
Do you think it's democracy up in here? I'm not losing the belt for no one! Unless 24h pass since their last post and no one replies to stop them from winning.
Post by: Grogok on December 17, 2017, 04:44:03 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 17, 2017, 05:13:53 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 17, 2017, 08:25:41 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 17, 2017, 09:11:33 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 17, 2017, 10:54:24 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 18, 2017, 12:02:22 AM
Post by: Okiba on December 18, 2017, 12:25:34 AM
I knew you say that
False.
You infact know nothing. Regorn snow.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 18, 2017, 10:59:32 AM
Post by: Gashuk on December 18, 2017, 03:35:50 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 18, 2017, 07:07:24 PM
Who do I need to blow to get an animated signature?
Blow not. Beg, or beg not. There is no Blow.
(https://i.imgur.com/JFrKgpT.gif)
Post by: Gashuk on December 18, 2017, 07:44:57 PM
Post by: Nosh'marak on December 18, 2017, 08:05:05 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 19, 2017, 12:17:02 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 19, 2017, 12:31:00 AM
It was a person.
Post by: Gashuk on December 19, 2017, 08:23:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 19, 2017, 08:46:28 PM
I'll offer you full payment tomorrow, for a hamburger today! Wait...
(https://i2.wp.com/lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/burger-love.gif?resize=500%2C245&ssl=1)
Post by: Regorn on December 19, 2017, 09:11:31 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 20, 2017, 01:49:30 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 21, 2017, 12:34:32 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 21, 2017, 08:49:15 AM
Thanks to my food allergy, I don't use cheese on my burgers.
That sucks.
Post by: Regorn on December 21, 2017, 03:08:16 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 21, 2017, 10:52:57 PM
Post by: Okiba on December 21, 2017, 11:52:33 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not a big fan of chocolate either. To be fair, I'm not a big fan of sweets in general.
Fail...
Where are you Kronnor, you are missing out on so much!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 22, 2017, 10:21:23 AM
Post by: Regorn on December 22, 2017, 12:56:00 PM
The family can wait.
There is quest to be done! Loot to be looted!
Post by: Okiba on December 22, 2017, 02:29:00 PM
Game time expired. And since holidays are nearby I don't have enough time to play WoW so no use to buy game time for only a couple days that I could play WoW. :(
Sorry to hear that man, still! hope you have a great christmas!
Hopefully we can RP in the new year before I go away again :)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 22, 2017, 10:33:15 PM
Game time expired. And since holidays are nearby I don't have enough time to play WoW so no use to buy game time for only a couple days that I could play WoW. :(
Sorry to hear that man, still! hope you have a great christmas!
Hopefully we can RP in the new year before I go away again :)
Yeah, most likely I'll resub after the holidays end.
And it's also due to work Regorn, not only family. It's pretty busy since we need to make sure the stock of defect materials blocked in our quarantine it's correct as it appears in the system and stuff like that.
Post by: Regorn on December 23, 2017, 11:38:08 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 23, 2017, 12:04:20 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 23, 2017, 12:47:58 PM
Poster bellow produce roughly 80% of Azeroth's salt supplies after their battlegrounds and Arena Matches.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 23, 2017, 12:50:07 PM
Poster bellow sucks his thumb when he/she sleeps.
Post by: Regorn on December 24, 2017, 01:53:32 AM
Poster bellow plays Hearthstone IC, and only plays hunter aggro decks. Poster believes they are the pinnacle of intelligent and strategic play.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 24, 2017, 01:01:37 PM
The poster below still thinks Santa is real.
Post by: Azolg on December 24, 2017, 06:29:45 PM
Poster below me identifies as a German Apache Attack Helicopter that is vegan, does crossfit and vapes.
Post by: Okiba on December 24, 2017, 11:35:09 PM
Prove he doesn't.
Poster below me identifies as a German Apache Attack Helicopter that is vegan, does crossfit and vapes.
Nope.
Dooker.
The poster below skreeks the mank so that a jeek is grooked for hork, wikket.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 25, 2017, 12:26:54 AM
Prove he doesn't.
Poster below me identifies as a German Apache Attack Helicopter that is vegan, does crossfit and vapes.
Nope.
Dooker.
The poster below skreeks the mank so that a jeek is grooked for hork, wikket.
Dafaq does that mean?
The poster bellow likes to bury himself/herself in the garden and pretend he/she is a carrot.
Post by: Regorn on December 25, 2017, 10:46:33 AM
The poster below secret pleasure is to RP as a troll with a lisp who believes he is a gnome who believes he is a blood elf, with the power of dance.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 25, 2017, 06:45:41 PM
It makes one feel safe, and a form of meditation.
The poster below secret pleasure is to RP as a troll with a lisp who believes he is a gnome who believes he is a blood elf, with the power of dance.
That sounds alot like Kronnor's story.
The poster bellow will post after me.
Post by: Okiba on December 25, 2017, 09:40:42 PM
It makes one feel safe, and a form of meditation.
The poster below secret pleasure is to RP as a troll with a lisp who believes he is a gnome who believes he is a blood elf, with the power of dance.
That sounds alot like Kronnor's story.
The poster bellow will post after me.
Skreeker jeeked
Manked with the hork so dook is jibbed.
The horker below will dook the hork, mankers.
Post by: Regorn on December 26, 2017, 02:31:43 PM
I do remember killing Horker in Skyrim, but not playing as a Horker, have not modded it that much.
The post bellow me is playing a miniature tabletop game, similar to warhammer but based on Warcraft.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 26, 2017, 05:20:55 PM
The poster bellow me steals all the Christmas cookies and hides them under his pillow.
Post by: Regorn on December 27, 2017, 01:02:12 PM
Wonder why?
Post by: Vraxxar on December 27, 2017, 01:30:08 PM
And the trolls of Gundabad.
Post by: Grogok on December 27, 2017, 07:22:20 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 28, 2017, 02:49:14 PM
Post by: Grogok on December 28, 2017, 04:51:38 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 28, 2017, 07:28:35 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 29, 2017, 12:16:18 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 29, 2017, 01:27:55 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 29, 2017, 09:50:35 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 30, 2017, 12:47:25 PM
P.S: buying a slave is not an option.
Post by: Regorn on December 30, 2017, 01:55:19 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 30, 2017, 05:59:31 PM
Post by: Regorn on December 31, 2017, 12:15:58 PM
Ok, how about this, find a person who does not need his hand, take it and then surgically attach it to yourself.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on December 31, 2017, 03:34:03 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 01, 2018, 12:42:30 PM
Great year we are having this year
Perfect!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 01, 2018, 04:32:52 PM
Oh man, first post for the new year, better make it sound cool and awesome
Great year we are having this year
Perfect!
Gratz. *slow clap*
Post by: Regorn on January 02, 2018, 12:36:04 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 02, 2018, 02:23:05 PM
:D
Post by: Regorn on January 02, 2018, 05:11:53 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 02, 2018, 11:02:49 PM
For those that want to start writing I suggest starting with letters to form words.
:o Truly amazing. Who knew to do that.
Post by: Regorn on January 03, 2018, 01:03:50 PM
The new part of the Civ Battle Royal came out today and the Swedish-Icelandic war continues to devastate Europe.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 03, 2018, 03:24:42 PM
On more important topics
The new part of the Civ Battle Royal came out today and the Swedish-Icelandic war continues to devastate Europe.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Post by: Regorn on January 03, 2018, 10:54:21 PM
But now they are back at the war between Iceland and Sweden is much more even, it's going to reduce Central and possibly West europe to slag when it's done.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 04, 2018, 03:50:29 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 04, 2018, 11:24:48 PM
Those Finnish bastards got what was coming for them.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 05, 2018, 12:02:26 AM
:D
Post by: Vraxxar on January 05, 2018, 12:02:20 PM
WE SHALL RETURN TO OUR GLORIOUS EMPIRE!
THE NORTH SHALL BE OURS!
Post by: Grogok on January 05, 2018, 02:20:22 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 05, 2018, 03:13:23 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 05, 2018, 05:34:33 PM
They had the nickname "Snoreway", because they were only sleeping.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 05, 2018, 07:24:56 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 06, 2018, 09:51:49 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 06, 2018, 12:00:37 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 07, 2018, 12:00:47 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 07, 2018, 12:03:56 PM
Post by: Vraxxar on January 07, 2018, 02:49:41 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 07, 2018, 03:15:51 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 07, 2018, 07:29:01 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 07, 2018, 08:18:06 PM
Post by: Vraxxar on January 08, 2018, 06:58:24 AM
*Drools*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 08, 2018, 01:23:30 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 08, 2018, 02:12:55 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 08, 2018, 06:31:16 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 09, 2018, 10:28:10 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 09, 2018, 01:08:09 PM
The only food I can't really eat is mushrooms, they make my stomach hurt like hell. I could eat them before I had gastritis, but since then I can't. :(
Post by: Regorn on January 10, 2018, 12:35:36 PM
I never had mushroom soup tho, is it any good?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 10, 2018, 02:43:46 PM
And it sucks cause I used to love mushrooms, I kinda still do, but my stomach can't tolerate them anymore.
Post by: Regorn on January 11, 2018, 10:38:51 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 11, 2018, 02:31:04 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 12, 2018, 09:51:13 AM
Pour salt and Baking soda over the chickens so they dry out, wait 24H, put them on a Oven rack so they don't bathe in the fat and liquid generated.
Result: Crunchy chicken, pour some spices over them afterwards and it will be good.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 12, 2018, 01:54:48 PM
Post by: Groshnok on January 13, 2018, 02:26:46 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 13, 2018, 04:05:53 PM
Last post wins turns into Jamie Oliver's 15 minute meals
Well, food is something we all enjoy. I don't mind knowing recipes that others here enjoy.
Post by: Regorn on January 13, 2018, 10:29:54 PM
I also add ketchup.
Post by: Dekuul on January 14, 2018, 12:41:27 AM
Sometimes, I make store bought meatballs and spaghetti.
I also add ketchup.
You animal.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 14, 2018, 11:40:48 AM
Sometimes, I make store bought meatballs and spaghetti.
I also add ketchup.
That's just plain heresy!
Post by: Regorn on January 15, 2018, 06:07:01 AM
And seriously guys, it's just some ketchup.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 15, 2018, 12:42:46 PM
Post by: Grogok on January 15, 2018, 01:52:04 PM
Post by: Dekuul on January 15, 2018, 11:02:08 PM
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on January 16, 2018, 12:01:50 AM
Is Denmark a good place?
Only lolland
Post by: Grogok on January 16, 2018, 12:27:28 AM
Post by: Kozgugore on January 16, 2018, 02:47:23 AM
Post by: Grogok on January 16, 2018, 03:18:39 AM
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on January 16, 2018, 11:40:25 AM
First of it is an island not town XD second don't judge it because some Americans can't speak properly xD
They can't even speak English properly
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 16, 2018, 12:55:42 PM
Post by: Dekuul on January 16, 2018, 02:23:58 PM
Your town sounds like a spoiled American brat is saying "Oh my God" with a New Jersey accent. Doesn't sound so great to me!
Hah. This quote made me a resident of Lolland for a few seconds
Make Amager Great Again MAGA
I looked it up and it is barely an island
Post by: Regorn on January 16, 2018, 02:29:38 PM
Trash.
Post by: Dekuul on January 16, 2018, 02:54:04 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 16, 2018, 04:02:10 PM
Post by: Grogok on January 16, 2018, 04:53:31 PM
Post by: Dekuul on January 16, 2018, 07:15:41 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 16, 2018, 11:25:16 PM
Post by: Groshnok on January 17, 2018, 01:24:11 PM
I'm romanian and I approve being drunk.
I'm Irish and I also approve this sentiment.
Post by: Regorn on January 17, 2018, 02:42:23 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 17, 2018, 11:00:21 PM
I don't drink alcohol so I have no real opinion on this matter.
Don't worry, I drink enough for both of us.
Post by: Regorn on January 18, 2018, 11:44:20 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 18, 2018, 10:59:12 PM
Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug
Don't mind if I do.
Post by: Regorn on January 19, 2018, 02:49:53 PM
https://gfycat.com/FrailYawningAlabamamapturtle
(It's rather big, so I just give you the link instead of linking it in to the forum)
Also, do you pronounce it gif like a civilized person or do you say jif like some kind of savage?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 19, 2018, 11:06:55 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 20, 2018, 07:49:25 PM
In no universe in existance does anyone pronounce the word ".gif" as "moving picture"
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 20, 2018, 10:08:05 PM
Post by: Dekuul on January 21, 2018, 10:11:08 AM
Sorry
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 21, 2018, 10:45:09 AM
I call it jif :(
Sorry
*Grabs popcorn and waits for Regorn to throw aged yolk at Dekuul*
Post by: Regorn on January 21, 2018, 11:33:02 AM
Heretic!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 21, 2018, 01:51:41 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 22, 2018, 08:53:01 AM
I mean, do you often jo and replace g with j's?
Post by: Dekuul on January 22, 2018, 01:17:59 PM
It is written 'gif', why would you replace the g with a j?
It's a french thing.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 22, 2018, 03:19:34 PM
Post by: Grogok on January 22, 2018, 04:14:25 PM
Post by: Rhonya on January 22, 2018, 05:47:29 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 22, 2018, 06:09:08 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 22, 2018, 08:17:05 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 22, 2018, 09:04:03 PM
You're welcome.
Post by: Regorn on January 23, 2018, 11:02:13 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 23, 2018, 03:12:50 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 24, 2018, 12:18:33 AM
But do go on.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 24, 2018, 03:54:41 PM
Post by: Dekuul on January 25, 2018, 01:26:04 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 25, 2018, 03:41:21 PM
Post by: Okiba on January 26, 2018, 12:19:08 PM
...I got a room.
Post by: Regorn on January 26, 2018, 12:49:16 PM
It's a nice room, it have a window.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 27, 2018, 12:12:01 AM
What a coincidence. :o
Post by: Dekuul on January 27, 2018, 01:33:04 AM
Post by: Kozgugore on January 27, 2018, 02:38:19 AM
Honestly though, my application way-back-way was absolutely terrible. Better to suffer Death by Srelok.
Post by: Dekuul on January 27, 2018, 08:00:08 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 27, 2018, 12:56:48 PM
Oh dayumm, you didn't found the guild? Who was chieftain before you?
If you would've read the Red Blade history you would've known that Akesha Redblade founded the guild. ;D
And before Koz I think Rargnasha was the chieftain? Not sure tho.
Post by: Okiba on January 27, 2018, 01:42:04 PM
History, yo. 8)
Post by: Regorn on January 27, 2018, 05:33:20 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 27, 2018, 06:15:11 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 28, 2018, 11:03:19 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 28, 2018, 11:14:19 AM
Half-orc, half-wolf. Him and Shrewd being two parts of the same entity.
Post by: Dekuul on January 28, 2018, 12:12:26 PM
This triggers my toxic insecure masculinity yo
Post by: Dekuul on January 28, 2018, 12:21:46 PM
Matriarch Akesha Redblade, chieftain Kozgugore Feraleye, chieftain Rargnasha Bloodmark, Wolfking Kozgugore Feraleye.
History, yo. 8)
Thank you based lore merchant
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 28, 2018, 02:08:03 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 29, 2018, 02:05:10 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 29, 2018, 02:42:09 PM
Post by: Okiba on January 29, 2018, 05:12:11 PM
Matriarch Akesha Redblade, chieftain Kozgugore Feraleye, chieftain Rargnasha Bloodmark, Wolfking Kozgugore Feraleye.
History, yo. 8)
Thank you based lore merchant
You are welcome. I live to serve, and mock.
But mostly to mock.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 29, 2018, 06:26:15 PM
Post by: Vraxxar on January 30, 2018, 03:42:09 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 30, 2018, 08:22:34 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 31, 2018, 11:05:50 AM
Mostly the Brazilian army slowly destroying the mighty Boers
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 31, 2018, 02:54:37 PM
Post by: Regorn on January 31, 2018, 03:20:35 PM
There are Brazilien troops everywhere in the world, and they attacked (together with others) the mighty Boers, and the Boers are loosing.
Amazing. I think a quarter of a billion people have died so far.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on January 31, 2018, 06:20:54 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 01, 2018, 01:28:17 PM
Their army is ungodly huge, who is going to take down the carnival?
Post by: Vraxxar on February 01, 2018, 01:32:21 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 01, 2018, 02:11:45 PM
And when I say "covers", I mean it, they have open border with several civs and send their units there, no other place to put them.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 01, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 01, 2018, 06:32:10 PM
Oh well, guess Brazil will win. RIP Sweden.
...This isn't the sort of Brazilian you wanted?
Who knew?
In other news, The Rum is gone.
Post by: Regorn on February 01, 2018, 06:59:01 PM
mostly because it's a unique resources to the buccaneers.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 01, 2018, 07:06:12 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 01, 2018, 07:51:31 PM
Rum is good. I like rum.
No. No Rum for you. That's why it's gone.
The Rum is mine! my OWN! ... my Precioussss-- GOLLU-- PIRATE! PIRATE! --...Hic!
I mean. I'm a wine Orc now, classy fo'sure, ya dig?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 01, 2018, 08:20:05 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 01, 2018, 09:19:58 PM
You can keep your wine and rum. Beer is the only thing that matters for me.
Yoda-Orc: "...That is why you Fail"
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 02, 2018, 06:27:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 02, 2018, 08:23:28 PM
(Probs)
Favourite other persons orc round! GO!
Mine is.... RHONYA!
Post by: Rhonya on February 02, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 03, 2018, 09:53:12 AM
:-[ *blush*
I'm sorry, I can't allow a blush to win this thread. It would be heresy of the highest order.
Plus, awkward. :-[
Post by: Grogok on February 03, 2018, 01:11:18 PM
Hmm my Favourite Orc...gotta be Devilstep.
Just the right amount of sarkasme, and grumpyness
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 03, 2018, 03:18:18 PM
Post by: Gashuk on February 03, 2018, 05:51:59 PM
:o
Post by: Regorn on February 03, 2018, 10:08:10 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 04, 2018, 01:22:17 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 04, 2018, 03:47:06 PM
Critical sucess
You are now on Argus, after they close to the portal there, trapped forever.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 04, 2018, 04:34:36 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 04, 2018, 10:04:17 PM
"I try hidding from the Alliance patrol"
Critical sucess
You are now on Argus, after they close to the portal there, trapped forever.
If only you hadn't set your hearthstone to the vindicaar... ::)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 05, 2018, 10:51:59 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 05, 2018, 10:56:42 AM
Critical sucess
The Legend of the Green Monster of the woods attract thousands of potential adventurers, heroes and champion, if you move as much as a meter from your hiding spot you will be found.
Post by: Okiba on February 05, 2018, 08:10:15 PM
"I try to scare away the Alliance patrol"
Critical sucess
The Legend of the Green Monster of the woods attract thousands of potential adventurers, heroes and champion, if you move as much as a meter from your hiding spot you will be found.
...Say Whaaaaaat?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 05, 2018, 10:58:25 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 06, 2018, 08:37:37 AM
You however succeed too well, so instead of scaring away the patrol, the patrol is terrified over a green monster and tell everyone about it.
This leads to plenty of adventurer and champions arriving to "slay the green monster".
Post by: Okiba on February 06, 2018, 07:50:00 PM
Holy shi--
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 07, 2018, 01:07:46 AM
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?
Holy shi--
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina
Post by: Okiba on February 07, 2018, 04:55:41 AM
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?
Holy shi--
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina
AND LOOT!?
I should of started killing and looting you guys YEARS ago!
Post by: Regorn on February 07, 2018, 09:59:52 AM
Critical Failure!
Not only are you captured, a few days in prison you start developing Stocholm Syndrome. Years later you join your alliance brothers in battle, proudly wearing the blue tabard.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 07, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
Post by: Okiba on February 07, 2018, 07:02:43 PM
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.
...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 07, 2018, 10:50:43 PM
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.
...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.
WTB 2L of "Alliance-be-gone" spray.
Post by: Regorn on February 07, 2018, 11:37:51 PM
Critical Success!
You buy so much you get buried under a great pile of spray bottles. You get a concussion.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 08, 2018, 01:53:14 AM
Post by: Okiba on February 08, 2018, 07:11:42 AM
At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.
It's the wolf urine I tells'ya!
It sends them PACK-ing!
;D
Post by: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 11:23:50 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 08, 2018, 11:36:26 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 12:06:44 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 08, 2018, 12:49:20 PM
Also, it seems we got another bot in here. Babbling something about printers and OS.
Post by: Kozgugore on February 08, 2018, 01:06:31 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 05:12:32 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 08, 2018, 05:47:33 PM
Let's report Kozgugore, just so when he goes online and read the reports he goes "ok, who is the smartass?"
"Oh, it was REGORN - because I can read, and his name is on this report. Smartass"
<Koz switches Regorns profile pic with that of a pink pony>
IMAGINE THE SHAME!! don't erk the Chief ya dooker!
Post by: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 07:32:48 PM
I mean, do you think Koz can bring himself to punish Devilstep?
Post by: Okiba on February 08, 2018, 08:24:48 PM
That is why you should do it.
I mean, do you think Koz can bring himself to punish Devilstep?
...well played.
...well played ::)
Post by: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 10:48:06 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on February 09, 2018, 12:31:52 AM
Post by: Okiba on February 09, 2018, 01:12:37 AM
You must have forgotten about the many times that Krogon faced a demotion through pas disagreements. ;)
I've been a good boy! Honest!
<shakes in a corner> :'(
Post by: Regorn on February 09, 2018, 11:49:42 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 09, 2018, 12:05:38 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 09, 2018, 04:01:28 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 09, 2018, 10:53:32 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 10, 2018, 02:30:36 PM
Thrork as warchief of the horde!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 10, 2018, 03:10:15 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 10, 2018, 05:33:49 PM
Now I remember!
...yes, all part of a clever scheme to retcon some character choices via the means of an alleged imposter.
And you know, to walk around naked in all my green buttocked glory.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 10, 2018, 06:16:27 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 10, 2018, 11:38:47 PM
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
enjoy that mental image.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 11, 2018, 12:23:45 AM
Post by: Okiba on February 11, 2018, 06:53:56 AM
Why, Regorn, why? WHY???
Glorious, is why.
In other news, y'all dookers need to keep that realm guild thread bumped with lovely stories and comments.
/whip
Post by: Regorn on February 11, 2018, 01:14:16 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 11, 2018, 01:17:12 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 11, 2018, 08:26:56 PM
When I'll have stories to post, I will.
Kronnor the poet. I command you to make it so.
Also, the belt is mine, you're all best off quitting now.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 11, 2018, 10:21:14 PM
Also, so far I still own the belt.
Post by: Regorn on February 11, 2018, 11:30:17 PM
Post by: Bamm on February 12, 2018, 02:32:16 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 12, 2018, 03:04:12 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 12, 2018, 05:26:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Krg9uLm.gif)
Post by: Kozgugore on February 12, 2018, 05:48:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 12, 2018, 06:31:33 PM
I has question!
Are you all doing your own Kosh'harg events this year or joining that community stuff being organised on the realm forum?
Post by: Kozgugore on February 12, 2018, 08:29:47 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 12, 2018, 08:44:52 PM
Sounds hardcore.
Post by: Okiba on February 12, 2018, 09:14:24 PM
Your gonna throw earth elements at them?
Sounds hardcore.
...that a secret code for "get them stoned"?
I hope so, I've been campaigning for 'Orc-nip' for years. Who knew giant rocks were the answer?
Jokes aside - it sounds like it will take pressure off, or even allow you to make mini events in between! (and seduce Orcs to the 'dark' (Red blade) side... just shake the chieftain booty, Koz,always works)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 12, 2018, 09:41:59 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 13, 2018, 06:07:50 AM
Koz gonna go full Taylor Swift style. All he has to do is shake, shake, shake.
...oh dang.
It'd certainly be a great show alongside Sadok's greatest winter Veil hits from his new album. "I wish it could be Kosh'harg, everyday".
Post by: Regorn on February 13, 2018, 09:15:11 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 13, 2018, 02:56:21 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 13, 2018, 09:20:52 PM
I think me, Trak and Moz did a bit of a Straight out of Garadar in juicytroll chat once. It was funny.
The Horror.
Is your warrior an Orc Kronnor?
and if not, WHY not?
Post by: Regorn on February 14, 2018, 09:29:30 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 14, 2018, 02:54:02 PM
Now I have two orc warriors.
Post by: Okiba on February 14, 2018, 06:14:07 PM
Yeah, both my warriors are orcs. I had a human one and an orc one during WoD. Then in Legion I leveled up my Human one so I have a max lvl char on Alliance also. After the first day at lvl 110 doing bgs and seeing how toxic the people were there I rather changed him into orc than level up the other one.
Now I have two orc warriors.
...that, is a surprisingly logical reason to have two Orc warriors ;D I'm impressed.
Still, is one a RED BLADE!? and if not... WHY NOT!?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 14, 2018, 08:26:43 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 14, 2018, 08:41:12 PM
Yeah, the max level one is a Red Blade (still OOC tho, since I didn't start roleplaying with him yet).
This pleases me.
now stop posting in here, you've had your time! that belt is mine!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 14, 2018, 09:07:30 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 14, 2018, 09:19:07 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 15, 2018, 08:40:02 AM
What are peoples thoughts on the mag'har Direwolf mount that got data mined on mmo-champion? I think it looks pretty sweet and suspect I may end up using it on Okiba.
Also, lovely indicator that MAG'HAR ARE COMING, ROLL ON UP YOU BROWN ORKS!
Post by: Regorn on February 15, 2018, 11:35:26 AM
"Your pretty green"
"I love this green grass"
"your green with envy"
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 15, 2018, 03:09:41 PM
Also, my warrior is a Mag'har (at least so far in his WiP story). Still not sure if I will use the mount and armor, I'm aiming for a black plate transmog and using the Prestigious War Wolf to match it.
Post by: Okiba on February 15, 2018, 07:14:38 PM
Now fingers crossed for Hozen...
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 15, 2018, 08:59:09 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 15, 2018, 09:42:43 PM
Also half-elves for the alliance side, they already exist in the lore.
Also half-orc, half-dranei for horde
Also half-dwarfs, half-humans
more halfsies, 50% discount.
Post by: Okiba on February 16, 2018, 06:10:53 AM
Clearly, Blizz need to make half-orc, half-elves a new allied race.
Also half-elves for the alliance side, they already exist in the lore.
Also half-orc, half-dranei for horde
Also half-dwarfs, half-humans
more halfsies, 50% discount.
eew.
Also, just seen Koz in the armoury with his new bear/wolf mask and had an Orc-gasm. So sex.
Congrats Shnozz! I hope it wasn't too much trouble to get!
Post by: Regorn on February 16, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
Post by: Kozgugore on February 16, 2018, 01:13:34 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 16, 2018, 03:07:32 PM
Jk, it looks good with your set.
Post by: Okiba on February 17, 2018, 02:25:39 AM
There he goes again wearing leather helmets as a hunter. STOP TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT KOZ!
Jk, it looks good with your set.
Almost as bad as leather wearers in cloth!
Post by: Regorn on February 17, 2018, 11:06:01 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 17, 2018, 12:44:30 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 17, 2018, 02:01:59 PM
Plate is bae.
No.
Bae is bare chested. Bro.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 17, 2018, 02:31:16 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 17, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Also hunched elves, all types.
Straight back are for losers.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 17, 2018, 03:39:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 17, 2018, 07:09:12 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 17, 2018, 10:51:00 PM
I think the Monk players complain they are Underpowered
I think the none-monk players complain they are overpowered
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 18, 2018, 01:40:02 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 18, 2018, 09:30:22 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 18, 2018, 01:27:42 PM
I've seen plenty of warriors and shamans complaining on the hunter forums that surv sucks and that they should make it ranged again.
Post by: Vraxxar on February 18, 2018, 02:44:11 PM
The one that bothers me the most is the Mistweaver. Becuase running and healing! I can't ever catch them! /tableflip.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 18, 2018, 03:01:38 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 18, 2018, 04:22:53 PM
Check out...
And learn some sub, vraxx San!
That person's other rogue guides are sweet too.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 18, 2018, 05:35:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 18, 2018, 07:35:44 PM
The really annoying healers are Resto Druids.
Despite maiming a druid so long, I've never tried resto in arena... It's snazzy for small groups/BG's though because of utility.
Planning to poor effort into mistweaver when I get back though!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 18, 2018, 08:57:41 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 18, 2018, 10:08:42 PM
Me and my brother played druids, we had a fun time leveling up, we also did Resto/Feral 2vs2 arena, but we both spammed heals.
If we lost, we did it quickly, but if we won, it took a while.
Post by: Okiba on February 18, 2018, 10:13:52 PM
You maim druids? Damn, that's savage. Also, poor effort does not sound that good. Do you mean "pour"?
**Main
**pour
Sucks to be dependant and trusting of auto correct.
Still, rogues suffer vs healers unless they're Sub.
And yes! I'm mistweaving when I get back!
Post by: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 09:25:32 AM
When your done your weave, the mist vanish.
Post by: Okiba on February 19, 2018, 09:47:43 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 10:54:25 AM
I knew you would be reasonable Krogon, great mind think alike as they say.
Post by: Okiba on February 19, 2018, 11:00:43 AM
So you agree with me that Mistweaving is a bad idea?
I knew you would be reasonable Krogon, great mind think alike as they say.
I'm seriously considering healing you to death :-\
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 19, 2018, 02:32:25 PM
We might try to get to 2k rating for that sweet Elite PvP transmog.
Post by: Okiba on February 19, 2018, 06:08:55 PM
Krogon, if you decide to go Mistweaver we might do some arenas, since MW is the BiS healer for Fury warrior in 2v2.
We might try to get to 2k rating for that sweet Elite PvP transmog.
We'll see, I'm as yet unsure how i'll pvp with it.
was more a consideration for BfA pve content for the guild and w-pvp campaigns, we need them healers!
Post by: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 07:01:36 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 19, 2018, 07:07:50 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 19, 2018, 07:11:23 PM
If wPvP in BfA will be anything similar to what we have in Legion then I doubt any wPvP campaings will take place. Also there will be a phasing issue with ppl that have PvP on and people with it off. So RP will have to suffer since if you have PvP activated you won't be able to see ppl that don't have it. And you need to fly to the capital city to turn it off or on.
Blizzard have already stated that won't be the case for RP servers.
Still, W-pvp, dungeons, mythics, LFR, Warfronts and other BfA content... it'd help the guild/clan to have a few more healers (even if it's an off-spec monk)
Post by: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 08:00:17 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 19, 2018, 08:20:40 PM
But how will failing at making cloth weaves help the guild?
<Heals Regorn to death>
Post by: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 08:28:10 PM
Am I a ash elemental now?
Post by: Okiba on February 19, 2018, 08:31:44 PM
So wait, you make my ashes come alive again or something?
Am I a ash elemental now?
...
...
...Bah
Anyway, planning to move Okiba into a "Battle-field mender and surgeon" direction, using pandaren medicine techniques etc. So mistweaver helps IC with that.
In other news, How's Garadar?
Post by: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 09:07:33 PM
Oh no! The wind! It get dust in my eyes! Oh, the pain!
Post by: Okiba on February 20, 2018, 06:59:15 AM
Ten english yachts and ten french yachts, each numbered 1 to 10 in their own language, have a race across the english channel.
One by one, number by number, one, deux, trois, seven, three, quatre... they all cross the line...
However,toward the end of the race, the organiser notes that a french yacht must have gone missing as only nine of them had arrived and the last hasn't been seen for some time. He asks the referee which and why...
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, it's Cinq"
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 20, 2018, 02:16:22 PM
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Post by: Okiba on February 20, 2018, 06:33:34 PM
"How do you Think, the un-thinkable?"
...
"With an Ithe-berg"
Who doesn't love a good Lisp joke?
Post by: Regorn on February 20, 2018, 09:22:52 PM
You got a bun in your ear
What?
You got a bun in your ear!
What!?
YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EAR!
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I GOT A BUN IN MY EAR!
Post by: Okiba on February 21, 2018, 05:52:11 AM
Here is something stupid I remember we told ourself around when I was a kid.
You got a bun in your ear
What?
You got a bun in your ear!
What!?
YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EAR!
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I GOT A BUN IN MY EAR!
...I'm stealing that.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 21, 2018, 03:20:46 PM
An orchestra.
Post by: Okiba on February 21, 2018, 07:15:24 PM
What do you call a group of orc bards?
An orchestra.
that, is, amazing.
Kronnor... I need your opinion.
As I plan to main my monk in BfA, and arrange my alts in a fashion whereby i have a clothy, mail wearer and plate wearer as secondary...
What's the best levelling specs for Hunter and shaman right now? I've become very astranged to hunter, and i've -never- levelled a shaman.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 21, 2018, 08:35:57 PM
As for Shaman, Enha is doing rather good. It's a bit squishy, so you might want to go Elemental so you can kite stuff with good dmg. I assume Elemental would be better than Enha if you didn't play shamy.
But from my point of view (including the fun factor and viability) Survival for hunter and Enhancement for Shaman.
Post by: Okiba on February 21, 2018, 08:46:19 PM
Well, for my hunter I was only Survival since the beginning of the expansion. The spec feels rather nice and it has the right tools to do good on it's own while leveling. People would probably say BM or MM cause you're ranged (BM also with a pet to tank) but Survival is more fun for me.
As for Shaman, Enha is doing rather good. It's a bit squishy, so you might want to go Elemental so you can kite stuff with good dmg. I assume Elemental would be better than Enha if you didn't play shamy.
But from my point of view (including the fun factor and viability) Survival for hunter and Enhancement for Shaman.
Much obliged!
As things stand I'm going...
Leather MAIN: - Okiba (Ww'er/Mw'er) monk.
Cloth alt: Nightborne arcane mage
Plat alt: Blood elf Ret paladin
Mail alt: Zandalari BM hunter / Highmountain Ele shaman.
I suppose now i just need to sit and make the choice!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 21, 2018, 08:48:51 PM
Skyhorn apple crumble.
Post by: Okiba on February 21, 2018, 08:53:26 PM
Or you could make a Highmountain BM hunter. With a crossbow and a pet eagle.
Skyhorn apple crumble.
This, this is the -other- problem. Which way round to put the races.
Highmountain elementalist / eagle master
Zandalari Witch doctor / Dino-master
Honestly, this is the easy part, working out the class/race combination for my mail wearer. Not even going to tell you how much I struggled with the other three.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 21, 2018, 08:55:13 PM
Also, as survival the artifact weapon is one of the Highmountain most treasured artifacts.
Post by: Okiba on February 21, 2018, 08:58:00 PM
Me, I would go Zandalari Shaman (Witch doctor) and Highmountain Hunter (Eagle Master).
Also, as survival the artifact weapon is one of the Highmountain most treasured artifacts.
The Mon makes good points, I shall sleep on it.
2 months (10 weeks) before I can action any of this anyway!
Post by: Regorn on February 22, 2018, 10:10:25 AM
: D
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 22, 2018, 04:00:36 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 22, 2018, 06:09:09 PM
That's quite a long time to wait Krogon.
welp, that's how long i'm away for still. been 7 weeks!
And I'm leaning toward a Zandalari shaman and highmountain hunter now ;D :o
Post by: Regorn on February 22, 2018, 06:59:50 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 22, 2018, 07:07:27 PM
Let's chat more about various charecter plans to make Krogon go nuts with hype.
Nope.
I've decided! I drew up lists, flow charts, diagrams and pro's/con's boards for days to work out my four choices with good, logical reasons!
you can't ruin my fun now, dooker!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 22, 2018, 08:36:26 PM
Cause surely, having a whole class hall dedicated to Eagles for the most majority of the expansion, only to pull the Wolfhawks out of their asses in the last moment makes so much sense...
Post by: Okiba on February 22, 2018, 09:08:32 PM
Too bad there are not any eagle mounts. It would have been perfect for a Skyhorn hunter.
Cause surely, having a whole class hall dedicated to Eagles for the most majority of the expansion, only to pull the Wolfhawks out of their asses in the last moment makes so much sense...
Yeah, that really pissed me off too. Would of suited Arhnum wonderfully.
Still, We'll see.
Okiba is focus number 1!
<Karate chops Kronnor>
Post by: Regorn on February 22, 2018, 09:26:26 PM
Or get a druid friend and go hunt for that blue bird.
Man, it felt so good getting ma blue bird mount.
Post by: Okiba on February 23, 2018, 05:58:08 AM
Just go farm for Ashes of Al'ar, it's a bird right?
Or get a druid friend and go hunt for that blue bird.
Man, it felt so good getting ma blue bird mount.
Anzu? Hmm...
"Meh".
Want an eagle!
EDIT: also, Mag'har new race confirmed! and judging by their voice files, they WILL be Horde! hurrah!
Post by: Regorn on February 23, 2018, 09:25:49 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 23, 2018, 04:04:18 PM
But there is no lore-wise reason for Draenor Orcs to go Alliance. I doubt Durotan (if he's the leader of AU orcs) would decide to join the Alliance while the Horde helped his people from the beginning of WoD.
Post by: Rhonya on February 23, 2018, 07:22:25 PM
Spoiler: show
Post by: Regorn on February 23, 2018, 07:49:30 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 23, 2018, 08:37:22 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 24, 2018, 10:05:36 AM
Post by: Okiba on February 24, 2018, 11:01:28 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 24, 2018, 05:08:41 PM
The Vulpera race was datamined as playable, so I wouldn't be suprised if they give it to Alliance.
Post by: Rhonya on February 24, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 25, 2018, 11:09:06 AM
Seeing we're heading to war the Alliance and Horde bring in already established "alliances".
Post by: Okiba on February 25, 2018, 02:31:29 PM
Any raced you guys would want in particular?
Hozen/mantid/jinyu/tuskar would be great.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 25, 2018, 03:03:29 PM
Post by: Regorn on February 25, 2018, 03:42:14 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 25, 2018, 05:12:54 PM
The Vrykul could be like the Pandaren, going each faction, since they love war. And they wouldn't mind if they have to fight against their own, as long as it's a glorious battle.
Post by: Regorn on February 25, 2018, 05:50:48 PM
Basically, all sentient species.
Furbogs for example would be included, they are clearly a people, but not very intelligent nor technological driven.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 25, 2018, 07:46:54 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 25, 2018, 10:01:39 PM
There are quite alot of races on Azeroth.
So many in fact, we really can tell humans it most definatly isn't their world. ;D
Post by: Regorn on February 26, 2018, 10:26:57 AM
And this is how we are gonna do it...
Major Race
This is where we put things like "Troll", there are many types of trolls, but they are all Trolls.
Subraces
Here is where you put the different types of trolls.
Major SubRace
Here you put Elves for example, as they are technically a subrace of Trolls.
Sub-SubRace
Different types of Elves
So, now we start....
Trolls
Zandalari, Jungle, Ice, Island, Dark, Sand, Blood
Elves
Night, High/Blood, Void, Nightborn, Felblood, Darkfallen
Yaungol
Tauren, Taunka
Keep it going.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 26, 2018, 11:03:11 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 26, 2018, 11:51:04 PM
Too much work for that.
Indeed.
In other news... everyone hyped for Kosh'harg?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 27, 2018, 01:25:21 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 27, 2018, 11:15:52 AM
Post by: Okiba on February 27, 2018, 06:37:33 PM
ye all lazy
Economy of effort.
This is a marathon! Not a sprint!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 27, 2018, 11:30:29 PM
8)
Post by: Okiba on February 28, 2018, 12:15:37 AM
It's not worth my time, unless I get paid.
8)
You aren't getting paid.
Favourite birds... go!
Grey owl!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 28, 2018, 12:49:28 AM
Post by: Regorn on February 28, 2018, 04:30:51 PM
Post by: Rhonya on February 28, 2018, 10:59:03 PM
(http://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/708662.jpg)
(It's a moonkin form.. counts as bird...? xD)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 28, 2018, 11:07:26 PM
Post by: Okiba on February 28, 2018, 11:36:07 PM
Depending on the feral changes and form I may get tempted to class change Arhnum.... though, not planning on playing Druid at all in BfA.
We'll see I suppose.
Ravasaur form should of been feral form instead of travel imho.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 01, 2018, 01:28:50 AM
Glad that it got fixed.
Post by: Okiba on March 01, 2018, 09:52:01 AM
Also quite like the Rogue, paladin and even monk changes...
Druid looks derp still.
Seems monk/get paladin/hunter/mage is my choice for a class of each armour type. Gives me a nice selection with chances to melee, tanks, ranged, use pets and PvP AND Rp...
Post by: Regorn on March 01, 2018, 03:11:23 PM
What class is get?
I bet it's pure dps class.
Post by: Rhonya on March 01, 2018, 04:43:20 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 01, 2018, 04:49:56 PM
My choices on alts go purely for RP reasons... hahaha. I don't care much about the rest. xD RPed a rogue for years cause it fit the RP and character, I hate the class itself, lol.
GOD DAMMIT RHONYA-- RP IS A FACTOR IN ALL THIS. I ENJOY ALL MY ALTS FOR, I'M TALKING ABOUT GAMEPLAY.
GAWD.
:-\
Post by: Regorn on March 01, 2018, 04:54:22 PM
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A ALTOCHOLIC BTW?
Post by: Okiba on March 01, 2018, 04:57:12 PM
THIS THREAD IS NOW IN CAPS LOCK.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A ALTOCHOLIC BTW?
No.
(On both counts)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 01, 2018, 11:02:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 02, 2018, 12:26:20 AM
I'm a weird case of altoholic. Meaning I have two orc warriors, two hunters (orc and human) and two shamans (orc and troll)... And for the most part I keep them in the same spec also... HELP
I genuinely can't fathom how anyone could play more than one character of a class... maybe for RP but the upkeep and repetition would drive me mad :-\
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 02, 2018, 12:44:10 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 02, 2018, 05:32:19 PM
I stand by my previous comments! ;)
Post by: Regorn on March 02, 2018, 10:20:28 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 03, 2018, 12:43:58 AM
We are all Crazy on this blessed day
You're all crazy, all day.
Every day.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 03, 2018, 08:59:40 AM
Post by: Regorn on March 03, 2018, 02:12:36 PM
...wait.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 03, 2018, 02:45:09 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 03, 2018, 05:05:37 PM
Of course you are!
On a map of red blade patrolled lands, the following quotation is often inscribed...
"Here thar be crazies"
Any suggestions for a suitable animal for Okiba to hunt on his om'riggor when I get back?
...obviously not as nuts as a devilsaur like I did on Krogon :-\
Post by: Grogok on March 03, 2018, 05:23:50 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 03, 2018, 06:17:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 03, 2018, 06:55:55 PM
A desert mouse, then accept the name "Mua'dib"
Stop reading Dune books you mad dooker.
Post by: Regorn on March 03, 2018, 07:05:20 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 04, 2018, 01:20:52 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 04, 2018, 02:50:20 PM
Try to hunt a wabbit.
A Waskily Wabbit?
...CHEESE & BISCUIT
Tempted by a tiger or an eagle 🤔
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 04, 2018, 03:42:18 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 04, 2018, 04:28:21 PM
An eagle sounds interesting.
Yarp... also, who changed my "CHEESE & BISCUIT" to "CHEESE & BISCUIT"
:-[
Post by: Regorn on March 04, 2018, 05:00:55 PM
Take Eagle, Beat it up.
No, not bow and arrow to bring it down, you grab it and start punching it.
Post by: Okiba on March 04, 2018, 08:46:28 PM
Had no idea you like dairy products and baked goods so much Krogon.
Take Eagle, Beat it up.
No, not bow and arrow to bring it down, you grab it and start punching it.
I'll think on it.
AND WHY IS THAT HAPPENING!?
CHEESE & BISCUIT
Post by: Regorn on March 04, 2018, 10:17:30 PM
I think I remember some of that....
Post by: Kozgugore on March 04, 2018, 11:28:55 PM
It's an old thing from the previous forums we used to have fun with. And to torture Krogon with, of course.
Post by: Okiba on March 05, 2018, 01:09:04 AM
Because cheese and biscuits is so much nicer than l.u.l. ;)
It's an old thing from the previous forums we used to have fun with. And to torture Krogon with, of course.
...you crafty wolf
But none of this changes the fact I'm going to win that belt!
AND punch an eagle!
Post by: Regorn on March 05, 2018, 08:50:40 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2018, 11:22:12 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 05, 2018, 11:46:21 AM
As long as I still breath this belt is mine.
That can be corrected...
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2018, 12:19:21 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 05, 2018, 04:59:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 05, 2018, 08:12:08 PM
Yea, he can, because the belt is mine, but we should not discourage his attempts.
Don't make me do something crazy like employ... tactics!
Post by: Regorn on March 05, 2018, 08:45:35 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2018, 10:52:18 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 06, 2018, 10:18:08 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 06, 2018, 12:15:10 PM
So we need to start posting in incognito mode so he can't track us?
Hide... from me?
Good luck, wikket.
Post by: Regorn on March 06, 2018, 09:52:17 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 06, 2018, 10:51:28 PM
I bet you have no idea where I am right now.
On this forum.
Duh! :-X
Now... who knows a good riddle?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 06, 2018, 11:14:28 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 07, 2018, 09:19:43 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 07, 2018, 11:24:33 AM
:o
Personally I think Koz is going to have an Orc-gasm when he sees it.
Post by: Kozgugore on March 07, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
... I've had my orc-gasms back when I tried to replicate Koz's gear in the dressing room and applied the new walking animation that was hidden in the animation list already.
Post by: Okiba on March 07, 2018, 01:26:07 PM
Pah! Hardly.
... I've had my orc-gasms back when I tried to replicate Koz's gear in the dressing room and applied the new walking animation that was hidden in the animation list already.
Unf... I love it when you talk anatomical motor and stature functions.
Makes an orc weak at the knees.
:o
Post by: Kozgugore on March 07, 2018, 02:30:17 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 07, 2018, 04:07:25 PM
Sneaky orcs peeking into my thoughts!
I'm inside your mind Koz! ;)
Post by: Regorn on March 07, 2018, 08:14:13 PM
This will stun Krogon, he just can't stop being amazed of the beauty of Ogre ladies.
Post by: Okiba on March 07, 2018, 09:44:27 PM
Quick! Think of a naked Ogre Lady!
This will stun Krogon, he just can't stop being amazed of the beauty of Ogre ladies.
I'm sorry, but it's firm, green, muscular Orc buttocks or nothing.
Post by: Regorn on March 07, 2018, 10:53:42 PM
This will stun Krogon, he just can't stop being amazed of the beauty of green Ogre ladies.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 07, 2018, 11:24:20 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 08, 2018, 11:01:25 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 08, 2018, 11:08:34 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 08, 2018, 12:11:04 PM
As much as I like naked ladies, Ogre ones are not included.
Yeah, I'm so ogre them too.
Hue hue hue
Post by: Regorn on March 08, 2018, 12:15:24 PM
Imagine then Worgen, Panderen and Tauren ladies then.
Post by: Okiba on March 08, 2018, 04:45:58 PM
oh, I get it, you guys are furries!
Imagine then Worgen, Panderen and Tauren ladies then.
Mother of Orcs... No. :-\
Post by: Regorn on March 08, 2018, 06:38:58 PM
You are in denial, that is not healthy for your mental well being.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 08, 2018, 11:31:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 08, 2018, 11:35:23 PM
Orc females, best females. Just look at those strong thighs.
Th-th-th-THUNDER THIGHS!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 09, 2018, 01:31:18 AM
Post by: Regorn on March 09, 2018, 10:20:38 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 09, 2018, 10:22:08 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 09, 2018, 11:41:54 AM
Regorn, maybe you are a furry?
This would explain his obsession with animal thighs! ;)
Post by: Thrash'Nak on March 09, 2018, 01:19:42 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 09, 2018, 02:22:13 PM
Oh hi, Krogon! I am back in the guild, wuuuh!.. Not on Grogona, cuz she ded
Hurray! This pleases me muchly. I'm back too and playing my monk Okiba.
Who's your Orc?
Post by: Regorn on March 09, 2018, 02:28:26 PM
I am still in Nagrand in the pile of Ashes.
Post by: Okiba on March 09, 2018, 02:50:01 PM
I too am back.
I am still in Nagrand in the pile of Ashes.
...this is why nobody wants to redirect you.
Post by: Regorn on March 09, 2018, 11:18:54 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 10, 2018, 12:22:08 AM
But we loved you more when you belated aged yolk all over Sadok.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2018, 03:09:48 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 10, 2018, 11:28:43 AM
Speak for yourself Krogon. I never knew the orc. So how can I love him?
-Love him-
*stare* o_o
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2018, 05:39:08 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 10, 2018, 05:59:28 PM
What is love?
It's that thing you have for me.
Now just transfer it all to Regorn.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2018, 07:09:22 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 10, 2018, 08:15:47 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2018, 08:35:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 10, 2018, 09:45:37 PM
Try not to lose it while at sea, will ya?
I'll seduce you when I get back. Don't worry.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2018, 10:05:28 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 11, 2018, 12:02:15 PM
Can't wait for it to happen. :D
Well you'll have to wait.
And like it!
Post by: Regorn on March 11, 2018, 04:20:24 PM
That usually works.
Also, I been stuck in Skyrim again, please send help.
Post by: Thrash'Nak on March 12, 2018, 12:51:00 AM
Oh hi, Krogon! I am back in the guild, wuuuh!.. Not on Grogona, cuz she ded
Hurray! This pleases me muchly. I'm back too and playing my monk Okiba.
Who's your Orc?
A male warrior, called Thrash! He's a dragonmaw, and tames proto-drakes. :)
Also, I heard! I'd be disappointed if you hadn't made a new orc. :b So that's good! Also, I hear you're a pirate now, on the sea.
Post by: Okiba on March 12, 2018, 11:48:19 AM
Looking forward to RP'ing with you when I get back in May!
Also.... just seen the mag'har player skins! Sexy!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2018, 01:20:14 PM
And Regorn, try hitting me with your staff and I'll shove it up your place where the sun doesn't shine. :D
Post by: Okiba on March 12, 2018, 01:46:44 PM
The skins are sexy indeed. Can't wait to race change my warrior, so he will be sexy too.
And Regorn, try hitting me with your staff and I'll shove it up your place where the sun doesn't shine. :D
Your left nostril?
That's weird.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2018, 04:36:29 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2018, 05:53:49 PM
Green Thigh or Brown Thigh?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2018, 08:27:53 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 13, 2018, 09:02:09 AM
Cyan. Just like Kronnor's skin.
Oh my.
Now, more importantly.. . What the dook happened at Kosh'harg last night that caused this drama?
Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2018, 09:25:27 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 13, 2018, 01:52:48 PM
wait, drama? Tell me all about it.
No! You tell me!
Tell me everything...
...naughty secrets!
I'll tear the secrets from your flesh!!?!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 13, 2018, 04:47:11 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2018, 07:00:18 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 13, 2018, 08:51:32 PM
Then another goblin came, representing the one that represents the goblin that sued the festival.
It was rather amusing.
Also, half the people there circled me for having a spear on my back. I just made an ICly point about the fact that "they're guests in Garadar and they should stop giving me orders as I live there" (was on my Mag'har warrior). Then I get whispered OOCly from the female organiser saying "You know there are rules and they're also on the forum". My answer was "You know your other organiser fried said locals are exception from your disarming rule, as I asked him before."
She tried to play it like she didn't read that and didn't know... Like c'mon, you organise an event and you don't read everything that goes on your thread?
So, enough drama for you Regorn?
Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2018, 09:19:35 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 13, 2018, 10:01:00 PM
You just can't control that many people that strictly.
Try to keep your heads down folks, I can imagine them only getting more strict.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 13, 2018, 10:07:09 PM
The she said that again trying to make sure I understood.
Jokes on her, I have to come to work when the events start anyway.
Post by: Rashka on March 14, 2018, 01:19:53 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 14, 2018, 05:36:58 AM
Post by: Vraxxar on March 14, 2018, 08:48:56 AM
You forgot that the Legion attacking part and the fact that number of armed people still is 40% of everyone there. Including Peacekeepers, and not all armed people are peacekeepers and some even don't let go of their weapon even when a peacekeeper, an organiser -and- their guild leader telling them to drop the weapon.
Then there's necromancer, Orc Voidaxe, and other usual stuff.
PS. The legion attacking wasn't a part of the plan, came from someone else and one of 'elders' that host the Kosh'harg went with it. (For Mr.Okiba, yarr.)
Post by: Razaron on March 14, 2018, 08:51:47 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 14, 2018, 09:53:53 AM
That's a drama powder keg, oh yes.
Post by: Regorn on March 14, 2018, 11:51:24 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 14, 2018, 02:22:23 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 14, 2018, 11:29:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 14, 2018, 11:55:49 PM
You should carry around a giant axe and say it's part of your soul or something like that.
A natural born lumberjack, if i ever knew one.
Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2018, 11:35:03 AM
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Post by: Vraxxar on March 15, 2018, 12:17:36 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 15, 2018, 01:34:33 PM
Well it works for the Orc Voidaxe. Carries a twohand axe with void magic on it.
You should set him on fire. /nod
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 15, 2018, 04:03:52 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2018, 06:29:06 PM
Tell them you have... quite the grip on your hammer.
Also make note that you can do it with both right and left hand... you swing both ways.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 16, 2018, 06:54:46 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 16, 2018, 11:31:32 AM
*swoon*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 16, 2018, 03:31:49 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 16, 2018, 04:01:36 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 16, 2018, 05:03:23 PM
Imagine a discussion of specs and someone replace all the "respec" with "respect"
Is that why everyone is always whining at me in BG's to "respect"?
Also, bump the realm forum thread yee heathens! With Kosh'harg screenshots! /whip
Post by: Regorn on March 16, 2018, 07:26:54 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 16, 2018, 08:19:15 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 17, 2018, 12:49:49 AM
No screenshots. Just drama. All the drama. We can show the Alliance that we can have better drama than what's going on in the Cathedral Square atm.
I'm almost glad I'm not there.
Almost.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 17, 2018, 06:55:16 AM
Almost fought two armed Rotgarde peacekeepers cause they tried to take Khragna's blacksmithing hammer.
They said everything that can be used as a weapon should be left behind. Kronnor suggested they should cut his hands then, since they are as dangerous as a weapon. They mocked him saying hands are no match for the blades of peacekeepers. Kronnor was on the verge of proving them wrong.
They were lucky I had 15 mins before I had to go to work so I had no time to beat the shit out of them.
Post by: Regorn on March 17, 2018, 10:25:07 AM
Are the organizers also orcs? Or am I missing something?
Can you make a claim of "Racial takeover" of your culture?
Because we clearly need more drama.
Post by: Vraxxar on March 17, 2018, 11:13:31 AM
After heavy failure of having the Rotgarde leave, they are instead stripped from being peacekeepers and having weapons. Also left with a very serious warning. (wich will lead to nowhere in my guess..)
And Iron Wolf Clan, Frozen Paw Clan, Red Blade Clan, and some others wich I failed to notice wich guild. Have all members that replaced the Rotgarde as peacekeepers.
And the organizers are orcs, yes. But one's a warlock. And the other one doesn't like us.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 17, 2018, 12:59:06 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on March 17, 2018, 01:34:01 PM
It was a shitshow, obviously.
Post by: Okiba on March 17, 2018, 01:44:47 PM
My favourite is 'greatly surprised arab diplomat'. He just about covers all my emotional displays.
Still, I trust all of you are e noting Kosh'harg and haven't been effected?
Post by: Kozgugore on March 17, 2018, 03:51:37 PM
(I mean, I made a whole list of things to do on this one when I was planning on organising it still, but then we got beaten to it. Le boo.)
Post by: Okiba on March 17, 2018, 04:18:40 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 17, 2018, 08:38:20 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 17, 2018, 08:47:30 PM
More if you want a dedicated spot to set up camp.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 18, 2018, 11:21:28 AM
Post by: Regorn on March 18, 2018, 01:58:18 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 18, 2018, 03:16:26 PM
And now the Orcs of the Red Blade transforms to Goblins of the Red Coin.
Well... I'm sold on that idea :P
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 18, 2018, 05:13:02 PM
Post by: Grogok on March 18, 2018, 05:31:05 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 18, 2018, 05:46:55 PM
The Chieftain is the largest Shareholder and the CEO
To conquer the CEO's position, you must demonstrate your wit of money earning is greater than the current CEO by buying up more shares than him.
Post by: Vraxxar on March 18, 2018, 08:40:24 PM
That's pretty much it.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 18, 2018, 09:17:28 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 18, 2018, 11:28:12 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 19, 2018, 08:55:18 AM
I think that is called a robbing.
Kronnor the highway-orc...
"Your gold or your wife-- life!!?!" *dropkicks you off a horse*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 19, 2018, 11:33:47 AM
But Goblin Kronnor would demand your gold as payment for beating you. So it's like getting paid for a service.
Post by: Vraxxar on March 19, 2018, 12:12:55 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 19, 2018, 12:15:22 PM
Mighty Hagglers are they.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 19, 2018, 12:43:08 PM
Probably when I pre-order BfA I'll boost him. Too lazy to do the goblin starting area again. Then lvl up...
Post by: Okiba on March 19, 2018, 07:45:53 PM
I have this image in my head of a tiny, green, armored bucket with a giant spiked mace threatening to crack knee caps and skulls.
And it's you Kronnor, it screams your name.
Post by: Regorn on March 19, 2018, 09:20:30 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 19, 2018, 11:04:36 PM
Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"
Ahem, that would be 5 gold per kneecap. So if I break both of them it would be 10 gold.
Post by: Okiba on March 20, 2018, 05:54:39 AM
Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"
Ahem, that would be 5 gold per kneecap. So if I break both of them it would be 10 gold.
A pleasure doing business with you? ::) :-\ ;D
Post by: Regorn on March 20, 2018, 10:11:34 AM
Post by: Okiba on March 20, 2018, 07:04:23 PM
....soooooon!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 20, 2018, 10:59:00 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 21, 2018, 08:03:11 AM
...Just a preemptive undertaker with night time hobbies and awesome pajamas?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 21, 2018, 11:04:30 AM
Post by: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 02:43:30 PM
What makes them better than pigs, sheep or cows?
Pigs are just massive packets of pork.
Sheep are tasty and produce this useful wool.
Cows gives not only meat, but also milk for drink, cheese and butter.
I know goats do produce milk as well, but do they even come close to produce as much a cow does? And surely, pig and cow leather is bigger than goat letter and goat fur? Why not wool?
Are they for the people who want some fabric and some milk and some meat? A "do it all" animal?
Post by: Vraxxar on March 21, 2018, 05:39:36 PM
The other animals needs somewhat specific areas to live by. Goats can be placed almost anywhere.
Post by: Okiba on March 21, 2018, 07:01:02 PM
But what about a camel?
They're woolly, meaty, AND produce milk.
Have you ever tried camel milk chocolate?!
Post by: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 07:26:08 PM
I was allergic to milk protein as a kid, so I never started eating chocolate and now as an adult, I can't stand the stuff.
Same with cheese.
Post by: Okiba on March 21, 2018, 07:45:27 PM
No, I don't like chocolate.
I was allergic to milk protein as a kid, so I never started eating chocolate and now as an adult, I can't stand the stuff.
Same with cheese.
...Mother of god.
A cursed life... indeed! D:<
Post by: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 09:14:26 PM
45% are deep fried stuff (I don't want that, I don't want to use a liter of oil at cooking a simple meal)
45% is 90% cheese, just loads of cheese, that I don't like.
5% contain eggs, that I can't eat.
And the remaining 5% are something I can actually cook.
Post by: Okiba on March 21, 2018, 09:18:50 PM
yea, whenever I look up recipies in /r/giftrecipies they are mostly in 4 groups.
45% are deep fried stuff (I don't want that, I don't want to use a liter of oil at cooking a simple meal)
45% is 90% cheese, just loads of cheese, that I don't like.
5% contain eggs, that I can't eat.
And the remaining 5% are something I can actually cook.
Have you considered... you know, joining the cows in the fields, joining in and starting to graze? :-[
Post by: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 10:07:29 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 21, 2018, 11:06:29 PM
But I love eating meat!
Yeah. Meat is delicious.
Post by: Okiba on March 22, 2018, 06:35:27 AM
But I love eating meat!
Yeah. Meat is delicious.
We know, oh slayer of pork goods and produce.
We know. ;)
Post by: Regorn on March 22, 2018, 09:26:24 AM
So many tasty meats are out there.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 22, 2018, 06:50:36 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 22, 2018, 06:52:59 PM
Meat, Bird, Fish.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 22, 2018, 11:17:51 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 23, 2018, 08:04:02 AM
...slow cooked lamb :o ::)
Post by: Regorn on March 23, 2018, 11:35:55 AM
Meat
Bird
Chicken
Turkey
Other birds
Fish
Sea-Fish
Freshwater-Fish
Meat
Pork
Beef
Mutton
Venison
Horse
Goat (Why does goat meat have no fancy name?)
Wild (Rabbit and other stuff)
Camel I guess
Also Kangaroo
Post by: Vraxxar on March 23, 2018, 12:24:54 PM
Not up here though. More common, uuuh... Midterean sea (something) I think,
Also you forgot dog and cat. *Nods*
Fillet of pork wrapped in bacon. *Drools*
Post by: Regorn on March 23, 2018, 03:11:22 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 24, 2018, 02:26:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 24, 2018, 03:50:50 PM
We're still talking about meat?
It's that or waffles just to 'bait Koz.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 24, 2018, 07:31:01 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 24, 2018, 07:38:18 PM
I have no clue what to respond with right now... I'm so bored.
Learn some sick dance moves to show Razaron.
Or take up knitting.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 24, 2018, 10:42:26 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 24, 2018, 10:48:34 PM
Beside, we all know there is only really 2 viable Orc armies in the meta right now.
Pure Orc army with Garrosh as your leader, or Shaman army with Thrall.
Because spamming Bloodlust have never been so great.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 24, 2018, 11:12:10 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 25, 2018, 11:55:39 AM
So the Horde have Orcs, Troll, Tauren, Forsaken, Goblins and Blood Elves, but each one of those have their own armies.
There is also stuff like Troll Empires, with Drakkari, Amani and Gurubashi flavors.
Gnomes and Goblins are the local Mech army factions.
And Dudes like Garrosh have rules like "My Horde!", gives your army a buff if you only have Orcs and Goblin machines in your army.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 25, 2018, 02:09:18 PM
I started writing one a looong time ago during high school.
Post by: Regorn on March 25, 2018, 02:38:04 PM
So no "all female seduction vampires" and "physically deformed but powerful magic users vampires" etc. etc.
Instead you have "snake Vampires", "Spider Vampires", "Wolf Vampires" etc. etc.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 25, 2018, 04:59:15 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 25, 2018, 06:37:36 PM
As they age, they slowly turn in to a were-like creature, a Elder Wolf Vampire would be a werewolf, but intelligent.
A newly turned Snake Vampire is just like normal vampire businesses, fangs, super human strength, can turn in to a animal (snake). But they can also produce venom.
A somewhat older one starts develop snake like scales on their skin and get snake eyes.
And a Elder one is like a Naga.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 25, 2018, 06:46:35 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 25, 2018, 07:44:29 PM
Trust me, I been doing Worldbuilding for quite a while for fun.
It also open up for a lot of different vampire bloodlines if one need to expand them.
Bat vampires? Sure
Tiger Vampire? yea, why not?
Bear Vampire? Those dudes are big.
Also freaky idea: Vampires don't technically have their own army, they instead use human armies with a few unique units added on.
Post by: Okiba on March 26, 2018, 03:06:04 AM
one of these chaps... (of whom which his current look on the armoury matches nicely i feel, especially with his current polearm) is what a Sohei looks like typically.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8dITqkkEfI8oG0a3btC5KxWsumEZB07_T2pwYosLiS0jzbZjQ)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQs_t2BVdKpi98BTVPrkPPiEgZ0NznjCFR7OivkRDRrhRkw4Su1gw)
or going for something slightly different. Perhaps a more Shaolin direction, or perhaps a more Orcish authentic raider?
Anyone have any opinions or ideas?
Post by: Vraxxar on March 26, 2018, 12:49:37 PM
So maybe combine them a bit?
That weapon on wolfback isn't completely unthinkable. Same with the clothing.
Then again I know nothing of Sohei warriors, or your plans for Okiba.
Besides, weapons and clothes can, and most likely will, change over time. For whatever reason.
I mean when I joined, Vraxxar was a full on archery and spears. Now he's daggers and stealth, hoppin' around the enemy like he had ants in his pants.
Times change.
Post by: Kozgugore on March 26, 2018, 12:57:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 26, 2018, 02:19:09 PM
<*Throws waffles at the Orcs*> :-X
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 26, 2018, 03:03:33 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 26, 2018, 05:02:58 PM
*Noms all the waffles.*
*<Rolls up a newspaper>*
NO! bad Kronnor!
*<Whack!>*
Naughty! snacks for chieftains and Vraxxar's, not for you!
*<whack!>*
Post by: Regorn on March 26, 2018, 05:36:18 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 26, 2018, 06:14:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 27, 2018, 02:03:34 AM
Could I have some waffles too?
Anything for my favorite Yolk shaman!
;)
Post by: Regorn on March 27, 2018, 10:22:01 AM
Unfortunately, Someone at them.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 27, 2018, 03:34:36 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 27, 2018, 03:58:54 PM
*Burps while innocently looks around*
This...
...is why we can't have nice things.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 27, 2018, 06:49:27 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 27, 2018, 07:54:45 PM
Should Kronnor be killed and send to Acherus and be raised as a Death Knight so he will never know the pleasure of a living body anymore?
Such as food.
And booze.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 27, 2018, 08:00:45 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 27, 2018, 09:25:57 PM
I totally did not steal that idea from Legacy of Kain.
Don't even think that I did.
Because I did not.
Post by: Okiba on March 28, 2018, 01:52:01 PM
So we need to kill a Darkfallen, take it's heart and insert it in to Kronnor's dead body. Then send him on a journey to kill a bunch of insane dudes with awesome magical power.
I totally did not steal that idea from Legacy of Kain.
Don't even think that I did.
Because I did not.
Erm...
...Wow.
Moving swiftly onward :-\ ;D
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 28, 2018, 03:53:15 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 28, 2018, 04:57:39 PM
I don't think that would work Regorn. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
It's true, he has a certificate and everything.
In other news, i'm home in 5 weeks!
/dance
Considering what Okiba should drag back from Pandaria for you all... (no, not a Sha... unless it's a "Sha'dup" for Kronnor ;) )
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 28, 2018, 06:02:33 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 29, 2018, 03:34:33 AM
A bamboo stick. So I can smack you in the head with it.
Can my safe-word be "Chop-sticks"?
Post by: Vraxxar on March 29, 2018, 10:33:00 AM
Post by: Regorn on March 29, 2018, 11:14:09 AM
He should act like it's a food revolution, despite the fact the darkspear trolls have apparently been eating rice for quite sometime.
Post by: Okiba on March 29, 2018, 02:02:38 PM
...
:-[
"Chop-sticks"
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 29, 2018, 03:00:03 PM
No one is safe from Kronnor!
Post by: Okiba on March 29, 2018, 03:23:33 PM
*Smacks Okiba with the bamboo stick*
No one is safe from Kronnor!
...
*snaps bamboo over his knee*
(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*KalIYe6IsGVQSDcQZ-_ZSg.png)
Post by: Regorn on March 29, 2018, 04:35:14 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 29, 2018, 04:36:52 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 29, 2018, 04:49:54 PM
I never knew you had such oversized eyebrows.
*Smacks Okiba with his axe instead*
<*Blocks with over-sized bushy eyebrows*>
Ha-ha-ha!
(https://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111216687/5217942-4564979793-54a1f36aad85dfdea9c8bdc100b4c994b14d3a75)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 29, 2018, 05:21:07 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 29, 2018, 05:29:38 PM
*Licks Okiba's bushy eyebrows.*
...This is all I ever wanted in life.
Post by: Regorn on March 29, 2018, 06:21:21 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 30, 2018, 02:01:59 AM
I think this can be called "icky"
The yolk shaman, disgusted.
Victory is indeed delicious.
Unless like them yolks.
Post by: Regorn on March 30, 2018, 11:09:56 AM
I take the belt.
Post by: Okiba on March 30, 2018, 02:03:51 PM
Yes, you can take that victory.
I take the belt.
I've kept this wench going for 3 months.
You think you can so easily defeat me!?
five weeks and i'm home, and then there will be nowhere safe!
NOWHERE! :D
Post by: Vraxxar on March 30, 2018, 02:15:48 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 30, 2018, 02:45:09 PM
Oh my~ *Wink wink nudge nudge*
...Chop-sticks!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 30, 2018, 02:55:22 PM
Post by: Okiba on March 30, 2018, 03:04:42 PM
Everyone wants my belt. If you manage to take it, I'll let you keep the pants attached to it too.
--CHOP STICKS!
CHOOOOOP STIIIICKS!!!?!1?!
(Save me Rhonya :( )
Post by: Regorn on March 30, 2018, 03:48:50 PM
You are stuck in a shitposting thread.
Also, giff belt.
Post by: Okiba on March 30, 2018, 05:13:21 PM
I need it!
To replace this TV power cable--
...holding up my trash bag pants!
What? it's work uniform.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 30, 2018, 05:32:07 PM
NO ONE IS SAFE!
Post by: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
I will be fabulous!
Post by: Okiba on March 31, 2018, 02:06:55 AM
I need the belt because it will go so well with my outfit.
I will be fabulous!
I need the belt to...
I lie. I don't need it.
I just need something new to hurt people with.
<*Looks at Regorn and Kronnor*> ;)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 31, 2018, 09:14:12 AM
Post by: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 10:15:10 AM
What will Krogon do about that!?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 31, 2018, 01:11:28 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 01:15:27 PM
They all agree I should keep my mask on.
Post by: Okiba on March 31, 2018, 02:10:49 PM
Oooooo! BURN!
What will Krogon do about that!?
Hmm, I could take your advice and unleash the BURN--
I once said you were both my friends.
...
...I Lied.
:-X
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 31, 2018, 03:09:01 PM
Just saying.
Post by: Okiba on March 31, 2018, 03:38:27 PM
I wub you both! :-*
<Hugs!>
Spoiler: show
:D
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 31, 2018, 03:40:39 PM
*Smacks Okiba.*
Only look, no touch.
Post by: Okiba on March 31, 2018, 04:18:12 PM
I'd also like to state for the record that I may abandon my previous BfA character choices and just main my monk while alt'ing my rogue.
I haven't time for more! ::)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 31, 2018, 07:44:42 PM
Post by: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 10:20:05 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 01, 2018, 02:22:00 AM
I had no idea Rhonya is a god of time.
Chronos asks Rhonya, what time it is.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2018, 11:34:43 AM
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 02:04:11 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 01, 2018, 02:07:14 PM
How about... we just live in peace? We share, pick flowers and sing songs.
...
*Garrote*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2018, 04:14:02 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 04:27:25 PM
Like. flowers and stuff.
Like all Orcs like.
Orcs are the most peaceful race in the world after all, a mentally weak people but good with machines who love negotiations and diplomatic exchanges.
We also have a book of law, after all, only barbarians would use some kind of oral tradition like "honor".
We also love the nice and soft touch of silk. With nice colors.
Post by: Okiba on April 01, 2018, 05:29:35 PM
But guys...
Like. flowers and stuff.
Like all Orcs like.
Orcs are the most peaceful race in the world after all, a mentally weak people but good with machines who love negotiations and diplomatic exchanges.
We also have a book of law, after all, only barbarians would use some kind of oral tradition like "honor".
We also love the nice and soft touch of silk. With nice colors.
...Ha... good April fools joke there Regorn, really good :-[
in other news, i've decided to make Okiba's new Transmog out of the "Ironpelt" set, but swap out the set head item for a purple wolf mask (the leather one from outland). Maybe throw in a monk rope belt and a purple fur cloak and i think it would rock...
(http://wow.zamimg.com/modelviewer/transmog/1/1/2094.jpg)
if you wanted to know how the set looks. Them big furry black paw shoulders <3
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2018, 05:34:55 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 01, 2018, 05:40:00 PM
Yeah, I know the set. It drops from HfC LFR, recolor of the Wild/Warmongering Combatant leather set. It looks cool.
That's what I thought!
May use this as my new weapon too...
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjAhAOmtnhZL2soYrWV_im8V2rg2-wALJUBKOZSUP5PwxHHapUTQ)
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 06:08:56 PM
he he he....
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2018, 08:54:49 PM
Also, this is what my warrior would like if the gloves and shoulders would not be DK only.
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 08:58:37 PM
...
...
...yea, that looks like a hammer.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2018, 10:53:08 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 11:08:06 PM
Hold it with both hand when using it, it seems a hammer of such size needs proper control.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 02, 2018, 03:19:05 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 02, 2018, 03:57:24 AM
Would suit your mag'har.
Post by: Regorn on April 02, 2018, 12:07:01 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 02, 2018, 02:37:51 PM
*Shakes fist*
Post by: Regorn on April 02, 2018, 03:02:00 PM
But I see! You prefer Orkish beats.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 02, 2018, 03:32:21 PM
You know Kronnor, the WotLK warrior pvp sets have a few pieces that could fill in for some of that set nicely.
Would suit your mag'har.
I already use the Hateful Gladiator shoulders. They fit a bit. Not as good as the DK shoulders, but they will do. And for hands I might just go with the Demonic Gladiator ones (like the boots, belt and legs). If not, the Mag'har heritage armor (the black recolor) looks quite sweet and I might just use that).
Post by: Okiba on April 02, 2018, 03:56:55 PM
You know Kronnor, the WotLK warrior pvp sets have a few pieces that could fill in for some of that set nicely.
Would suit your mag'har.
I already use the Hateful Gladiator shoulders. They fit a bit. Not as good as the DK shoulders, but they will do. And for hands I might just go with the Demonic Gladiator ones (like the boots, belt and legs). If not, the Mag'har heritage armor (the black recolor) looks quite sweet and I might just use that).
Sounds sweet.
We can be "Zug'zug smash!" buddies in our hot mogs.
Post by: Regorn on April 02, 2018, 05:38:42 PM
Remember to take photos.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 02, 2018, 06:08:42 PM
I wish it would change depending on the face tho. I want mah blue eyes like in Sanna's drawing of my warrior.
Post by: Okiba on April 03, 2018, 02:50:43 AM
Are you guys going on a road trip also?
Remember to take photos.
What happens on the gold road, stays on the gold road.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 03, 2018, 05:28:02 AM
Post by: Regorn on April 03, 2018, 10:43:59 AM
Clearly, Kronnor is trying to distract us!
Post by: Okiba on April 03, 2018, 02:46:00 PM
Just me, or is there a lot of Russian bots lately?
Clearly, Kronnor is trying to distract us!
Da, in soviet red blade, Orcs bot you.
(http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/14/91658412.jpg)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 03, 2018, 04:13:28 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 03, 2018, 04:39:42 PM
Me? Distract you? What do you think I'm trying to do? Take over Red Blade and establish communism?
let us do a check list to see how much of a socialist kronnor is...
1) Part of a communal group that all wear red.
2) We ride wolves, the russian 2018 world cup mascot.
3) We have a weird obsession with strength and honor, that we struggle to supress with our communal laws.
4) Many of us wield hammers. Other wield hand scythes.
5) We are, when roused, a literal red army.
6) We worship iconic images of our forebearers... comrade kraag, and supreme leader "boss" Koz-stali--
Yikes. It feels less like you making us communists and more like we are turning YOU into an Orc-ist.
Post by: Regorn on April 03, 2018, 05:26:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 04, 2018, 04:28:30 AM
Now, in other news, there's a weird rumor going around that mag'har allied race can be priests. Can anyone confirm if this is just an elaborate joke and if so...
How long before Gashuk class changes, then class changes back because Shadow priests suck? ;D
Post by: Kozgugore on April 04, 2018, 04:32:01 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 04, 2018, 04:34:29 AM
No sign of new allied races in the alpha character creation screen yet, but it has been datamined that way, yeah. So should probably count on it!
Queue weird light worshiping Orcs (Karak) and Ner'zhul wannabe swarms :-\
Post by: Regorn on April 04, 2018, 10:11:47 AM
Post by: Vraxxar on April 04, 2018, 12:56:41 PM
SHADOW FOR EVERYONE!
PS. Krogon, we need you back. The clan is crumbling.
Post by: Okiba on April 04, 2018, 01:58:17 PM
I want all orcs to be priests!
SHADOW FOR EVERYONE!
PS. Krogon, we need you back. The clan is crumbling.
Wait what, explain? :-\
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 04, 2018, 02:48:59 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 04, 2018, 02:59:47 PM
It's dry in the barrens, and as such, the clan is crumbling.
Post by: Okiba on April 04, 2018, 04:08:58 PM
And caused me a genuine small heart attack out of worry.
Set my fears to rest ye crazy's.
(also, that's good news indeed Kronnor! and just think, the red version would look good too ;D you know, if you go full "Red Blade" style)
Post by: Regorn on April 04, 2018, 09:36:13 PM
I mean, you long for the time you can pretend to be a orc daily.
Post by: Vraxxar on April 04, 2018, 11:40:03 PM
All we're eating is Droof's eggs!
Post by: Okiba on April 05, 2018, 02:01:15 AM
Yeah! We need your food back!
All we're eating is Droof's eggs!
I Fail to see how that's causing the clan to crumble.
Unless you tried to eat the pig. and Droof punched you.
Though that'd mostly just be funny.
Post by: Vraxxar on April 05, 2018, 08:58:40 AM
Post by: Regorn on April 05, 2018, 09:04:53 AM
The beans were magical! They made him fart.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 05, 2018, 03:29:03 PM
Also, that can be mixed with the Warfront sets, since they share the color theme. Also, have you seen the new Mag'har tabard? Still, I am tempted to keep trying to get Tusks of Mannoroth. As much as people hate it ICly, for me it would just be a trophy of my char from his hunts. Clefthoof horns and a Gronnling skull. Izi.
Post by: Okiba on April 05, 2018, 04:20:57 PM
I was thinking about the red heritage armor too. Especially since I saw the vicious clefthoof mount. My inner Thunderlord was very pleased.
Also, that can be mixed with the Warfront sets, since they share the color theme. Also, have you seen the new Mag'har tabard? Still, I am tempted to keep trying to get Tusks of Mannoroth. As much as people hate it ICly, for me it would just be a trophy of my char from his hunts. Clefthoof horns and a Gronnling skull. Izi.
Sounds awesome, and very suitable.
And no sadly i haven't seen that tabard, got a link?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 05, 2018, 05:26:25 PM
http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race (http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race)
Post by: Regorn on April 05, 2018, 06:24:00 PM
All I presume?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 05, 2018, 07:50:11 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 06, 2018, 02:15:40 AM
Here you go.
http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race (http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race)
That's nice!
Are they also getting different colored heritage armor based on their clans too? that'd be sweet.
oh, and mag'har priests confirmed. Will be interesting to see how they explain the light/discipline sides...
Post by: Regorn on April 06, 2018, 02:01:35 PM
I mean, Rexxar went out of his way to make sure a bunch of Ogres are loyal to the Horde.
Post by: Okiba on April 06, 2018, 02:29:58 PM
Also, why have Horde not gotten Ogres as Allied Race?
I mean, Rexxar went out of his way to make sure a bunch of Ogres are loyal to the Horde.
This.
The Horde has what, no less than two ogre clans under its sway, at least? One in Dustwallow and one in Feralas.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 06, 2018, 03:10:55 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 06, 2018, 03:41:46 PM
The Arakkoa were even surprised how easily it was for Ogres to learn magic.
It's a clear cut case of intelligence =/= Magical potency in Warcraft.
Post by: Okiba on April 06, 2018, 04:22:47 PM
...Dumb.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 06, 2018, 05:52:34 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 06, 2018, 06:06:03 PM
Like, Troll Shaman, Druids and Priests are all "Loa" based.
Night Elves priest are based on the Moon instead of the Holy Light.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 07, 2018, 04:02:08 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 07, 2018, 07:04:18 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 07, 2018, 08:26:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 07, 2018, 09:03:29 PM
Yes, chaos. We wouldn't want that, would we. >:(
Unless we needed to clean the gutters and required elevation, step by step...
Post by: Regorn on April 07, 2018, 10:39:35 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 07, 2018, 11:00:15 PM
two hours away from winning, but I will get you next time.
It will never be yours ;D
Post by: Regorn on April 08, 2018, 09:35:45 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 08, 2018, 09:53:47 AM
(https://s9.postimg.org/vncfu7mdr/Screenshot_20180408-075009.png)
::)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 08, 2018, 02:38:57 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 08, 2018, 09:10:22 PM
Unless you make a pact with cuthulu, he got codes.
Post by: Okiba on April 08, 2018, 09:42:47 PM
You shall never have it!
Unless you make a pact with cuthulu, he got codes.
Well, he did say I could call any time...
That's what friends are for. Right!?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 08, 2018, 11:48:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 09, 2018, 12:03:30 AM
I just want to try out straight-back orcs.
The pre-patch in July will sate that need.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 09, 2018, 12:42:22 AM
Post by: Regorn on April 09, 2018, 11:13:50 AM
Chiropractors!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 09, 2018, 02:11:14 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 09, 2018, 02:15:01 PM
Looks like it. And looks like Thrall and Saurfang already know the secret, but they didn't reveal it yet to the rest of the Horde.
That's why they are/was the boss orcs. Boss orc gotta Boss, orc bro.
Ya feel me?
Post by: Regorn on April 09, 2018, 03:14:14 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 09, 2018, 04:00:48 PM
Dem bossess allways get da good loot!
Dabu! let's rob dem Orcs for da loots!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 09, 2018, 05:11:22 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 09, 2018, 07:14:21 PM
Rob? I don't rob. I beat the shit out of them then I ask their stuff as payment for my troubles. Totally legal.
Suuuure....
In other news, any requests for filler events (serious ones) I can organise on Okiba upon my return? The aim is to create a sustained chain of training/teaching events that benefit newbloods and clan orcs wanting to progress as a whole.
And you know, re-do some of the others. What orc didn't enjoy catapult training!?
Post by: Regorn on April 09, 2018, 07:30:43 PM
Only those that can defend themselves from his pant stealing is worthy to resive his teaching.
Post by: Okiba on April 09, 2018, 07:54:41 PM
Okiba plan to steal every single pair of pants of the clan, all of them.
Only those that can defend themselves from his pant stealing is worthy to resive his teaching.
Pretty sure I said "serious ones".
Post by: Regorn on April 09, 2018, 08:41:56 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 09, 2018, 09:57:03 PM
...and your point is?
None :(
Post by: Vraxxar on April 10, 2018, 09:17:33 AM
You know the first two lessons you had.
Post by: Okiba on April 10, 2018, 10:24:56 AM
FIRST AID TRAINING AND HAND TO HAND COMBAT!
You know the first two lessons you had.
Noted! Any others? :)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 10, 2018, 10:46:34 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 10, 2018, 11:04:12 AM
Back-rub training.
Sure! Just let me find my knuckle-dusters...
Post by: Regorn on April 10, 2018, 06:41:42 PM
but on a more serious note:
Bear punching. Mead-ale-beer-stout-wine-whisky, the differences in booze, a study. Elven Ear craft. Gnome Punting, winner get an award.
Post by: Okiba on April 11, 2018, 09:25:33 AM
The art of not being kicked in the balls.
but on a more serious note:
Bear punching. Mead-ale-beer-stout-wine-whisky, the differences in booze, a study. Elven Ear craft. Gnome Punting, winner get an award.
Literally considering alternate versions of some of those :D ;D
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 11, 2018, 10:54:01 AM
Post by: Regorn on April 11, 2018, 12:51:42 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 12, 2018, 01:27:53 AM
It is a honored sport.
Gnome punting isn't a matter of life or death.
It's much more serious than that.
Post by: Regorn on April 12, 2018, 09:11:54 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 12, 2018, 11:03:48 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 12, 2018, 04:14:29 PM
Same goes for the Gnomes. They do not choose to get punted, they get chosen to get punted.
You can only live by the punt or die by the punt.
There is no Gnome.
Post by: Regorn on April 12, 2018, 08:08:21 PM
I visited the dimension where it goes on, it was glorious.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 13, 2018, 12:51:26 AM
Post by: Vraxxar on April 13, 2018, 09:32:37 AM
Plus forsaken. Tackled and split in half? No worry! He keeps on crawling!
Goblins, switches the ball into a bomb. That dwarf will have a blast this game.
Though goblins would most likely be the managers. And snipers to sabotage for the enemy during the game.
Post by: Regorn on April 13, 2018, 10:05:56 AM
When you level them up you can also pick the trait "Horde Fighter", gives even more bonus attack if they are next to another orc.
Forsaken can get completely demolished and return back the next round by having their apothecary simply stich them back together.
Night elves are a highly agile team, having high dodge and speed.
of course, when they do get punched, they do go down.
They also have the unique unit: The Druid who can pick a animal form that they keep for the rest of the match.
There is of course neutral races you can hire for the Match!
Ogres. Slow, Dumb, can't hold the
But they sure can take a lot of punches, and they hit like a truck.
Centaur. Excellent speed, probably the fastest unit in the game.
Can charge though small and medium enemies if they hit max speed.
Murlocks need to be their own team.
They are shit at everything but get twice as many players.
Post by: Okiba on April 13, 2018, 11:28:20 AM
:-[
Post by: Regorn on April 13, 2018, 02:31:42 PM
Sweat nervously
Post by: Okiba on April 13, 2018, 03:26:59 PM
Anyhow, the list as it stands right now: (and most of these are to help newbloods and others progress)
- Newblood training (on clan history/culture, promotes clan understanding and a chance to hand out marks of the clan)
- First aid / battlefield medical training.
- Wrestling / hand to hand combat practice
- Catapult Training
- Squad combat training, fighting against teams of fellow orcs to learn teamwork.
- Wyvern rider training.
- wolf rider training.
- Survival training, learn to be one with the wilds! Especially as most everything wild wants to kill or eat you.
- "Patrol!" events, where we encounter random 'x' 'y' 'z' enemies while patrolling the area immediatly around camp or the local region.
- Nag'ogar training , depending on how soon i'm allowed/able to do it.
- Wolf rider / foot races.
- Caravan events. Take a trip to the nearest city and sell our trade wares to fatten up the clans (and our own) coffers.
Any thoughts on these?
Post by: Regorn on April 13, 2018, 04:09:50 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 13, 2018, 04:12:02 PM
I don't see Gnome Punting.
- Catapult Training
;)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 13, 2018, 10:49:41 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 14, 2018, 12:11:44 PM
Gnome punting is bae
Gnome punting is love. Gnome punting, is life.
A catapult just adds hilarity and competitive spirit.
...and places the splats so far away we don't have to worry about a clean up.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 14, 2018, 03:02:18 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 14, 2018, 03:49:24 PM
So you punt the gnome into the catapult then off him away?
Like a bawss.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 14, 2018, 09:59:53 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 15, 2018, 12:14:04 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 15, 2018, 10:53:18 AM
Blizzard should release a in-game minigame about gnome punting.
We can dream.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 15, 2018, 12:47:07 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 16, 2018, 12:12:06 PM
There should be an emote /punt that works only on gnomes.
Not on goblins? And forsaken? And elve--
Everyone but Orcs!
Post by: Gridish on April 16, 2018, 12:51:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 16, 2018, 01:22:51 PM
Punting a tauren sounds challenging.... Even for an orc
It's all in the hips.
COME BACK TO US GRIDISH :(
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 16, 2018, 04:21:29 PM
*Changes name to Giantpunter*
Post by: Okiba on April 16, 2018, 08:20:25 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 17, 2018, 09:37:25 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 17, 2018, 11:03:10 AM
...This is the moment you tell us what Punter is a slang for.
No, no it is not ;D ;)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 17, 2018, 03:30:33 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 17, 2018, 03:37:15 PM
Well, it can mean two things. Customer in a shop, or that other nasty thing.
Hue hue hue hue
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 17, 2018, 03:58:06 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 17, 2018, 04:09:05 PM
Yeah, very funny indeed.
<*Ruffle*>
I'd never be so cruel. Probably.
In other news. 3 weeks and i'm home! hurrah!
Post by: Vraxxar on April 17, 2018, 04:26:27 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 17, 2018, 04:31:24 PM
HUZZAH!
Vraxx! prepare ... THE cliff!
Post by: Vraxxar on April 17, 2018, 04:40:03 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 17, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 17, 2018, 08:04:59 PM
One of these...
https://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/notebooks/optimusVIII-17/
Any suggestions for the optimum hard disk drive build or configuration/type for BfA. Already know the rest of the parts I want. Just unsure about the ideal way/types of memory I should strive for with gaming these days.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 17, 2018, 11:32:51 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 18, 2018, 08:34:17 PM
Post by: Gridish on April 19, 2018, 09:15:44 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 19, 2018, 02:39:58 PM
I found out what I wanted/needed anyway, so that's sorted and done.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 19, 2018, 02:54:57 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 19, 2018, 05:39:37 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 19, 2018, 06:37:03 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 19, 2018, 07:37:40 PM
...unfortunately. it's added £200 to the laptops price ::) :-\
Just rob a bank or something...
Post by: Regorn on April 20, 2018, 09:15:59 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 20, 2018, 09:49:17 AM
It's down right logical. 8)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 20, 2018, 03:03:08 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 20, 2018, 05:25:07 PM
Just tell me when and where xD
Tommorow at noon, your nearest bank l. Just run in with a knife.
I'll wait out the back with a getaway vehicle.
8)
Post by: Regorn on April 20, 2018, 09:09:45 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 20, 2018, 09:42:39 PM
Just tell me when and where xD
Tommorow at noon, your nearest bank l. Just run in with a knife.
I'll wait out the back with a getaway vehicle.
8)
Cause nothing can go wrong with that plan.
Post by: Okiba on April 20, 2018, 09:51:49 PM
Just tell me when and where xD
Tommorow at noon, your nearest bank l. Just run in with a knife.
I'll wait out the back with a getaway vehicle.
8)
Cause nothing can go wrong with that plan.
Not for me ;D
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 20, 2018, 11:21:52 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 20, 2018, 11:26:50 PM
Do you want a new laptop or not?
The perk of my job... I spend so long away, not having to pay bills or buy food that I save mundo amounts of penny's.
So why Rob the bank when I can buy it!
:-X
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 20, 2018, 11:43:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 21, 2018, 12:19:44 AM
For the fun? Idk man.
...you got me.
I'll go find the thermite and safe cracking tools 8)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 21, 2018, 10:51:45 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 21, 2018, 11:08:20 AM
I'll contact my russian comrades for some AKs.
Oh I like where this is going!
(No, not to jail)
Post by: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 11:18:28 AM
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
Post by: Okiba on April 21, 2018, 11:39:59 AM
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
"It was all Gridish's idea, just check that weird book he has with him"
...
Seriously. Come back to us Grid. We miss you :(
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 21, 2018, 07:04:50 PM
Post by: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 07:46:07 PM
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
"It was all Gridish's idea, just check that weird book he has with him"
...
Seriously. Come back to us Grid. We miss you :(
Well, here's the thing. That third story needs to get written before I can remotely think about returning and I'm struggling to come with a story I want as a few ideas are floating in my head that could work..... So once that story is written I can think about coming back x]. I can't just leave the story up in the air like that yo!
Post by: Okiba on April 21, 2018, 07:53:39 PM
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
"It was all Gridish's idea, just check that weird book he has with him"
...
Seriously. Come back to us Grid. We miss you :(
Well, here's the thing. That third story needs to get written before I can remotely think about returning and I'm struggling to come with a story I want as a few ideas are floating in my head that could work..... So once that story is written I can think about coming back x]. I can't just leave the story up in the air like that yo!
Bought by pirates. Freed by pirate lofty, done.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 21, 2018, 09:16:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 21, 2018, 09:26:14 PM
Yeah. When you don't have any ideas, pirates are the answer.
Yarr! Thats the spirit!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 21, 2018, 10:50:50 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 21, 2018, 11:15:14 PM
Nah, rum's the spirit.
You. You get it. I like you.
Post by: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 11:39:28 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 22, 2018, 01:07:00 AM
This is why the rum is always gone.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 22, 2018, 03:27:23 PM
This.
This is why the rum is always gone.
That's why you have ale. So you can drink until you get more rum.
Post by: Regorn on April 23, 2018, 10:25:06 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 23, 2018, 12:14:25 PM
What about port wine?
Any port in a storm.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 23, 2018, 01:56:49 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 23, 2018, 02:20:03 PM
If you don't find port wine, do you port whine?
Yes. Or cry.
Post by: Regorn on April 23, 2018, 03:11:12 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 23, 2018, 09:02:48 PM
What about mead then?
You drink mead. You burn down your neighbours house.
It is the will of Odin.
Post by: Gridish on April 23, 2018, 09:51:04 PM
What about mead then?
You drink mead. You burn down your neighbours house.
It is the will of Odin.
How about I just burn you down, instead? :D
Post by: Okiba on April 23, 2018, 11:18:07 PM
What about mead then?
You drink mead. You burn down your neighbours house.
It is the will of Odin.
How about I just burn you down, instead? :D
You'd have to resub first ;)
...and lofty would have to pick up your slack ;D
Post by: Gridish on April 23, 2018, 11:31:04 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 24, 2018, 12:28:31 AM
I've been using a 7 day free trial thingy that Blizzard gave me, so I mean... I am sorta kinda resubbed?
So close..m yet, so far?
Post by: Regorn on April 24, 2018, 11:15:59 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 24, 2018, 11:28:01 AM
What about sake then?
Sake...!?
...veery'a gooood!!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 24, 2018, 12:35:44 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 24, 2018, 04:54:32 PM
Fk yeah. Finally I have my new internet connection. Streaming, here I come.
Woo!
Are you active on WoW again also?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 24, 2018, 06:11:53 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 24, 2018, 09:15:01 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 25, 2018, 01:44:48 PM
I'm thinking of buying a Honda Rebel, either the 250cc or 500cc variant. I looked it up on google and lots of sites say it's one of the best cruisers for beginners. And it looks hawt also.
Post by: Okiba on April 25, 2018, 02:15:16 PM
So yeah, wise choice.
Post by: Regorn on April 25, 2018, 06:21:59 PM
You must find a youtube video that use the phrase
"Now it's nap time again."
If you even get the youtube video I am thinking on, you earn double the points.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 26, 2018, 02:45:49 AM
Now it's time for a ridiculous challenge
You must find a youtube video that use the phrase
"Now it's nap time again."
If you even get the youtube video I am thinking on, you earn double the points.
How about no?
Post by: Regorn on April 26, 2018, 10:11:24 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 26, 2018, 11:04:26 AM
How about yes?
Yeeeaaa-- nope.
Post by: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 26, 2018, 01:26:21 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 26, 2018, 01:31:47 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
Done done done.
Post by: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 05:52:17 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
I might've lied when I said it's gonna be 3 stories.... It's probs gonna be 4 :c.
Post by: Okiba on April 26, 2018, 06:31:49 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
I might've lied when I said it's gonna be 3 stories.... It's probs gonna be 4 :c.
Stories please me.
A delay to your return brings only great woe.
Post by: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 06:36:43 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 26, 2018, 08:22:09 PM
Post by: Gridish on April 27, 2018, 10:16:33 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 27, 2018, 10:43:37 AM
Regorn had an old favourite, the "Some say..." game. But instead of with Krogon, we use it for Koz! If you aren't sure what I'm talking about check out what Jeremy Clarkson used to say about 'The Stig' on Top gear.
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Some say... He could chew through iron bars aged six months...
...others, that he is fluent in ten languages. Including sea otter.
All we know is, He's called Koz!
Post by: Gridish on April 27, 2018, 10:47:58 AM
Some say... He and Shrewd met bonded in a bar on a stormy night...
...Others, that he was conceived by the wolf....
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Okiba on April 27, 2018, 10:55:59 AM
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Some say... he once drop kicked a centaur so hard, he separated it perfectly into both a Man, and a Horse...
...others, that he once survived a whole year eating only beef jerky, and drinking the tears of his woeful enemies.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 27, 2018, 02:48:06 PM
Post by: Okiba on April 27, 2018, 03:08:29 PM
I'm bored... and hungry.
Eat every doughnut on earth.
Post by: Gridish on April 27, 2018, 06:46:31 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 27, 2018, 06:58:03 PM
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Some say he was the first Orc to ever attempt flight
Other say he merely tripped at a ravine, and the attempt should not count.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Okiba on April 27, 2018, 07:24:25 PM
That'll only end him up in a fistfite with Homer Simpson.
This, is why you're cool.
QuoteSome say he was the first Orc to ever attempt flight
Other say he merely tripped at a ravine, and the attempt should not count.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Hahaha! ;D
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 27, 2018, 08:30:57 PM
8)
Post by: Okiba on April 28, 2018, 09:46:31 AM
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Some say... that he knows which came first, the chicken... or the egg.
...Others, that it is infact the river, that must swim against him.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Regorn on April 28, 2018, 10:32:18 AM
Others say he use a ballista as a bow.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Kozgugore on April 28, 2018, 11:17:01 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 28, 2018, 02:44:18 PM
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Some say... he's the only orc Saurfang willingly gives the kiss of life too.
...others, that he does indeed know what the Lok'Tar is cooking.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 28, 2018, 04:02:35 PM
All we know is, he's called Shrewd.
Post by: Okiba on April 28, 2018, 10:19:03 PM
Some say... it's the true heir to the Horde leadership. The only Hero this world deserves.
All we know is, he's called Shrewd.
That's... no. Watch and learn.
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Some say... both mohammed and the mountain came to him.
Others... that he's the only Orc Garonna can't get the drop on.
All we know is... he's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 28, 2018, 10:44:48 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on April 28, 2018, 11:49:42 PM
Post by: Regorn on April 29, 2018, 12:44:42 AM
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Some say the reason most orcs are green is because they are green with envy of him.
others say the reason he is green is because his grandfather was a pickle.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 29, 2018, 10:16:34 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 29, 2018, 08:16:55 PM
Great Old Father Pickle Koz
PICKLE RICK-- ... KOZ!
Post by: Regorn on April 29, 2018, 11:36:42 PM
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Some say when he is bare-handed, he is a monk.
others say his fists are just weapons with other utility.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Okiba on April 30, 2018, 12:18:25 AM
I don't know anymore...
Post by: Regorn on April 30, 2018, 11:34:59 AM
Post by: Okiba on April 30, 2018, 12:46:18 PM
Have we gone off the deep end?
You and Kronnor are so far off -THE- cliff I'm pretty sure I'll never need to throw you off it again. Ever.
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Some say... He once ran through an Alterac valley blizzard without being hit by a single flake of snow.
Others... that he gave Grommash Hellscream tips on how to swing an axe "like you mean it".
All we know is, he's called Koz!
there, like that. Silly Wikkets.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 30, 2018, 09:32:52 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 01, 2018, 09:49:10 AM
I am not off any cliffs.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you all the way down there.
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Some say... he was the first to Grook that Horkin Hozen wikket with a slicky, up the dooker.
Others? ...that he asked Gul'dan if there was a bigger cup.
All we know is, He's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 01, 2018, 10:25:05 AM
Can you hear me now?
Post by: Okiba on May 01, 2018, 10:44:43 AM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
Post by: Regorn on May 01, 2018, 11:14:33 AM
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Some say his blood can purify fel corruption
others say he is the father of the goblins after a short affair with a gnome
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 01, 2018, 12:10:20 PM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
I can hear all the colors.
Post by: Okiba on May 01, 2018, 12:14:20 PM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
I can hear all the colors.
No more glue sniffing for that Orc!
Post by: Regorn on May 01, 2018, 05:34:16 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 01, 2018, 05:34:28 PM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
I can hear all the colors.
No more glue sniffing for that Orc!
What are you talking about? I didn't sniff any glue. Nor did I eat Tide pods. I just sniffed paint.
Post by: Regorn on May 02, 2018, 09:33:46 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 02, 2018, 10:57:37 AM
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
I blame Rhonya.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 02, 2018, 11:26:26 AM
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
I blame Rhonya.
I second that.
Post by: Okiba on May 02, 2018, 02:18:23 PM
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
I blame Rhonya.
I second that.
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Some say... she's probably to blame.
Others... That it is all absolutely her fault.
All we know is... Rhonya is to blame!
Post by: Rhonya on May 02, 2018, 07:21:38 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 02, 2018, 07:35:09 PM
That sounds like someone high on paint would say!
Post by: Okiba on May 03, 2018, 11:01:42 AM
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Some say... Lo'gosh asks him for tips on how to create the perfect howl.
Others... that he once finished an entire goblin seafood platter. Without throwing up.
All we know is... he's called Koz!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 03, 2018, 12:08:09 PM
I'm an old god, I do tentacles and void shit, not paint and glue. :< Blaming the wrong one here!
Tentacles and void shit? That sounds alot like hentai.
Post by: Okiba on May 03, 2018, 12:33:06 PM
I'm an old god, I do tentacles and void shit, not paint and glue. :< Blaming the wrong one here!
Tentacles and void shit? That sounds alot like hentai.
We don't talk about that.
Mainly because he who speaks of it ends up dying a tentacle through eye sockets related death, in ultra-high definition, hand drawn imagery.
???
Post by: Gridish on May 03, 2018, 12:47:45 PM
Spoiler: show
Post by: Okiba on May 03, 2018, 01:12:04 PM
Let us not dwell on such things. At all.
Ever. :-\
Post by: Regorn on May 03, 2018, 08:14:48 PM
I mean, we are freaking nerds, but not weebs.
Post by: Gridish on May 03, 2018, 09:40:10 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 03, 2018, 10:21:41 PM
I couldn't agree more. Who wants to talk about the weather? Other than the last couple of days it has actually been properly warm here in the Netherlands and this weekend it'll be warm again *gasps*
England had winter... late.
Then two weeks ago we had an early summer.
Last weekend to know it has only rained.
...and this weekend summer return.
Bloody weather!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 03, 2018, 10:57:00 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 10:01:00 AM
1 day of slightly cold weather.
Now I got a minor cold.
Post by: Okiba on May 04, 2018, 10:21:36 AM
Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny
1 day of slightly cold weather.
Now I got a minor cold.
...see. my pox was placed upon you. And ye of little faith did not believe!
Sniffles hath cursed thee!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 04, 2018, 10:58:43 AM
Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny
1 day of slightly cold weather.
Now I got a minor cold.
...see. my pox was placed upon you. And ye of little faith did not believe!
Sniffles hath cursed thee!
If I catch a cold also I will find you and make you walk the plank.
Post by: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 11:42:19 AM
Your be in bed, having a cold.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 04, 2018, 11:50:37 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 04, 2018, 11:54:03 AM
Rum first, plank later.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 04, 2018, 12:55:48 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 01:51:21 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 04, 2018, 03:55:54 PM
Can I also have some rum?
Yes, reform must also have Rum.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 04, 2018, 10:56:18 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 11:00:32 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 04, 2018, 11:56:04 PM
I don't consider myself at the "holding hands when talking" stage yet with Kronnor.
What you both do in your own time on planks isn't my business or interest.
Now where's my rum?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 05, 2018, 12:25:53 AM
I don't consider myself at the "holding hands when talking" stage yet with Kronnor.
What you both do in your own time on planks isn't my business or interest.
Now where's my rum?
Regorn.. I was saying you can hold hands with Okiba as I push both of you off the plank after getting you drunk with rum.
Post by: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 08:48:44 AM
That doesn't sound right...
Post by: Regorn on May 05, 2018, 10:18:47 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 11:25:35 AM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
Post by: Gridish on May 05, 2018, 11:36:24 AM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
What about us in a previous life mister devilstep? What is our status? ;3
Post by: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 12:12:36 PM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
What about us in a previous life mister devilstep? What is our status? ;3
You didn't write, you didn't call
How can I trust you anymore after so long? ::)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 05, 2018, 12:29:44 PM
Post by: Gridish on May 05, 2018, 01:09:10 PM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
What about us in a previous life mister devilstep? What is our status? ;3
You didn't write, you didn't call
How can I trust you anymore after so long? ::)
Hence where I said "In a previous life mr devilstep C:<"
Post by: Regorn on May 05, 2018, 01:24:24 PM
You two should kiss!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 05, 2018, 04:02:27 PM
Hey!
You two should kiss!
Kiss kiss kiss!
Post by: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 10:16:46 PM
...you don't deserve it now.
**garrotes Kronnor and Regorn**
Post by: Regorn on May 06, 2018, 10:04:07 AM
Good thing I am already dead.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 06, 2018, 11:37:34 AM
Post by: Vraxxar on May 06, 2018, 12:47:39 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 06, 2018, 03:01:27 PM
What class changes are people most looking forward to/dreading in BfA?
Me? Rogue improvements to outlaw and assassination.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 06, 2018, 05:12:36 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 07, 2018, 12:15:50 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 12:33:36 AM
Post by: Gridish on May 07, 2018, 07:51:37 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 09:43:09 AM
I am intrigued by the mage changes for sure!
You Arcane?
You should play Arcane.
Arcane is silly potent.
Post by: Regorn on May 07, 2018, 12:17:52 PM
I have no reason for that, expect for the fact that fire is neat.
Post by: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 01:26:43 PM
Try fire.
I have no reason for that, expect for the fact that fire is neat.
...actually. jokes aside. Fire is considered worst of the three mage specs (bar mythic+ dungeon aoe if you have the right gear and spec).
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 07, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
Try fire.
I have no reason for that, expect for the fact that fire is neat.
...actually. jokes aside. Fire is considered worst of the three mage specs (bar mythic+ dungeon aoe if you have the right gear and spec).
But fire is lots of fun. You can set fire to rain.
Post by: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 03:44:38 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 07, 2018, 05:34:29 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 07, 2018, 06:55:08 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 07:11:29 PM
Post by: Gridish on May 07, 2018, 10:16:33 PM
(btw I have been running fire since I reached 110 x] )
Post by: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 10:35:34 PM
Who needs mage specs when you have a lvl 110 Lófty rogue.
(btw I have been running fire since I reached 110 x] )
You feckin idjiot
Post by: Gridish on May 07, 2018, 10:42:20 PM
Who needs mage specs when you have a lvl 110 Lófty rogue.
(btw I have been running fire since I reached 110 x] )
You feckin idjiot
Fite me! Oh wait.. you're not here >:C
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 07, 2018, 11:09:05 PM
I'll fok ye' up, I swear on me mum.
Post by: Regorn on May 07, 2018, 11:54:15 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 08, 2018, 11:19:00 AM
And I'll dook you Kronnor.
Dook in the ook.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 08, 2018, 03:44:57 PM
Post by: Gridish on May 08, 2018, 06:29:10 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 08, 2018, 07:25:24 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 08, 2018, 09:44:37 PM
I am afraid I don't speak monkey
That's surprising, for an Ape such as yourself.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 08, 2018, 09:48:13 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 08, 2018, 11:21:15 PM
So that means Orcs and Humans are the same type of creature?
Post by: Gridish on May 09, 2018, 07:31:47 AM
That raise a good question, Orcs are decedent from Titan construct, right?
So that means Orcs and Humans are the same type of creature?
With same tye of creatures you mean.... Mammals? *thinking*
Post by: Kozgugore on May 09, 2018, 12:02:41 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 09, 2018, 03:00:45 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 07:45:48 PM
Post by: Kozgugore on May 09, 2018, 10:36:54 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 09, 2018, 11:22:32 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
Post by: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Post by: Regorn on May 10, 2018, 05:06:55 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 10, 2018, 08:28:02 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
Post by: Okiba on May 11, 2018, 12:56:33 AM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Post by: Regorn on May 11, 2018, 11:39:54 AM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 11, 2018, 03:30:12 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
Post by: Okiba on May 11, 2018, 05:43:19 PM
Hork jeekin wibblre slicky mankers.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 11, 2018, 06:16:13 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Post by: Regorn on May 12, 2018, 08:26:13 AM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 12, 2018, 11:28:29 AM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
I just did.
Post by: Regorn on May 12, 2018, 02:45:53 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
I just did.
I see.
On other topics, Why do I keep failing in Crusader Kings?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 12, 2018, 04:11:44 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...Spoiler: show
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
I just did.
I see.
On other topics, Why do I keep failing in Crusader Kings?
You fail because you suck.
Post by: Bamm on May 12, 2018, 04:16:03 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 12, 2018, 04:37:06 PM
He was a good man.
Post by: Regorn on May 13, 2018, 10:28:47 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 13, 2018, 03:37:25 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 13, 2018, 08:27:11 PM
Maybe? Or maybe not? We will never know.
I know.
And i'm telling nobody.
Muahahaha-- *burp* ... I ate a kobold.
The candle burned my tongue :(
Post by: Regorn on May 14, 2018, 09:32:32 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 14, 2018, 05:44:31 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 14, 2018, 11:37:16 PM
U no take candle.
Try and stop me.
Post by: Regorn on May 15, 2018, 10:28:15 AM
I am sure the Goblins and Gnomes have that tech
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 15, 2018, 01:32:08 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 15, 2018, 07:27:05 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 15, 2018, 08:47:58 PM
Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Nah, it's Warcraft 50k. What do you think it is, a cheap copy of Warhammer?
Post by: Okiba on May 16, 2018, 02:28:00 PM
Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Nah, it's Warcraft 50k. What do you think it is, a cheap copy of Warhammer?
HERESY.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 16, 2018, 02:36:29 PM
Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Nah, it's Warcraft 50k. What do you think it is, a cheap copy of Warhammer?
HERESY.
Call in a futuristic mana bomb that destroys planets!
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2018, 07:13:39 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 16, 2018, 08:03:53 PM
Praise the God-Narru of Azeroth, who's guilding light bring us though the perils of the Twisting Nether.
To be fair, it kinda was like that at the start of Argus. Until Illidan blew shit up.
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2018, 08:26:49 PM
Orcs of the Red _____
- Lightsaber
- Plasma Blade
- Electro-blade
- Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!)
- Power Blade
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 17, 2018, 04:00:39 PM
Pick one;
Orcs of the Red _____
- Lightsaber
- Plasma Blade
- Electro-blade
- Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!)
- Power Blade
Orcs of the Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!) is the best choice. Only because long names are hilarious.
Post by: Regorn on May 17, 2018, 11:37:53 PM
Are we based on a planet? Fleet Based? A migrating army without any ships maybe? Corvett and Fighter ships only?
Post by: Gridish on May 18, 2018, 09:55:04 AM
Instead we talk about flying to the moon *nods*
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 18, 2018, 12:41:32 PM
How about..... no >:C
Instead we talk about flying to the moon *nods*
Ewww what are you doing in here?
Post by: Gridish on May 18, 2018, 04:02:33 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 18, 2018, 04:08:33 PM
You must be 'this' absent of Lofty's to partake.
Do you have a Lofty?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 18, 2018, 04:17:12 PM
Gridish. We've kept this going for FIVE MONTHS. you are -not- prepared.
You must be 'this' absent of Lofty's to partake.
Do you have a Lofty?
I wonder what was the longest Last post wins so far? Can we go longer?
Also, latest bot thread is about buying cheap viagra in the USA. kek
Post by: Gridish on May 18, 2018, 06:42:21 PM
Gridish. We've kept this going for FIVE MONTHS. you are -not- prepared.
You must be 'this' absent of Lofty's to partake.
Do you have a Lofty?
I would have a Lofty if gridish was still ali-.... wait-.. crap that doesn't work anymore..
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 18, 2018, 07:42:08 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 18, 2018, 09:25:17 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 18, 2018, 11:41:35 PM
I live in an apartment, I don't own a loft.
I find your lack of appropriate rental space...
...disturbing.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 19, 2018, 06:55:48 AM
Post by: Regorn on May 19, 2018, 12:48:08 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 19, 2018, 04:50:32 PM
I do have a storage next to the apartment.
Good for you, I guess?
Post by: Regorn on May 20, 2018, 12:34:46 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 20, 2018, 03:02:27 PM
Why yes, I am good.
But at what? This remains to be discovered.
;D
Post by: Regorn on May 20, 2018, 09:08:49 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 20, 2018, 10:13:27 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 20, 2018, 10:20:42 PM
at long last! mine!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 21, 2018, 01:43:08 AM
Post by: Vraxxar on May 21, 2018, 07:29:47 AM
Post by: Regorn on May 21, 2018, 10:35:25 AM
The belt is strictly serious business.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 21, 2018, 10:47:16 AM
Post by: Regorn on May 21, 2018, 12:54:09 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 22, 2018, 12:51:49 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 22, 2018, 02:19:42 AM
Bruh, I have the belt already.
You have nothing but the past!
Post by: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 09:49:39 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 22, 2018, 11:02:43 AM
Yea, there for you should give the belt to me, as I am the future.
No, I am the past, present and future.
Post by: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 07:59:39 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 22, 2018, 08:54:24 PM
I somewhat doubt you are the Alpha and the Omega.
He is the Dook, and the Manker.
The slicky, but also the Jeek.
Often he would Hork, but never ook.
Such is the fate of a wikket, of so much dibblin ook.
So Confucious-Hozen tells us.
Post by: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 10:33:11 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 22, 2018, 10:39:25 PM
I also did not know Krogon was a monkey.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/84769166e53e912762b4e9ed273308a6/tumblr_olscaapJwq1s3abbdo1_500.gif)
Post by: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 10:54:06 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 22, 2018, 11:14:56 PM
That's an Ape, not a monkey
Okiba... Sometimes I wonder, why do we even talk to the ghost of an old shaman that likes yolk?... Did we turn insane or something?
Post by: Okiba on May 22, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
That's an Ape, not a monkey
Okiba... Sometimes I wonder, why do we even talk to the ghost of an old shaman that likes yolk?... Did we turn insane or something?
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/eopRZZj20N320/giphy.gif)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 23, 2018, 01:29:22 AM
Post by: Regorn on May 23, 2018, 10:02:38 AM
Do you two not know the difference between apes and monkeys?
Post by: Okiba on May 23, 2018, 11:05:20 AM
That's still an ape.
Do you two not know the difference between apes and monkeys?
(https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-pdb/231404/55757178-8213-458c-a468-23316834baed/orig)
Post by: Regorn on May 23, 2018, 12:12:18 PM
That is a fair possibility.
Do we do anything other than taking the piss around here?
Post by: Okiba on May 23, 2018, 02:42:55 PM
Maybe you do know, but you are far to busy taking the piss.
That is a fair possibility.
Do we do anything other than taking the piss around here?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5eGSAZAHdnkTC/giphy.gif)
Post by: Kozgugore on May 23, 2018, 04:21:26 PM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/622/OCsHL.gif)
Post by: Okiba on May 23, 2018, 04:22:55 PM
Eeeeuuwuwwwwwwwww.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/622/OCsHL.gif)
In my defence. He kind of asked for it.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 23, 2018, 10:55:16 PM
Eeeeuuwuwwwwwwwww.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/622/OCsHL.gif)
In my defence. He kind of asked for it.
*Slow claps*
Well done Okiba, well done. I admire your work.
Post by: Regorn on May 24, 2018, 09:54:39 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 24, 2018, 11:58:32 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 25, 2018, 12:21:31 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 25, 2018, 12:43:38 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dchERAZ73GvOE/giphy.gif)
Nice moves, ya' monkey.
Post by: Regorn on May 25, 2018, 09:26:09 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 25, 2018, 11:32:01 AM
An orangutan is also an ape.
Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.
Post by: Okiba on May 25, 2018, 11:57:39 PM
An orangutan is also an ape.
Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.
It's nothing to go Ape over.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 26, 2018, 01:51:51 PM
An orangutan is also an ape.
Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.
It's nothing to go Ape over.
APErently it is.
Post by: Regorn on May 26, 2018, 10:42:06 PM
An orangutan is also an ape.
Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.
It's nothing to go Ape over.
APErently it is.
No Monkeying around
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 26, 2018, 10:52:54 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 27, 2018, 01:07:01 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 27, 2018, 01:52:40 PM
It was some darn monkey business alright.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 27, 2018, 01:53:34 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 27, 2018, 04:53:31 PM
That is how things are now.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 27, 2018, 06:26:46 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 28, 2018, 09:48:34 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 28, 2018, 10:58:41 AM
Something tells me you don't believe me when I change reality to fit my own view.
Well, that something is right.
Post by: Regorn on May 28, 2018, 11:28:42 PM
I mean, I am going to get the belt after all.
Post by: Okiba on May 29, 2018, 02:30:19 AM
I think you should accept me as your glorius master.
I mean, I am going to get the belt after all.
The only belt you'll see is the one I take off to whip you.
Hurr.
Post by: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 09:50:47 AM
Post by: Okiba on May 29, 2018, 02:27:29 PM
I am not even close to your level of kinky
Then the belt is mine! Hurr hurr!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 29, 2018, 02:57:42 PM
I am not even close to your level of kinky
Then the belt is mine! Hurr hurr!
Not so fast, cowboy. Don't make me kink you out of this thread. ;D
Post by: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 08:13:24 PM
Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.
Post by: Okiba on May 29, 2018, 09:35:48 PM
You two are aware being kinky won't win you the belt right?
Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.
(https://i.imgur.com/qDuOctd.gif?noredirect)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 29, 2018, 10:34:50 PM
You two are aware being kinky won't win you the belt right?
Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.
(https://i.imgur.com/qDuOctd.gif?noredirect)
Regorn.. The belt is the only thing I wear. That's pretty kinky, since you all come for mah belt.
Post by: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 10:58:27 PM
Or is there a colder place than Ice Crown?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 30, 2018, 10:54:35 AM
We should set up a meeting in the middle of Ice Crown.
Or is there a colder place than Ice Crown?
Icecrown is fine. I like that is cold. It makes my nipples hard. ;D
Post by: Regorn on May 30, 2018, 11:13:09 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 30, 2018, 12:48:51 PM
I had no idea your fetishes included dying from hypothermia.
You don't know many things about my fetishes.
Post by: Okiba on May 30, 2018, 10:57:11 PM
I had no idea your fetishes included dying from hypothermia.
You don't know many things about my fetishes.
Do feel free to list them, in detail.
Post by: Regorn on May 31, 2018, 11:56:08 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 31, 2018, 03:08:39 PM
Post by: Okiba on May 31, 2018, 05:41:04 PM
I'd rather list the fetishes I don't have. Less work.
that's blank bits of paper for you.
in other news!
http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/index.php?topic=4691.msg45206;topicseen#new
Shameless own-thread-bump! 8)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 31, 2018, 06:33:11 PM
Sounds good, yeah?
Post by: Okiba on May 31, 2018, 06:55:25 PM
I will write a story about future Okiba after he retires, as he spends his times in Pandaren brothels, being pissed drunk.
Sounds good, yeah?
Sadly, as per the rules, you'd need my permission.
YOU GOT IT!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 31, 2018, 09:24:22 PM
Post by: Regorn on May 31, 2018, 10:02:57 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 01, 2018, 09:36:06 AM
Will it include him not having any gold to pay his bills and being thrown out in to the mud?
No more spoilers.
Post by: Regorn on June 01, 2018, 05:30:03 PM
Post by: Okiba on June 02, 2018, 02:35:26 PM
All the spoilers!
If you can make that into a workable story having only met Okiba once IC...
well. I'd be impressed :P
Post by: Regorn on June 03, 2018, 09:55:24 AM
Sit sitting in a urn as ash.
Still ash, no change yet.
Guess what? He is still ash.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 03, 2018, 11:26:24 AM
Post by: Okiba on June 03, 2018, 04:13:13 PM
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
This will either be tradgicly hilarious or hilariously tradgic.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 03, 2018, 04:26:12 PM
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
This will either be tradgicly hilarious or hilariously tradgic.
We'll see about that.
Post by: Okiba on June 03, 2018, 10:26:02 PM
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
This will either be tradgicly hilarious or hilariously tradgic.
We'll see about that.
I'm dubious.
But we'll see of course ;)
Post by: Regorn on June 04, 2018, 12:07:46 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 04, 2018, 02:57:17 PM
Post by: Regorn on June 05, 2018, 09:33:31 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 05, 2018, 02:36:34 PM
just let someone whip you, that always motivate people.
For me, that only turns me on.
Post by: Okiba on June 05, 2018, 03:04:44 PM
The belt is mine, no matter how odd, kinky, persistent or dead you are.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 05, 2018, 07:02:13 PM
Post by: Regorn on June 05, 2018, 08:22:16 PM
After all, he will be giving it to me.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 06, 2018, 02:02:43 PM
Post by: Okiba on June 06, 2018, 06:15:44 PM
The only thing I will be giving to you is a smack on the head.
We should ban inactive people from posting in this thread.
I feel that would be a kind of justice.
;D
Post by: Regorn on June 06, 2018, 07:20:04 PM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 07, 2018, 07:01:55 AM
The only thing I will be giving to you is a smack on the head.
We should ban inactive people from posting in this thread.
I feel that would be a kind of justice.
;D
Okiba, the only reason I am inactive is because there is nothing for me to do in WoW until BfA arrives. I will probably resub just so I can get the fury hidden skin. Other than that, I'm not wasting money just so I can log for one hour or so before I'm bored to death.
Also, I need lots of money for the driving school (today I will go to enlist for both A and B categories). I only want the one for motorcycles, but being able to drive a car won''t hurt.
Post by: Regorn on June 07, 2018, 10:06:31 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 07, 2018, 07:32:54 PM
Post by: Regorn on June 08, 2018, 09:50:18 AM
Post by: Okiba on June 08, 2018, 10:44:38 AM
/nod
The bit with a line through it.
Post by: Regorn on June 08, 2018, 08:42:24 PM
Post by: Okiba on June 09, 2018, 01:00:05 AM
You should follow the line, I mean, what else could they possibly mean?
For the first time ever, in history...
...Regorn is correct. What's the worst that could happen?
Post by: Bamm on June 09, 2018, 01:31:32 AM
Post by: Regorn on June 10, 2018, 09:08:01 AM
It display confident, something the instructor will really like.
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 10, 2018, 12:19:36 PM
Post by: Okiba on June 11, 2018, 03:51:43 AM
Yeah, I doubt the police officer will like that.
Bake cookies that are shaped and frosted to look like a smart phone. Drive with one pressed to your ear.
When you get pulled over, in front of the cop... eat it.
"What phone officer?"
Post by: Regorn on June 11, 2018, 10:06:58 AM
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 12, 2018, 02:55:57 PM
Also carry a large mirror, claim it offers Superior vision compared to that small dinky mirror cars usually have, so you replaced it.
Best idea ever!
Post by: Regorn on June 12, 2018, 10:37:25 PM
Does that not mean I won? And Get the belt?
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 13, 2018, 03:11:16 PM
Post by: Regorn on June 13, 2018, 07:20:05 PM
This is of the highest important!
Post by: Kozgugore on June 13, 2018, 07:58:38 PM