Oooh, exciting! :D
Have you tried doing the thing backward and then taking it around and around like, 6 times and after that taking the bear pelt and rubbing it in on it but first you sharpen the knife you used last summer doing 'you know what' because if it is not sharp enough it won't carve the wood good enough from the great 1 kilometer tall tree you found while looking for a toilet in the woods during that beaver safari you were on (no beaver was visible however as you were high as fuck on LSD), you know the LCD you found while killing the bear you were going to use earlier so let's get back to it but before we can get back to it we need to go over why you needed that dagger for that tree, first you take some tree splints and start chewing it, so when you are done with the bear pelt you spit it out in the trash because what the fuck is wrong with you? chewing tree splints? It's wood splints you asshat, don't you like that insult? But back to what to do after the bear pelt rubbing is done, you take the thing and wear it because gurl you look fiiiiiiiine with it on but you can't wear it on mondays so we must make a new one but this time we use squirrel pelt and I am sure you can follow the instructions from before, just replace the 'bear pelt' with 'squirrel pelt'.
I have read this four times.
Nolifer. 4 threads of bullcrap won...
On to round 6.
Naruto is the best anime tho!
No condom sex best sex.
So I'm going up at like 4:30 tomorrow.. Yay for planes Dx
It's great, and by great, I mean horrifically racist.
Warhammer races as crisp flavours discuss..
I am a lizardman man myself
(http://i.imgur.com/qkKf3Ne.jpg)
Also, can the fucking Guardian not go two seconds without shoving their pro-immigration stance down everyone's throats? They gave Warcraft a 2/5 because of brown Orcs invading white Humans, and said that it might be a veiled pro-UKIP or pro-Trump propaganda movie.
Bad sushi is bad. Sadface
I'm sure it was delicious! 8)
While doing some housecleaning on my computer i found two folders of Out of context D&D qoutes with beautfiul pathfinder art and they made me smile. so i shall be posting them randomly
(http://i.imgur.com/Rk4sXJN.jpg)
Oh my god I actually choked laughingActually no the sushi was super bad. Ofc we paid the high price as everywhere else >_~
it makes me sad I never D&D'd
I don't understand.. What's so funny about that? :|
Watched Warcraft, and holy fucking tits it was so good. I was literally shaking with excitement when I left the cinema. The Orcs are so well made, and you really notice iconic characters. Very nicely done.
1/10 though not enough Shattered Hand supremacy
From Steve Jackson Games website....
Many years ago (back when we all were still playing D & D), I ran a game where I pitted two groups against each other.
Several members of Group One came up with the idea of luring Group Two into a trap. You remember the Hand of Vecna and the Eye of Vecna that were artifacts in the old D&D world where if you cut off your hand (or your eye) and replaced it with the Hand of Vecna (or the Eye) you'd get new awesome powers? Well, Group One thought up The Head of Vecna.
Group One spread rumors all over the countryside (even paying Bards to spread the word about this artifact rumored to exist nearby). They even went so far as to get a real head and place it under some weak traps to help with the illusion. Unfortunately, they forgot to let ALL the members of their group in on the secret plan (I suspect it was because they didn't want the Druid to get caught and tell the enemy about this trap of theirs, or maybe because they didn't want him messing with things).
The Druid in group One heard about this new artifact and went off in search of it himself (I believe to help prove himself to the party members...) Well, after much trial and tribulation, he found it; deactivated (or set off) all the traps; and took his "prize" off into the woods for examination. He discovered that it did not radiate magic (a well known trait of artifacts) and smiled gleefully.
I wasn't really worried since he was alone and I knew that there was no way he could CUT HIS OWN HEAD OFF. Alas I was mistaken as the Druid promptly summoned some carnivorous apes and instructed them to use his own scimitar and cut his head off (and of course quickly replacing it with the Head of Vecna...)
Some time later, Group one decided to find the Druid and to check on the trap. They found the headless body (and the two heads) and realized that they had erred in their plan (besides laughing at the character who had played the Druid)...The Head of Vecna still had BOTH eyes! They corrected this mistake and reset their traps and the Head for it's real intended victims...
Group Two, by this time, had heard of the powerful artifact and decided that it bore investigating since, if true, they could use it to destroy Group One. After much trial and tribulation, they found the resting place of The Head of Vecna! The were particularly impressed with the cunning traps surrounding the site (one almost missed his save against the weakest poison known to man). They recovered the Head and made off to a safe area.
Group Two actually CAME TO BLOWS (several rounds of fighting) against each other argueing over WHO WOULD GET THEIR HEAD CUT OFF! Several greedy players had to be hurt and restrained before it was decided who would be the recipient of the great powers bestowed by the Head... The magician was selected and one of them promptly cut his head off. As the player was lifting The Head of Vecna to emplace it on it's new body, another argument broke out and they spent several minutes shouting and yelling. Then, finally, they put the Head onto the character.
Well, of course, the Head simply fell off the lifeless body. All members of Group Two began yelling and screaming at each other (and at me) and then, on their own, decided that they had let too much time pass between cutting off the head of a hopeful recipient and put the Head of Vecna onto the body.
SO THEY DID IT AGAIN!... [killing another PC]
In closing, it should be said that I never even cracked a smile as all this was going on. After the second PC was slaughtered, I had to give in (my side was hurting)...
And Group Two blamed ME for all of that...
The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo
by Richard Aronson (aronson@sierratel.com)
...In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran "his game," and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.
Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
I can avenge my Paladin.
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn't on a grassy gnoll.
I hope the extended edition of the movie is released, because holy shit was the pacing and editing terrible in the first hour. The CGI was mind blowing though. Took 6 of my friends who'd never played to see it, and only one didn't enjoy it (though he got stoned before the movie because he convinced himself be would hate it lol)
The battle scenes were excellent, though my main criticism of the movie isSpoiler: show
I hope the extended edition of the movie is released, because holy shit was the pacing and editing terrible in the first hour. The CGI was mind blowing though. Took 6 of my friends who'd never played to see it, and only one didn't enjoy it (though he got stoned before the movie because he convinced himself be would hate it lol)
The battle scenes were excellent, though my main criticism of the movie isSpoiler: showSpoiler: show
I hope the extended edition of the movie is released, because holy shit was the pacing and editing terrible in the first hour. The CGI was mind blowing though. Took 6 of my friends who'd never played to see it, and only one didn't enjoy it (though he got stoned before the movie because he convinced himself be would hate it lol)
The battle scenes were excellent, though my main criticism of the movie isSpoiler: showSpoiler: show
I remember when I had a wart in my foot. I dug it out.I did that once, holy crap it bled so much.
Why did I do that?
Sadok! Amg. Rule broken! No posting just single thingies!
And sip some warm tea/water and lemon Sakrina
Anyways how do you teach someone to be a demon hunter?
You show them a demon-stration.
*wafts hand*
carry on
Is it about soldiers 76 being a dad?
Bloody cheese, someone have already written a Avatar: Last airbender crossover fanfic with Overwatch
Bloody cheese, someone have already written a Avatar: Last airbender crossover fanfic with Overwatch
in my new overwatch/avatar fanfiction, aang airbends all of widowmakers clothes off in the heat of battle, leading to a shocking discovery! a hilarious tale of two foes turned lovers ensues as the pair embark on an adventure across the world to get to zuko in time to stop him from being assassinated. Rated M. WARNING: FUTA. DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT! pls only kind reviews
Nothing wrong with sleeping in the nude tbh, I do it a lot.
Good to hear! as a fellow night dweller I bid you welcome to our domain. A gift basket of goodies including a picture of the sun and some vitamin D supplements should be winging its way to you
Yup! Saw it. Also I found a program on my PC that's very interesting, just look at the before and after picture
Yup! Saw it. Also I found a program on my PC that's very interesting, just look at the before and after picture
Yes, very interesting. Making something darker. Ooooh.
Shots have been fired!How can shots be fired if I state a fact? =D
I just got my new phone... HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT
Atleast you might finally get a unified Ireland now! Northern Ireland is pushing for referendum to join Ireland. Scotland wants another one for it's indepence and Spain is asking for shared sovereignity over Gibralter who voted 19k to stay vs 800 to leave. In a few years I'm afraid Great Britain/United Kingdom will be solely Wales and England.
The midsummer-pole thing is an old pagan fertility festival, the pole is actually a phallic symbol penetrating the earth (celebrating the fertility of the earth mother if you will).
The dancing ring of people is just strange a strange bi-effect xD
That racoon is a Lemur though. xDI just realized that.... ;-; You can kill me now.
answerSpoiler: show
Nosh is correct!
So... Apparently my grandma had a break-in, and they took a lot of keys from her. Scary thing is she had a key to our house, and I'm gonna be home alone during the days... Yay.
In other news, my mom walked in on me jamming on an air guitar... I think I'm ready to move out and never come back now :'D
The tribe sets to storytelling games. Result:
During a starry night of passionate red blood flowing Mating dance of the tauren cheesemakers , it showed that by kissing an evil toad prince with a fancy collection of small mushrooms, they shouldn't have eaten after weird morning wood that was caused by stroking the DURAshaft coated wooden gnome figurine from deep dungeons of another member of the fantastical green club of the Murloc leader whom was an eredar Lord of the mighty and proud flowerpicker Clan that had pandaren mating with giant pink looking tunips which smelled like a kind of rotten tomato infested with disgusting, green, slithering big boglords and danced at thrall's wedding with a red disciple of the evil minded Ogre tribute band who loved singing lymerics, accompanied by New Bloods who played a flute so horribly that The cheesemakers imploded. The end.
Chi has gone? o:
Fifth spec? No thank you, lol(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/992/407/776.jpg)
Hmh.. There's a new comic out aswell, about Anduin, but it's kinda spoiler-y.
Just keep (big) spoilers to the legion thread then, easy enough. :)
Just keep (big) spoilers to the legion thread then, easy enough. :)
Just don't click the obvious "SPOILER"-button if you don't want any spoilers. Even easier!
Snape kills Dumbledore
But my account is disabled :O
I guess I just continue to shitpost here then.
Somebody hold me please im dying work has killed me.I know that feel. *pat*
I am kind of a big deal-Regorn
laed gib a fo dnik ma InrogeR-
Well then I'll very nicely say no thank you god and fuck you right back Rashka :3
Toomuch hassle for me. Too much shit for me. So no, thanks. Can't really force everyone to take Trp so doubt we'll use the system ourselves then for quests etc. Forum is good enough.
It is also just an extension, so people can choose wether they want it or not.Yes, hence there's no use in telling those who can't use it to fuck off. Shall I repeat it once more?
I-I've never played a Mass Effect game...They are decent RPGs. Great in some aspects, yet they are severely lacking in others. Mostly considering personal character development and choice.
As an AoS fan i am insulted.
Not gonna lie - That looks awesome. Meanwhile my lunch for the past week and a half has been Subway \o/
I actually thought BvS was quite okay. #UnpopularOpinionPuffinBest review words on BvS I've heard go down to "I can see why people enjoy it, but as a film it is just so flawed". But that's critics and they value on more than enjoyability.
To be totally honest, I think I might even prefer Batfleck over Batbale too. I know the whole killing people thing is not his style, but I liked the nitty gritty and old-aged, bitter feel it gave to him. Like an alternate version of Batman that was pushed to the edge and didn't have much more to live for. Heck, it was pretty much the Dark Knight Returns.
And that wearhouse fight sequence, to die for.
I... I don't know how to feel about that picture. D:
I really disagreed with the series being cancelled. It was pretty good!
Ok, there was a short mention of DnD, I always wanted to try DnD so I steer our conversation back at it.
The only DnD I have done was a short session over the internet, thanks to time-zones, we figured it would not work and it stopped after one session.
I had a glorious character, a 4 strength cleric (and it was only 4 strength because humans get +1).
He was so weak, I could not wear the standard armor and had to go with leather armor.
The DM was also kind enough to change my 1H mace to a Whip.
You who played DnD, is it true that humans get +1 for all attributes OR. some other choice?
My character did have the whip, but did not have (whatever it's called) specialty for it.
I figure that raising my strength from 3 to 4 ain't that big of a deal, I rather be better with the whip then.
do note that doing the drugs might be cheeper than the miniature Warhammer game.That's why I stopped after getting my Tau army. Too many monaaays
48 BC – Caesar's Civil War: Battle of Pharsalus: Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt.
378 – Gothic War: Battle of Adrianople: A large Roman army led by Emperor Valens is defeated by the Visigoths. Valens is killed along with over half of his army.
1173 – Construction of the campanile of the Cathedral of Pisa (now known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa) begins; it will take two centuries to complete.
1329 – Quilon, the first Indian Christian Diocese, is erected by Pope John XXII; the French-born Jordanus is appointed the first Bishop.
1500 – Ottoman–Venetian War (1499–1503): The Ottomans capture Methoni, Messenia.
1610 – The First Anglo-Powhatan War begins in colonial Virginia.
1810 – Napoleon annexes Westphalia as part of the First French Empire.
1814 – Indian Wars: the Creek sign the Treaty of Fort Jackson, giving up huge parts of Alabama and Georgia.
1842 – The Webster–Ashburton Treaty is signed, establishing the United States–Canada border east of the Rocky Mountains.
1854 – Henry David Thoreau publishes Walden.
1862 – American Civil War: Battle of Cedar Mountain: At Cedar Mountain, Virginia, Confederate General Stonewall Jackson narrowly defeats Union forces under General John Pope.
1877 – Indian Wars: Battle of the Big Hole: A small band of Nez Percé Indians clash with the United States Army
1892 – Thomas Edison receives a patent for a two-way telegraph.
1902 – Edward VII and Alexandra of Denmark are crowned King and Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
1907 – The first Boy Scout encampment concludes at Brownsea Island in southern England.
1914 – Start of the Battle of Mulhouse, part of a French attempt to recover the province of Alsace and the first French offensive of World War I.
1925 – A train robbery takes place in Kakori, near Lucknow, India
1930 – Betty Boop makes her cartoon debut in Dizzy Dishes.
1936 – Summer Olympic Games: Games of the XI Olympiad: Jesse Owens wins his fourth gold medal at the games.
1942 – Indian leader Mahatma Gandhi is arrested in Bombay by British forces, launching the Quit India Movement.
1942 – World War II: Battle of Savo Island: Allied naval forces protecting their amphibious forces during the initial stages of the Battle of Guadalcanal are surprised and defeated by an Imperial Japanese Navy cruiser force.
1944 – The United States Forest Service and the Wartime Advertising Council release posters featuring Smokey Bear for the first time.
1944 – Continuation War: The Vyborg–Petrozavodsk Offensive, the largest offensive launched by Soviet Union against Finland during the Second World War, ends to a strategic stalemate. Both Finnish and Soviet troops at the Finnish front dug to defensive positions, and the front remains stable until the end of the war.
1945 – World War II: Nagasaki is devastated when an atomic bomb, Fat Man, is dropped by the United States B-29 Bockscar. 35,000 people are killed outright, including 23,200-28,200 Japanese war workers, 2,000 Korean forced workers, and 150 Japanese soldiers.
1945 – The Red Army invades Japanese-occupied Manchuria.
1956 – Twenty thousand women staged a march on the Union Buildings in Pretoria to protest against the proposed amendments to the Urban Areas Act in South Africa.
1965 – Singapore is expelled from Malaysia and becomes the only country to date to gain independence unwillingly.
1965 – A fire at a Titan missile base near Searcy, Arkansas kills 53 construction workers.
1969 – Followers led by Charles Manson murder pregnant actress Sharon Tate (wife of Roman Polanski), coffee heiress Abigail Folger, Polish actor Wojciech Frykowski, men's hairstylist Jay Sebring and recent high-school graduate Steven Parent.
1971 – The Troubles: The British Army in Northern Ireland launches Operation Demetrius. Hundreds of people are arrested and interned, thousands are displaced, and twenty are killed in the violence that followed.
1974 – As a direct result of the Watergate scandal, Richard Nixon becomes the first President of the United States to resign from office. His Vice President, Gerald Ford, becomes president.
1993 – The Liberal Democratic Party of Japan loses a 38-year hold on national leadership.
1999 – Russian President Boris Yeltsin fires his Prime Minister, Sergei Stepashin, and for the fourth time fires his entire cabinet.
2006 – At least 21 suspected terrorists were arrested in the 2006 transatlantic aircraft plot that happened in the United Kingdom. The arrests were made in London, Birmingham, and High Wycombe in an overnight operation.
2013 – Gunmen open fire at a Sunni mosque in the city of Quetta killing at least 10 people and injuring 30.
2014 – Michael Brown, an 18-year-old African American male in Ferguson, Missouri, was shot and killed by a Ferguson police officer, sparking protests and unrest in the city.
378 – Gothic War
TL;DR: A lot of battles and wars.
He himself did. xD
Lost both Sadok and got confirmation of Grogona's death in 2 days. Pyres everywhere. Bets on who's next?
I'm just wondering what the cap's gonna be for the Mastery for DH's in terms of the speed buff... I mean, atm on my DH http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/argent-dawn/Vinscadrial/advanced (http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/argent-dawn/Vinscadrial/advanced) atm my Mastery stat is holding at around 21% with that much of a speed buff, and has been since I got clear of the starting zone and got the new gear from the Demon Invasion events... so, this could maaaybe be as fast/far as it goes? Don't know why the weapons say empty slots on them... may be the Armoury's not been updated yet to accomodate Warglaive type weapons?
Ha! I just need to write a paper in November to January in a subject I am 100% uninterested in and will have difficulties with thanks to my Asperber syndrome. On full speed instead of the normal half-speed that most students use.
Hold me.
Ohh a nurse :D Nice! Good luck with the study
Edit: Regorn you have Aspergers too? Nice! (Kinda) Aspergers' assemble! XD
P.s. I believe it's spelled dyslexia, but I might be wrong, if it mattered at least D:
Ohh a nurse :D Nice! Good luck with the study
Edit: Regorn you have Aspergers too? Nice! (Kinda) Aspergers' assemble! XD
P.s. I believe it's spelled dyslexia, but I might be wrong, if it mattered at least D:
Strange condition. It crops up in many forms, with me, it's grammar. You may have noticed, it's also why I flip my proverbial lid when people correct my spelling.
It is pretty big. But I'm sure the helm will be cool. Be sure to post up some pics of the cosplay:)Sure will! Got some pics coming up later today :D
Ohh a nurse :D Nice! Good luck with the study
Edit: Regorn you have Aspergers too? Nice! (Kinda) Aspergers' assemble! XD
P.s. I believe it's spelled dyslexia, but I might be wrong, if it mattered at least D:
Strange condition. It crops up in many forms, with me, it's grammar. You may have noticed, it's also why I flip my proverbial lid when people correct my spelling.
There's many branches of it indeed..
Think he's referring to different branches of asbergers, hence Tree atment.
Can always offer it up in the suggestion topic, though the question would be who's gonna write it down then ;) I'll stay back from saying yes or no myself though seeing in a technical sense I am a trueblood too xD with one char at least.
Demon Hunter RP in a nutshellAnd that's why, if I still did WoW and rolled a DH.
10/10 would not recommend meds against anciety. Gained 20kg over 1 month. :I GG.Talk with your doctor about it. There are tons of different types for a reason, human body reacts differently to different types.
The ending kinda wrecked the original series for me. Try the rebuild movies instead.:)
Exactly that. I'd have prefered a less metaphysical ending. And a more physical one. Kinda left a bad taste in my mouth, and I usually am not opposed to storywise bad endings. Still I prefer the new movies.
Good news everyone.
EVE Online is going free to play apparently, so the entire guild will migrate there
time to be grumpy, I don't like pools.
Everyday? Toast with butter
Speaking of butter who makes the best butter in the twisting nether?
The churning legion
Buttered bread with cheese and Kalles Kaviar #LikeASwede
The money I'll get after I sell this skin will come in useful since M&B 2 Bannerlord is going to get released soon. And I'll maybe buy Total War: Warhammer?
And Nosh, hope you get something good from any future cases you intend to open.
Never got anything good in those cases either.. Hrm. I still need to buy this game.. What was it called.. Far cry primal I think? Anyone with experience on it?
Seems Metzen is retiring. Oh my.
http://www.wowhead.com/news=255881/senior-vp-chris-metzen-to-retire-a-message-from-chris-metzen
yes, yes we get it Rashka. You like weed.Do we need to say more than that?
That still doesn't make it healthy.
That's why weed is better than alcohol. Barely any hangovers xD
> Game
> Cutting down trees
> Resources
I think your gonna need to be a bit more specific than that.
And now I think we should stop talking about depression.
Swashbuckle
Origin
Late 19th century: back-formation from swashbuckler.
Swashbuckler
Word Origin
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noun
1.
a swaggering swordsman, soldier, or adventurer; daredevil.
Origin
1550-60; swash + buckler
swash
[swosh, swawsh]
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Word Origin
verb (used without object)
1.
to splash, as things in water, or as water does:
Waves were swashing against the piers.
2.
to dash around, as things in violent motion.
3.
to swagger.
buckler
[buhk-ler]
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noun
1.
a round shield held by a grip and sometimes having straps through which the arm is passed.
2.
any means of defense; protection.
verb (used with object)
3.
to be a shield to; support; defend.
Wet Swagger Roundshield.
It was a joke btw. I don't have a burried man in my yard.
I dug him up a week ago.
Ah, I see. You hide it in the closet.
Good luck!
Why we got windriders then?